/got/ general

Awesome fan art edition

Prince That Was Promised= Jon Snow (he's Aegon VI Targaryen, a prince, and Lyanna's last words were "promise me, ned" making him literally "promised")

Azor Ahai= Daenerys Targaryen (The flaming sword are the dragons and Nissa Nissa is Khal Drogo. Daenerys killing Drogo and walking away with dragons = Azor Ahai killing Nissa Nissa and walking away with a flaming sword.)

Rhaegar's line is illegitimate because his father is Bonifer Hasty, though. He's not a Targ.

RHAELLA IS PURE. SHE'D NEVER CHEAT ON AERYS

DELET

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

First for Cersei

She was engaged in a beautiful romance with Ser Bonifer. Marrying your sibling is impure, marrying Bonifer would have been prudent.

This thread will die, just like all the others. It's time to let go, autists.

Sansan OTP.

Nevar.

Even if I had to keep alive all by myself. I'll keep posting and replying to myself. Anything to keep /got/ alive.

Other Anons may have forgotten their oaths to /got/, but I do not forget mine, oathbreaker.

It's pointless. The dubs confirm this..

What in the name of Cthulhu?

It might, only to rise again faggot

Azor Perwyn

This art is such trash. There isn't even any rhyme or reason to the placement of anybody or time frames. It's just one big sloppy Tumblr spergout. It's also not hard to make everyone look fucking gay and anime

>no backlink

This thread is not ordained by the gods. Someone make a proper thread.

FURST 4 BOYBOOCH BRAN

>letting my Matthos thread die
You can all go to hell

post /got/ waifus

"A Song of Ice and Fire" was easily one of the dullest franchise in the history of television franchises. Each episode following the boy cripple/lovable rogue and his pals from Winterfell/Kings Landing as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects? all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when G.R.R.M. vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody? just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for his books. The "A Song of Ice and Fire" series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>But at least the books are ggood though!
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "squatted in the grass."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Martin's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that he has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of A Game of Thrones by the same Stephen King! He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading A Game of Thrones at 16 or 17, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "A Game of Thrones" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Friendly reminder that least hated character Papa Ned died 5 seasons ago.

RIP in piece

I took your comment seriously up until "Anti-James Bond"

How long before she releases a sex tape?

This general is dead

Just like the books

Just like GRRM will be this year

good attempt, but it needs the image too

6/10 all in all

sex tape? wait until summer for s07e07 ficki ficki on boat with her crush

I want her to hug me like that :(

If you had to be Lord under one of the female contenders in ASOIAF, who would you pick?

What do you mean contenders? There's only one female claimant to the throne, Dany. If Stannis dies, I'd go with Shireen. If I was just picking any woman, I'd go for Lady "Deflower the maidens of Hightower" Dustin

I like it, now spam it in every GoT related post just like HP.

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I feel sad for Robb, people always say he was a fool, but lets be honest, hes just a 14 year old kid made a war general

>ASOIAF in shit tier

I don't give a fuck. Seriously.

>Lord of the rings in shit tier

Lord of the rings impacted world wide culture more than any 20th century book save a few. You can't change culture with "shit tier" bs

well I mean, any female pushing (or pushed by someone else) to power...
Dany, Cersei, Sansa, or some minor ones like Arianne, etc..

>In the show Jon Snow has stolen the inheritance of the rest of the Stark Children
Cat was right. Bastards can't be trusted.

it's a textbook case of
>high tier
what I like
>low tier
what i don't like (or what I feel like trolling about).

Some of the stuff in the low tiers are leagues away in quality despite being in the same tier. Same with the high tiers.

This just look serious because whichever autist made it put 3 minutes of effort into it, but it's about as relevant as random character rankings where everyone put his waifu #1.

So do you feel sorry for Dany as well?

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>stolen
He was crowned by the northern lords.
What did you expect him to say, "Wait a minute, I can't be KitN, I have a brother few hundred or thousands of leagues away I don't know also he's cripple and he's 9 but we should find him and crown him instead"?

And desu D&D probably forgot that Jon knows about Bran.

who is this mysterious man

Stannis in disguise for higher shock when revealed

JONSA

How will Stannis die in the WOW?

why hasn't that one kid blamed the last thread's death on us branbros yet?

/got/ approved ships?

Breera

Jonerys

Fuck off, pedo

That's a good question.

