FREELANCE MOTHER FUCKER

>played death grips to friend as a joke since most people laugh at how chaotic it is
>now his favorite band

cool

>recommend Kanye West to a friend
>he downloaded every single album
feels good

Good job, user. You've gripspilled another subject and taken him under our wing. We will have a pleasant time manipulating his heart into the bouts of sardonic nihilism...

I FUCK THE MUSIC

I tried that and he thought i was joking, kept citing "woke" rapper hopsin as better. Last time i tried to recc something to him.

how much of a degenerate do you have to be to enjoy death grips or anything close to that style of music?

>was partying with an iraq vet
>throw on exmilitary to see his reaction
>instant favorite album for him
>he takes my cd
>i ask him months later, it's still his favorite album
>never explained why

a very big one

t. unironically very big degenerate

>Hopsin
Sorry to hear that

you are at the wrong place if you are not fucked in the head my guy

This sort of happened to me except now my friend hates me. Do I get bonus points?

>Listening to Bitch Please before my shift
>Friend walks over to talk
>Hand him my headphones
>He listens all the way through
>Says that it's breddy gud
>mfw i've gripspilled another guy

As long as you don't start people off with Niggas on the Moon or some of the weirder shit from NLDW and GP you can hook people. They've got legit catchy songs.

I CUM IN THE FUCK

The Money Store or some of the shit off of Bottomless Pit is pretty accessible.
I jumped in w/ Exmilitary, and it took a while to get used to their style.

the only real way is to start with exmilitary or government plates

not him but I'm really into noise and pe so I fucking hated most of their shit at first, gp was the first one I got seriously into and it snowballed from there

the plebeian option is going for the "accessible" and easy shit first. that just reveals a lot about one's character.

>how much of a pleb do you have to be to not enjoy the very sound of this board

>tripping balls with a friend
>"shit user have you ever felt the urge to break stuff?"
>show him No Love
>he's fascinated by it

Months later tripping again with him
>"hey user can I put on some music?"
>Beware starts playing

Tbh I was amazed with how well DG sounds while tripping.

as big of a degenerate as me

holy shit i fucking hate newfags

>be me
>living at home with parents
>Playstation and t.v in my room so little brother (probably 11 at the time) always hangs out there
>plays minecraft and other kiddie games, while i do my own thing
>always playing music in the background
>he doesn't pay any mind totally immersed in vidya
>death grips, the doors, stooges, bowie or whatever
>move out (4 years ago)
>visit home for christmas last year
>mfw little brother listens to everything i used to play
>has entire death grips discography on phone including their EPs and solo tracks
>mfw we discuss the steroids hidden tiger gabber megamix as equals
wtf my brother grew up

this is so beautiful

how nice

that guy looks kinda like mc ride. weird.

actually reminds me of jpegmafia

>try to gripspill
>play the fever
>scrunches up his face
>won't even listen to 30 seconds of it

self hatred is not healthy my dude

>be me
>have an older brother who only listens to metal
>listened to metal as well because of him since I was 8
>brother moves out
>start developing my own interests and grow the fuck out of metal
>years later we both come back home for christmas
>brother still only listens to metal
>shun him for being a pleb

How to gripspill someone who's mostly into black metal?

ye thats what happens when your music is fundamentally trash but you're a mu babby

Show them Zach Hill's god tier blastbeats

show them the most industrial stuff they make

>be me
>little sister doing homework
>start playing TAKYON annoyingly loud on speakers
>she says fuck that shit bump some lil pump

I have tptb cd in my car and all my friends got into dg because of notm

Why are you anons so angry plebs don't like music you like? If everyone liked the same, it would be quite boring

fuck her in half

>play death grips in the car when on a roadtrip with metalhead friend.
>"This is fucking cool, user. What is this?"
Feels good.

>take the aux cord at other friends apartment when we're all fucked up
>play death grips
>he laughs "what the fuck is this? play something different."
>oblige him because its his apartment but tell him that death grips is unironically based
>he texts me a week later saying I was right, he's listened to their entire discography and now they're his favorite band
Feels good.

>run into another friend I haven't seen in awhile at a concert
>"hey user, have you talked to (mutual friend) lately? he keeps telling me I need to get into death grips."
>its the friend who I introduced to death grips in previous story
I gripspilled my friend and he is now gripspilling others. Feels fucking good.

Holy fuck you have god tier friends

Well I did play it for another metalhead friend who said it was terrible, just random sounds and yelling. He's one of those people who listens almost exclusively to metal. But I'll keep trying. The number of friends who like death grips are slowly outnumbering the ones who don't.

>brother's gf asks me what music i'm into
>"lot's of different stuff"
>"what are some bands you're into"
>show her the powers that b
>expect awkward look
>she actually liked it
>she now listens to dg on the regular
feels good

show them your dick

>Dr. Pump isn't patrician.

You're doing the Lord's work

Ive tried to get my sister into them, but she vehemently dislikes them. She’s been at a few parties that have had TMS playing, and every time she messages me how triggered she is.

One of these days.

fever is catchy but very noisy and hectic, same with the rest of tms. i find that people are usually more into the more barebones stuff off exm and nldw since they're less of a complete barrage of sound.