What are some things normies always say about movies?
> It made no sense.
> The main character was unlikable.
> It was too long.
What are some things normies always say about movies?
> It made no sense.
> The main character was unlikable.
> It was too long.
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you described Star Wars perfectly
>all valid criticisms
>hurrr normie pleb
*You described the PT perfectly
PT?
>It hasn't aged well
>It was cool but I didn't really understand it
>Big Lebowski is funniest movie
>I prefer the American remake
With Shameless, I'd prefer watching the US ome because I can understand the culture more than I would with the UK one.
>why would i watch a movie in a language i don't understand? i will just be reading subtitles
>might as well read a book
>my favorite directors are scorcese, tarantino and kubrick
>plotholes
>most complaints about "plot"
>Nothing happened.
> pretentious
For films that are too smart for them or don't follow the dumbed down mold.
> Gridmark/ Too serious
Marvel turds or manchildren that can't handle the fact that a supehero genre can be serious and not just a children's cartoon.
> boring/ too long
People with short attention spans
> Everything wrong with / nitpicking
Autisitc people that can't look past simple continuity errors or irreverent plot details ("who pumps Batman tires, Who cleans Death Star, hur Nolan fake punch in slow mo)
>People who say ''Film is supposed to be entertainment!''
>People who have 2001, Seven Samurai, Citizen Kane, other pleb shit on their top lists
>People who have seen 1 film made before the 50s and think they have taste
>People who like Wes Anderson and think they somehow have taste
>People with most movies on list made in last 20 years
>People who have no foreign language movies listed
>People who think korean cinema is good
>People who have movies from Nolan, Tarantino, Aronofsky, Kubrick, Refn, Snyder on their list
>People who have any comic book movie listed
>People who say comfy/based
>boring
>there was no character development
fuck that makes me so angry
>i wouldn't do what that character did, so it doesn't make any sense
bonus points if they call it a plothole
>it was sexist/racist
>X should have done Y
also rephrasing here but
>Im going to judge a person in an emotionally charged situation from the comfort of my seat.
>I self insert into a dumb bitch and don't understand why everyone is mad at her.
>I have no empathy
WAT WAS WITH THE ENDING?
DAT ENDING
SHIT ENDING
ENDING EINGEDINGD GINSDGUIOSHNIOH
Had an autistic friend who said this, fuck. Also triggers me when people get mad that people in the film don't act like logical machines but make mistakes.
prequel trilogy. it goes OT, PT and DT
>I love it when they remake older movies
>is that the governor of California, I did not know he acted.
This is my girlfriend, and I am filled with a white hot rage every single time.
don't know if thats a normie complaint, but movies are to long. its fucking epidemic
>where was the twist?
Go back to your chinese cartoons, neet.
>is that the governor of California, I did not know he acted.
No one has ever said this
Is the joke here that this is half of the things neo/tv/ and most of you non artist commoners say?
100% of the people I've heard say this also unironically enjoy Michael Bay.
>Sci fi or fantasy
>It's not realistic
>this is the best movie ever
>top movies people have to watch before they die
What if there is no book?
Could you post your top 10 films :^)
...
>tfw parents thought Drive was boring
Is that a real outlook or momentary reaction? I have had moments when I thought nothing happened but then I went over the plot in my head and noticed that shit tone of things happened
>For films that are too smart for them or don't follow the dumbed down mold.
some movies are pretentious. even when you "get it" its usually a very simple thing stretched over the whole film. for example only god forgives
>for example only god forgives
>it's animated
>I've never heard of this before
>Marvel turds or manchildren that can't handle the fact that a supehero genre can be serious and not just a children's cartoon.
I think there can be a middle ground between quipping and everyone looking as if their mother just died.
On 90s movie:
>It's a classic!
>It's so old!
>People who think korean cinema is good
Whats wrong with it?
>People who say comfy/based
implying
Bump
>you never watched pulp fiction? it's a classic!
>if I was shinji I would instantly get into that robot and then fuck both of those girls
I usually dislike people who say that [character action] made no sense. They're wrong nearly 100% of the time and it's usually based in their own ignorance and simplified perception of human behavior.
Found the fucking pleb
This is one of those rare cases where I have vido proof that you are wrong
youtube.com
skip to 4:09
>college
>kids
>movie gives incorrect fact as part of its plot premise aka "humans only use 10% of their brains"
>You know that's true right?
So we're supposed to lap up all substandard brainless dribble holy jew pumps into our minds froggy?