My theory prior to the season was that Stannis would lure the Freys out onto the big lake they're all on (as evident from all the ice fishing) and the weight of the army would collapse the ice and they'd all drown/freeze. Then Stannis would just ride into Winterfell and take it.

Now I dunno. Maybe he does successfully take Winterfell like that and dies afterwards, who knows.

>implying that fat fuck will ever release TWOW or ADOS

>Why don't people in /got/ threads use their time to read books, study, and nurture a healthy social and academic life instead of just posting pictures of me all the time and trying to keep alive that which has long since died the death of all such obsessive Sup Forums generals?

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The best fan art now & forever

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love me some /stark/ fanart

I think Stannis will Die in the Battle of Ice, along with Roose Bolton.

>TWOW is coming in 2018
>ADoS will come in 2023 (kek) if George doesn't bite it or get some debilitating illness.

20 good men

Would you sleep with Melisandre even if you know she'll use your shadow baby to kill another user from /got/?

So how hard are they going to Trump up Euron for season 6?

But I thought Theon said every Ironborn is worth 12 mainlanders?

And every Northerner is worth 10 Southerners

How did a Southerner like Jon beat Northerners who beat the Ironborn?

Jon is Targaryen so this is obviousness.

Wrong

But that'd make him a Southern Mainlander who's supposed to be only a tenth of a Northerner.

And the 20 good men with Ramsay are even better than Ironborn so they need to be at least like 120 times better than a Southerner like Jon

why don't you look like a girl?

>How did a Southerner like Jon beat Northerners who beat the Ironborn?
because show Jon is Harry Potter.

@78129732
>mother is a Targaryen
>he's not a Targaryen guys

Hastyfag, you need to quit while you're behind

What, Jamie and Cersi are Tywins legit kids and Tyrion is the 3rd Targaryen

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>mother is a targaryen
>he's a targaryen guys!

>snu mother is a stark
>He's a targaryen it's all about the father

this

Which application should I use to make flowcharts like yours?

Every Northerner being worth 10 Southerners is actually a lie.Only a Northerner in the North is worth more than Southerner, and that's only certain southerners. A Stormlander, for example, is worth 1:1 with a Northerner in the North.

Family Echo

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MsAutism

@78130014
>Targaryen not outranking Stark
>Targaryen not outranking fucking Hasty

so does this mean that all the baratheons were actually targaryens?

@78130375
They are a bastard branch, so technically yes

>everyone thinks Southerners are fucking shit
>stannis proved 1 southerner > 20 wildlings

Wildlings confirmed worst of the worst.
and their leader BTFO jon snu 1v1

so every house that a female targ was ever married into are also targs
right

This @ instead of >> is a fucking meme, bro. Just fucking stick to the functions of the website. You know the devs created them for a reason.

@78130631
Unless the guys were a big House.

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power point

The Last Hero = Bran Stark (The first POV -> Last Hero pottery, the only hero not based on fake gods, the true hero once the tardgaryen tryhards get themselves btfo)

Why didn't they just fuck them till they're dead again?

Because you are confused by the disproportionate amount of surprise traps one can find on this ugly site.

Btw did someone hack Ellie's personal social media accounts to get a hold of this pic? It originated on a Russian forum, who tend to specialise in that sort of tomfoolery.

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Who will Jim Broadbent play? A maester? No real mention in the lads leaks. Has he even been spotted filming?

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He'd be doing strictly indoor scenes so probably not gonna get pics of him.

He's probably playing that Maester that tells Sam about the restricted section, or the Maester that gives up on healing Jorah.

incorrect

Why didn't D&D keep the part where Dany fucks and sucks a comatose Drogo to wake him up?

Hello new friends! Just finished season 6, what do I do now?

read the books
then realise that they'll never be finished and that you just wasted countless hours reading them

Either kill yourself now or wait if you think you can go on for two more years.

who's the guy and kid above lyanna and rhaegar?

dunk and egg maybe? not sure

>Lord of the rings impacted world wide culture more than any 20th century book save a few
/lit/ would like a word with you

What does this expression mean and why does he do it every damn episode?

>tfw finished reading all the books in about a year
>tfw have no idea what to read now

I used to love reading as a kid but school made me hate. After discovering how easy it is to read bits and pieces on the train if I put books on google books I was able to plow through all the books

absolutely GORMLESS

Here's some advice

Pillars of the Earth

Never read the book but the mini series is solid.

Please watch if you have not yet.