/heem/ - Natty GOAT Edition

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It's not even funny anymore

BisGOD bless

gotta love all the new blood rising in the UFC, lads. Cody, Max, and Whittaker are 25 and absolute killers. every other division has a guy on the rise under 30 who's sick to watch. I love this sport

yoel romero would get flatlined by thales leites

Natty GOAT

>Natty GOAT
That's not CR7

half the lightweight top 10 are under 30

good shit my guy

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Reminder to look into it

Isn't 30-32 prime fighting age?

>some shifty dirtbag hired to defend Jon defends him

shocking development

What is the greatest fight of all time and why is it Robbie vs Rory 2?

145 is the same way. bunch of dudes who are still fresh or just hitting their prime. Choi, Burgos, Zabit, Lando (he's capable of cutting to it, he started as a FW), Hall (kind of a joke, but fun to watch IMO for the novelty), Arnie Allen, Bektic, Knight, Moicano, Ortega, Yair, Tucker, Volkanovski

we live in blessed times, my dear user

depends on who you ask and what they're taking. Benny Funk says 26-30 is prime but PEDs can extend it to 35-36. but the concept of a "prime" can be highly individualized. if you ask me, it's something like 28-32, though I can see a broader range of 26-33/34. plus, variables such as size and area of living, among others, and diet play a large part.

For HW/LHW, your prime is 32-36
Below that, it's usually 28-32

I'd imagine HW to be a lot younger because of all the chin deleting heavy hitters

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>why would Jones use PEDs in the lead up to a fight
>that makes no sense whatsoever

#GOAT

Nah, generally a HW's prime is in their early-to-mid 30s. Look at Stipe, for example. He got knocked out by Struve, beaten by JdS, then he's entered his prime and become the HW champion.

generally, yeah. but again, we can't assume natural career progression in the UFC/combat sports. PEDs always play a large effect and there are a ton of other variables.

but in terms of natural career progression of an athlete, I'd agree with you. then again, it may differ for MMA because not every high-level fighter has been grinding since middle school.

Oh please, please let the montage be extended.

Heeminder Stipe tapped

they get their old man strength earlier because of how much shorter their lifespans are

>implying that winning a decision over the shadow of the ghost of the corpse of hendo erases the greatest knockout of all time

You can't change the past, buddeh.

Hey, it worked for Goobs

Hendo off the roids just isn't as good

Get hit by old man Hendo and get up seconds later. I dare you

That chin needs to be tucked, buddeh.

Another roider...

Anything pre-USADA disqualifies as an arguement

He didn't even win. Ask Nate.

Bisping is on enough EPO to kill a horse.

>2 for Goobs
>1 for a draw
>0 for Nate

According to who? Rampage?
>b-b-but he said

>pre-usada
>bisping is a journeyman

>Usada era
>Bisping is the GOAT middleweight

hmmm

Oh for sure, Gooby really majority decisioned the absolute shit out of Nate.

>beat two people who should have retired years ago and one good fighter
>GOAT
Your standards are pretty low tbqh.

The steroid withdrawls are hitting Luke hard

>I-I obviously won

Who is the better champ Conor or Bisping?

Ending Aldo's run with one punch was pretty fucking impressive. They're both playing a lot of games, though

it really does not

Its like saying a silverback would bring a knife to kill a monkey

Jones has no history of PED use, the only people who think he does are literal turbonerd redditor virgins who dislike him because he does recreational drugs

A Pole and a Scot.

>gets knockdown three times at least by the 40 year old
sure his power is what it used to be

>Jones has no history of PED use
It's really strange that he didn't get a reduction in his previous sentence, then.

the luckyest punch of all time

That's cause heavyweight is so shallow and everyone is on roids

>I didn't care I lost to Nate
>Dana book that rematch right away!

>the only people who think he does are literal turbonerd redditor virgins
says the third world shitstain gagging 8 inches deep on his shaft

The Hendo that murdered Bisping with one punch wouldn't have lost by decision.

