I GREW UP A FUCKING SCREW UP

I GREW UP A FUCKING SCREW UP
GOT INTRODUCED TO THE GAME GOT AN OUNCE AND FUCKIN' BLEW UP

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i chuckled

Why was Biggie Smalls at Hogwarts?

So many battlefield scars while driven in plush cars

This life as a rap star is nothin without heart

Was born rough and rugged, addressin the mad public

My attitude was, Fuck it, cause motherfuckers love it

Blacks can be anywhere

Ay yo aayyoo we wuz in one o' da dullest franchise in da history o' movie franchises n shiet Seriously each episode following da boy wizard an' his pals from Hogwarts Academy as dey fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from da others. Aside from da gloomy imagery, da series’ only consistency has been its lack o' excitement an' ineffective use o' special effects, all ta make magic unmagical, ta make action seem inert.

Perhaps da die wuz cast when Rowling vetoed da idea o' Spielberg directing da series; she made sho da series would never be mistaken fo' uh werk o' art dat meant anythin` ta anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion fo' her books. da Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly da anti-James Bond series in its refusal o' wonder, beauty an' excitement. nahh one wants ta face dat fact. Now, thankfully, dey nahh longer gots ta.

>uh-at least da books wuz pimp-tight though
"nahh!"
da writing iz dreadful; da book wuz terrible. As ah read, ah noticed dat every tyme uh character go fo' uh walk, da author wrote instead dat da character "stretched his legs."

ah began marking on da back o' an envelope every tyme dat phrase wuz repeated. ah stopped only afta ah had marked da envelope several dozen times. ah wuz incredulous. Rowling's mind iz so governed by cliches an' dead metaphors dat she has nahh other style o' writing. Later ah read uh lavish, loving review o' Harry Potter by da same Stephen King. He wrote somethin` ta da effect o', "If deez kids is reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when dey git older dey will go on ta read Stephen King." an' he wuz quite right. He wuz not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you be, in fact, trained ta read Stephen King all ye damn hood ratz

I literally cannot remember what scene or movie of HP this guy was in

Help me out brehs

>literally samefagging your own thread

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I miss old US currency.

The original Crabbe got caught growing pot. The black guy is his replacement.

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That's a lie.


harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Bem

HELICOPTER CHOPPIN WITH THE BUZZ
STUFF THEM RACKS INSIDE THEM IF THEY NUDGE

>got his teeth fixed
fucking DROPPED

WE WAZ WIZARDS NIGGUH

IT WAS ALL A DREAM
I USED TO READ WORD UP MAGAZINE

Why the fuck do you think?

Nigger, do you know how thugged out magic drivebys are?

What a shame.

Some things you just don't fuck with even if they're a personal flaw.

I could never forgive Goodman if he lost weight. Holy shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UE

I GOT 7 MAC-11s

My bad. Crabbe did get replaced by a black guy, just not that one.

Crabbe also got arrested again a few years back during those riots in England.

LOOK SO GOOD, ID SUCK ON YA DADDYS DICK

Crabbe took method acting too far

kek evrytim

WHETHER ITS STIFF TONGUE OR BROOMSTICK
BIGGIE SQUEEZE IT TO MAKE SHIT FIT NOW CHECK THIS SHIT

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tldr plath and dostoevsky as low tier?

7/10. you're fucking stupid.

IT WAS ALL A DREAM

USE TO READ WIZARD MAGAZINE

UPVOTE BECAUSE ITS A BUNCH OF COMEDY FOR TEENS

I know, i didn't notice until after

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>when you get older and realise all these child actors fucking suck

just turn your eyes and ears off bro :P

IT WAS ALL A MEME

Why do asians pretend to like hip hop?

Theyre the most cornball minority so they integrate black culture ibto their daily lives to try to be cool

t. Black guy with like 12 Filipino friends

why

Lmao

niggers

This is spot on.

>Filipino friends
Are they like this in real life too?

Yes

The only Filipino guy I know is a huge nerd with a shit load of Dragon Ball Z figures. I used to play Yu-Gi-Oh with him in the library on campus.

black guy dropping eternal truthbombs

asians walk the line between library monitor and asian triad member

Depends, my Asian friends are just chubby pot smoking metalheads in film school
Maybe cuz they're jap they're different idk