Who would cast in a Lolita remake?

Who would cast in a Lolita remake?

Idris Elba

myself and idris elba

but there's already a remake with jeremy irons

Dan Schneider as director

Chloe East, with a black Humbert

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Imagine a movie starring the cat goddess.

tfwnagf

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woa

lol wtf

me and jade weber

jordyn jones and jeffrey wright

the chloecucks are weakly hitting back

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post more chloe getting BLACKED please

Oh, I don't like this one bit.

Too unbelievable. The underage children you crave would be terrified of you and your hideous visage. Audiences would be grossed out and depressed by you.

Why are pedophiles always so dense? Are their brains underdeveloped? Why are they too cowardly to commit suicide?

>inb4 retarded accusations of projecting

>pedophiles

uhhhh she was like 12 or 13

my daughter and me

>projecting this hard

NICE PROJ....
oh nm

Suck the tender love from my fuck. You my GIRLFRIEND NOW

I wanna _____ that potato

stobbit :(

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Why aren't you this proud, defensive, and open about wanting to fuck young children in real life, user?

I think that's exactly why.
They think like animals and know only memes.

>teens
>children

they're young adults pal

alice and jojo posters are fucking cancer

Jordyn smoking weed with her friends

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very degenerate! sad!

>Shuh-shuh-shuh-she was supposed to be twuh-twelve

I understand I might be being trolled, but what the hell. Let's do this.

Many paedophiles do not understand what it means to be a compassionate, worrying parent and a protector of others. They may never know how it feels to raise a child, to love it, to fear that child being taken away from them unjustly. They do not know the discipline and control needed to educate that child, to teach them right from wrong, to instill a sense of morals and ethics. They will not know the joys of something as simple as a smile, or an A+ on their child's report card, or their child proudly displaying their first car.

Thus, many paedophiles cannot be reasoned with. They know only their selfish, sexual gratification. Instead, revel in the knowledge that what you're reading, is the truth.

To any person who defends paedophilia, I respect your right to free-speech and the right to argue what you believe are "merits" of said-practice on a forum board.

Know this, however. Were I to meet you on the street and it was conclusive that you were a paedophile who had offended in some manner, shape or form, I would shoot you. I would shoot 50 of you. It's just a fact. I harbour no hatred toward you, just the knowledge that your demise would help create a safer society for our children to explore their innocence and sexuality among themselves.

Know that I am far from a "crazed, lone wacko" in this opinion. Multitudes of rational people would do exactly the same. Live in fear, or seek help. Adapt or perish. Your choice.

tfw if they made a remake they would unironically pick a black guy as humbert

Most adults consider teens to be "children", idiot.

Me and Amiah Miller

pastabro please.

Why don't you talk about this to the people you know? I'm sure they'll agree with you and won't judge you.

then explain this from wikipedia
>Young adult fiction or young adult literature (YA)[1] is fiction published for readers from 12 to 18

>falling for feminazi redefining of words

>Adapt or perish.
exactly
society shapes us
100 and more years ago it was perfectly okay to marry and breed 15 years old
actually i feel the more i talk i'll seem like a pedo (i'm not, i'm just joining the conversation)

Most adults believe in fairy tale bible creature.

>argumentum ad popularum

heh

Fucking pathetic cunt.

Kenneth Freeman

UM...Wow....

What a disgusting slut

SO FUCKING DROPPED

billions of people believe in christianity and islam

people are stupid

No more degenerate showing you asshole for tips

Most adults are idiots. And they're also jealous of young beauty

Sweet comeback, mongoloid.

I actually told my friends that I'm a hebephile. They didn't mind at all.

How old is that kid, 10?

BLACKED

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Reported :)

Probably because it's biologically normal to find teens attractive.

It's clearly vapour from a vape.

>ywn sniff her hair

13 in 2 months

gross

It's not that. It's some kind of food item that makes vapor come out of your mouth when you eat it.

Thats even worse.

She's pretty in a cute kid kind of way.

still very degenerate

Dude.

As if
Jordyn is a patrician vape god

Beatiful

fucking gross

thank god i'm a pedo

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Who dat?

>wants to fuck defenseless underage children that would be terrified of him
>they wouldn't understand what he wants or what he would be doing
>their mental state and lives would be destroyed because he's a sociopathic monster that lies to himself about having the worst, most harmful mental disorder there is
>"People that don't wanna fuck little kids are stoopid!"
Lmao Jesus Christ. Tell that to a mental health professional. I'm sure the only reason they'll disagree is that you operate at a higher level than them.

My sis

Her dfc is really something
Mr J is a hero for gaving us so many pretty girls :3

Who are you quoting?

sofia patlandze

Sarah Snyder mite b gud

why are little girls so tite?

You are not suppose to tuck your chin in

Um guys...can you stop now.

BRAVO SNYDER

dat a man

therefore fucking kids is ok

which one is this?