DESIGNATED SHTTING ORBIT LAUNCH LITERALLY RIGHT NOW

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THEYRE DOING IT

THEYRE LAUNCHING A TOILET IN SPACE

Thats one less toilet on earth, more shit on the ground for mankind.

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DESIGNATED
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Top keke, good find, man. Tuning in now.

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the rocket blessed by kek

ITS GUNNA BLOW!!!!

HOLY SHIT IT BLEW UP

DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW YOU DUMB BITCH ILL HAVE YOU KNOW IM THE HEAD IT GUY AT ONE THE LARGEST TECH COMPANIES AND I WILL TRACE YOUR IP IF YOU DONT STOP MAKING FUN OF INDIA AND INDIANS THIS STUPID POO JOKE WAS AND NEVER WILL BE FUNNY NOW FUCK OFF

IT'S HAPPENING BROS

has it really gotten that bad that they need to blast their poo out into space?

>Deep fried Jew lecturing Aryan master race

> Tfw just got back from mission control

This guy's driving the Curiosity Rover on Mars

going where no poo has ever gone before

POO IN SPACE

>0.10 has been deposited into your account

Reminder that feces is a viable rocket fuel.

SUPERPOWER 2016

God. That's a stupid fucking accent.

What did I advertise?

> lrn2meme

Hey do you know anything about astronaut selection.

Will any previous mental health disorders disqualify me even though I am no longer experiencing them? I am 100% healthy and qualified to be an astronaut in canada, except for that.

India has a space program? I didnt even know they had a government, I thought the whole country was just mutant poos living in shacks and worshiping the cow ass that birthed them.

Why does their software look like its from 1998?

PS4 CONFIRMED

I always think of India as that country with all the mud from Dilbert, except instead of mud its shit

less complexity means less likely to fail

>qualified to be an astronaut in canada
>qualified
>to be an astronaut
>in canada

what're astronaut standards in canada?

If you have a functioning space program they win.

They've always had ridiculously poor and rich people, to the extent the castes are highly genetically stratified.

ISRO seems to be a solid satellite-launching organizaiton, I don't think they lose very many. I bet their good technicians work their while the dropouts get hired to telecommute to the US.

That anything is on mars

That we can leave this planet

been to the top of a tall building and not been scared

Dude everyone here shit talks....Don't get all loo'd up man... it just makes it look like you can't handle it and people will throw even more poo at ya.

Best thing to do is just except that this is a designated spot for that.

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Wasn't that satellite previously named ScatSat?

Well yea I'm not expecting material design but Why are there like so few features? I know it's one computer I'm looking at but there seems like there should be more

They sent a probe to Mars last year.

All that butthurt in the comments.

Sup Forums BTFO IT LAUNCHED!!!!!!

more like POOPERPOWER, right, kek?

Why do they have such a hard time with poo in the loo? youtube.com/watch?v=nO4eyik_IUw

>POO THRUSTERS ACTIVATED!

POOS IN SPAAAAAACE

Well right now Canada is selecting 2 new astronauts.

The minimum requirements is having a bachelors of science degree. or engineering or math, with 3 years of professional experience (masters counts as one year, PhD counts as 3)

You need to have 20/20 vision, which can be correctable with lenses

No serious medical condtions

You dont need it. but flight experience and scuba diving experience is an asset along with knowing Russian.

Boys, don't rag on the CSA. It aint no NASA, but we've produced some fine space equipment and astronauts, such as one of the most famous astronauts of all time

>WORLD SUPERPOWER
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You need to have a master's minimum I think. And if you have a medical condition of have been using medications, I believe you will get rejected on your medical. But if doctors are willing to sign off that you aren't experiencing the issues anymore, you should be fine

jesus christ I feel like I'm on a call with Tata

> Implying it isn't

>POOP CONFIRMED IN SPACE!

[applauding intensifies]

POOING WHERE NO LOO HAS GONE BEFORE

I bet they launched their only port-a-potty into orbit.

Ground control.... the poo is in the loo. I repeat..... the Poo is in the loo.

Ground Control to Major Poo

India is truly a fascinating paradox:
>Produce doctors, scientists, lawyers, etc. around the world
>Build space program, nuclear weapons, domestic heavy industries
>Cannot get population to use toilets because they either worship them or fear toilet witches, so entire country is covered in shit
>Literally cannot stop gangraping underage girls

Am I the only one who feels like this is all a bunch of bullshit?

No cameras like SpaceX, no live data visualizations, nothing.

It's just a bunch of political self congratulations, sounds like propaganda.

>It's just a bunch of political self congratulations, sounds like propaganda.

It is propaganda, its mainly to try and piss off Pakistan and China for the most part.

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Fact: There was an Indian among the team, Hidden behind the computer case to do the calculations.

But when he wanted to be the first man to shit on the moon... They let him go and left.

kek

That dichotomic chasm is available in most major superpowers.

Have you ever dealt with Baton Rouge niggers? They're not much better than Shudra-tier pooinloos- and the gap is wider when you consider the kinds of things White Americans come up with.

>piss off Pakistan

That's exactly what I was thinking while I was watching this. How much US money do you think was involved?

THAT'S OKAY PAJEET, YOU CAN STOP COUNTING!!!!

Probably a lot of the UN aid to build "Sanitary stations" in India.

SpaceX and NASA are the only ones that really do much with live on-board camera feeds

Russia, India, Europe, Japan, and China all do their own launches, but they don't publicize it as much.

It costs money to do all that fancy coverage, and the general public tends to not care much about routine LEO/GEO launches with nothing ground-breaking happening like SpaceX's recent accomplishments.

stop saying they poo in streets you fuckers

Will NASA give them enough money to finally buy toilets?