Do americans really do this?

Do americans really do this?

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Constantly. In summer, I can see most of the neighborhood sitting on their roofs while sitting on mine.

that guy has got petite feet

that guy is british

Do Americans hug their daughters instead of sending them to the Mohammedan rape camps? Yes

brap

Edgy Midwesterners mostly.

>american """banter"""

pathetic

>fattest cunts on the planet
>sitting on the ROOF of their balsa-wood shitbox 'houses'

why even bother with such laughable propaganda, you could have spent the money on more corn syrup IVs

yes

why did she become a slut?

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How did the Mats manage to be outside in Minneapolis for the eighth of a second necessary to take a picture without freezing to death?

b-b-brap (; . .)

is that eddie redmayne?

He's British.

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it looks more like Tom Holland to me

did she fuck Spider man?

it's a freedom thing, you wouldn't understand

it's the kid from Jurassic World

It's not illegal if you do it on the roof. In fact, most things are legal if you're not on the ground. Why else would PedAir be so popular?

I've heard americans breath, walk and sleep, is that real? wtf that's weird xD

Where? I'd die if I sat on my roof in the summer down here in Louisiana.

oh I like that actor, he was good on Boardwalk Empire

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do americans really wear shoes in the house?

White people do.

They're fucking weird.

the white ones

i wear sandals and sometimes shoes when i'm lazy since the floor is dirty. The only households i've been in that don't allow shoes indoors are asain households

>why did she become a slut?
It's a question of when, not if. She's already in the business of whoremaking.

>since the floor is dirty
I wonder why, you fucking degenerate.

no the question was "why" dumbass

Why are American houses so fragile in movies? They punch the wall and make a dent in it, it's ridiculous.

The Replacements suck. The only good song they ever did was the King of the Hill theme.

Not everyone wants to live in a concrete commie block.

Oklahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plain.

>since the floor is dirty

Clean it you fucking tramp.

saves on repair costs when the fire brigade has to cut them out so they can go and have a foot lopped off

How about a concrete house?

>balsa-wood shitbox 'houses'

It's really fucking amazing how desperate anti-American propaganda is getting.

Unamerican.

cute little brap

I don't but my friends do. I feel offended every time. Their shoes are dirty and it makes me think they want to make a quick escape.

all women do

her "storyline" in homelad was shit
she was an insufferable cunt
took screen time away from CIAfu

glad I dropped that show after s2

>mfw wearing my shoes inside right now

no, i wear wool socks

This senpaitachi.

That's a girl, idiot.

Everyone except chinks wear shoes inside the house.
You won't make me fall on your memes europoor, I've traveled plenty.

Me too just because I have a sore big toe that my shoes especially with gel insoles helps

Because their houses are fragile. America is all about appearance, convenience, instant gratification. So they build their card board houses, because who gives a fuck what happens in a decade. They'd rather take a loan and shove a 60 inch television into every room than build an actual house. You need to understand, they can't impress their colleagues with an actually solid house, because you can't see on photos. You need knock on the walls to notice. And to do that you actually need to give a fuck about the substance of things and nobody in America gives a fuck.

How did you fuck up your toe?

I love the circular logic here.

don't mind them
you'd be pissed too if you were crammed 4 people in a 600 sqft home

imagine a life of seeing someone immediately when you walk out the door, seeing people at any glance in any direction, constantly hearing people speak in many different languages, people everywhere at all times without end

poor foreigners won't every know the feeling of true peace

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I love jeans on teenaged girls!

>americans think indoor carpeting is fancy and not just gross as fuck

fucking lol

>constantly hearing people speak in many different languages
beats having niggers defacing your language constantly desu

Nah, carpeting is awful. Hardwood flooring or bust

t. jew yorker

I think those are chinos though.

I don't know. For whatever reason my 2 big toes have always been week. They make snapping noises when they move. It's a bone kind of pain. I probably kicked something while wasted

Samesies bro.

Oh god I wanna hear those farts

you just don't get it

the places where the homes are "solid" and built of masonry are the nigger infested areas that were built in the early 20th century

where the homes are "card board" the people are white and at peace

no m8, midwest
i have legitimately never seen an actual muslim

No.

Iol he has public transport meanwhile me lacking a licence fucks me
I have no desire to drive. A city works better for autistic fucks like me just because of buses.

>have legitimately never seen an actual muslim
I saw one when I went to watch TFA. I started at her like a total retard. It was like seeing a Martian.

i have legitimately never seen an actual nigger myself so what's the difference

>tfw 5000 sq ft red brick victorian terrace
>tfw amerifats will never know this feel

>and it only cost my parents $22.4 million

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How he's not erect in a scene like this?

I need carpet in my bedroom

Nah you could buy about ten of them for 22.4 million

they dated irl

that's still over $2 million and you just proved my point

Lol and here I thought americans weren't poor

Your point being that you're a poorfag?

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point being that you can get the same for less than half the price minus the annoyances of people

>living in a cardboard box
>having to drive to get anywhere

heated (large) tiles master race

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTT

>living in a literal brick oven
>can't afford air condition
oh to be europoor

I could tear that shit down just by screaming.

lol what is that? A Filmset?

Noway those are real "houses"

>hardwood floor in dining area and hallways
>carpet in bedrooms and living room
>tiles in bathrooms and kitchen

>american """construction"""

>home, home on the range
>where a breeze makes my lard pantry sway
>my house is a turd
>my family's a herd
>and every single one of us is gay

Let's be honest here, how many years do you with your salary need to save up to get 2 million USD?

obviously not enough.

acceptable, but not as good as a modern unified floor

Feminine step
Sounds like a lady when he's walking in the room.
He's got,
Petite feet, feminine step.

The most depressing thing about America is how empty it is. Even cities are just these insanely wide streets without sidewalks and just fucking nobody is outside. You just don't see anybody, it's such a sad sight aside from the general ugliness of American towns. Nobody moves ever in America, it's just driving to walmart, buy shitty precooked food with sugar in it. And then they wonder why everyone got so fucking fat. Ridiculous, just helpless people

well no wonder houses are cheap in the us

like this you mean?

Looks like shit tier council housing to me. Only poorfags live in those.

>The most depressing thing about America is how empty it is.

That's a bad thing? I like having my own space. If you want to live stacked on top of each other in a matchbox you could move to one of the larger cities.

i guess that will be your excuse for this as well

looks better than my house.

Holy kek, did they eat the bricks too? Fucking amerilards I swear to me mum