Shevchenko = r/mma
Nunes = /heem/

I would rather have the spammer every single thread than even one more meta Schaubpost total cancer

WMMA and Flyweight = r/mma
Real fighters = /heem/

>lbgt minority not reddit

>shitskin dyke who pulls from fights because of some sniffles

No

Everyone else = r/mma
Bisping and Conor = Sup Forums

This sperg has got to be on Sup Forums 24 hours a day to be able to make 5 OPs in a row.

Pretty funny if it wasn't so sad.

Bisping is literally a redditor

Colby Covington = Sup Forums
Everyone else = reddit

lol why you so mad bro?

Bisping, Joanna, Claudia = r/mma
Tuss, Aspen Ladd, Miesha's sister = Sup Forums

>Aldo, Anderson and Stipe getting flat-lined
>Barao and RDA getting stopped standing

Poetry

Sup Forums != heem

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Like I said, it would be funny if it wasn't so sad.

yeah you mad

Jon Jones is a drugged-out retard that can't stop getting banned. That's about as /heem/ as it gets

Did you get into an accident that has you bed ridden all day? Being on this website all day isn't healthy loserboy

Heavyweight, Light Heavyweight, Lightweight = Casuals
Women's MMA, Flyweight, Featherweight = r/mma
Bantamweight, Welterweight, Middleweight = /heem/

Actually with the Clover app I can do my shitposting and live my social life at the same time! Thats right folks, the clover app is a mobile-app for Sup Forums users to use on the go! And get this, its free!

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What were you doing awake at 4:46 am?

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Why is Valentina's sister so much darker than her? Do they have different mother's?

They don't even look related

Woke up in the middle of the night

you should just admit you're a loser, user. better to own what you are than try to save face on an anonymous image board.

also
>using Sup Forums while in public
that's not really better at all

why u so mad

Race is a social construct.

Yes they do

I need something to do in between sets

Bisping bless. May your envy and hatred be lifted from your soul

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>between sets
You eat cheetos and spam Sup Forums in sets?

>NEEDS to see his bros on Sup Forums in between "sets"
lol even if you do respectably lift, that's just so sad

Roy Nelson = Irma
Brandone Shaub = Moral Springs

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will he make a comeback in bellator?

Why didn't Schaub use MMA angles?

Gdansk

Holding down my house and not moving, you underestimate south Floridians.

>goat
>can't go up a weight class and be competitive

never learn

>you underestimate south Floridians
lol shut up you dork, it's a cat 4 at least and everyone's leaving. one of my best friends just dipped out to Vero. there's nothing cool about you being a retard in the middle of a historic storm.

Rush Limbaugh already fled, you should do the same if you don't want to be perma-heemed like your idol

Actually I go to the gym and engage in a healthy natty diet.

I get a sense of joy when I know I put h8rs like you in their place

Have you written your social security number on your body so that they'll be able to identify your corpse?

that's why daniel dc cormier is the goatest of all time my man

No one actually believes a fatty like you goes to the gym bro.

Admit that you're on Sup Forums all day like coralsprings. It can be proven you were here all day.

>I get a sense of joy when I try to big myself on Sup Forums
fucking kek

I've been through a category 4, with hurricane window shutters we'll be fine.
Rush is loaded, he can afford the luxury of getting out so he won't live without power for a bit.
Not cool

christiano 'jacare' ronaldo is not my boy

Why isn't he using a wide stance my guy?

Jesus, she looks like an Iowan housewife

>h8rs all rev'd up because they can't do anything to stop me

>Admit that you're on Sup Forums all day like coralsprings
I am here all day but I still have time to go to the gym at night.

Hey, /heem/, whats your favorite upcoming fights you're looking forward to?

For me, I can't wait to see Rockholm in the cage again to see if he still has it after getting heem'd by Bisping