>I have never seen this movie but I think its one of those classics everyone has to watch
This thread is why I fucking hate this board, you're all like those pseudo-intellectual modern art students but with film
>muh director
>film 2 smert 4 plebs hurhur
>Watch le obscure film and brag about how ebin it is
Cancer
You're supposed to not be stupid
yay, good for you. now help me stop being a pleb by explaining your point of view
>normies calling the original inhabitants of the board cancer
le bane xD right?
>Criticising something is stupid
You sound like a brainless twat if that's how you go about your life.
50/50 for example this guy is clearly channeling his inner DC fanboy
Being a retarded pleb is being stupid, you triggered child.
kill yourself you stupid southern cunt
Nothing negates the effects of the chemo I receive more than this bullshit.
>missing the point of the thread this hard
Holy shit, you absolute fucking idiot. Criticism isn't bad, invalid normie tier criticism is.
>Use the word triggered
This isn't tumblr you fag
yeah I used to feel strongly about that but then I went to an administrative building to get my ID and saw a 27 year old call out to her co workers "hey kids anyone want take out?" and I realized it was just one of those things I don't get
>Nothing happens
>There's no story
Funny Games is a better remake than original.
Well done, well done....however, I never said the board wasn't cancerous to begin with
I don't know why but this poped up 3 months ago and was more or less popular
>having a conversation about politics or history
>idiot says "of course its true/will happen did not you see X movie"
Did someone from the south bully you or steal your gf ?
fuck off flyover
read the thread faggot
I'm not playing by your rules to conform, I come here to be free, not try to fit in with the plebs.
The X Men movies are thst middle ground. I know some people that want the X Men in the MCU. I'd fucking hate this because they would be the same cookie cutter quip machines.
Just because you're criticizing something doesn't mean you're magically not wrong, you fucking idiot.
wtf? I hate normal people now
God I hate all of these fucking people.
>I'm going to learn about film history
>By watching 80s action
Jfc just off yourself you fucking normie scum.
>implying all criticism is equally valid and can't be stupid
Why does not this board talk more about venezuela? lack of venezuela talk makes it a shit board.There is your "modern criticism"
>I'm not playing by your rules to conform, I come here to be free, not try to fit in with the plebs.
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Your insult is to call me a concrete structure on the motorway. HAHAHAHAH
You're already too far gone.
>bad pacing
My mates will simply not watch a film unless it's about gangsters. I think they have literally not watched a single drama in their lives
How do you deal with plebs?
I'm alright with people in most circumstances, but when I hear people talk about cinema I feel like I want to die. It's just too cringy listening to someone complement the latest capeshit flick they saw.
And vice versa you meff. Contradicting yourself there aren't you... ey, ey? ey!
so you are being deliberately contrarian thus playing by the oldest rules. in your attempt to be free you just became a puppet
I obviously don't talk to them and then come on Sup Forums and feel empty inside because for some reason I think my hobbies are more important than connecting with humans
its overused but some movies do have bad pacing
give them Russian drama about gangsters
>kino
>zack snyder is my favorite director
Reminder that if any of your favorite movies are on picture related
you might as well kill yourself right now you fucking plebeian
I watch movies by myself most of the time. My mom and sister are huge plebs though.
No, but would that really be the first time people have went on Sup Forums to act that way? You seem to be inferring that this is somehow so out of the ordinary on this sophisticated website.
I meant, I chose not to copy off everyone all the time.
I do however realise the solace found in replicating patterns, i.e for the sake of a routine.
muh connection. That is how desperate people end up in loveless marriages. hell it can even net you shit friends. Do you know what I was doing for Christmas, I spend 3 hours listening to 2 women from work who have opposing viewpoints on politics. connections are overrated
you don't. keep your mouth shut and go on with your life.
Pretty random that Pablo, maybe you'd be better off on Sup Forums
It wasn't supposed to be a documentary!
I like 23 of those. Suck my ass.
Everything on this I agree is pleb, but fuck off with Falling Down being pleb.
>Gimli wasn't the best part of the movie
I liked dredd, equilibrium, lord of the rings part 2
I guarantee you that plebs don't like Fellowship and like Hobbit simply because it's newer
Ordering my fedora now
>would that really be the first time people have went on Sup Forums to act that way?
That is exactly my point, in your attempt to be different you are doing the same as all those who came before you so in the end you are not different
>I like anything from Britain
reddit the island