based mr fuckface edition
WI123, 93/3 (31.0 Ovs)
ENG 194
based mr fuckface edition
WI123, 93/3 (31.0 Ovs)
ENG 194
WALKGOD LMAO wogs eternally btfo
saw a fat fuck yesterday told her
>hey girl
>eh
>you are a wicket
then i ran away lmao
what do the cricket community in brazil think of chile? do they fear them?
>cricket community
You mean the two autists in Sup Forums who watch it, right?
yes
lol at based essex with a cheeky 1st innings declaration to shut out Lancashire in the points race
based saxson
tipping blackwood for a crafty 0 in the morning
tipping myself to masturbate soon
i feel a lot more inclined to shitpost when it's a fresh thread than i do when we're nearing the end of one
Mitchell spent three teenage years in Harare, when Geoff was coach of Zimbabwe and that is why I like him.I hope he fights back for his place in the national team.At Harare Sports club in 2014,he clobbered Dale Steyn for 3 massive sixes in one over and to date it is one of my most memorable cricket matches.Days later Zimbabwe beat the Aussies for the first time in 31 years
who's the biggest cricketer ever? for me it's inzamam ul fat
he's rivalled by rakheem cornwall
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fuck off from my general cunt
off to the tennis thread goodnight
really think Guyana should be used as a staging platform to spread cricket in Brazil
but realistically cricket is only going to spread in the countries that may one day end up in India's sphere of influence. So the Maldives and Burma
am surprised suriname arent a little stronger
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>blocks your path
bevan's daughter lads
kek wkek what the fuck is that actually michael bevan what is this gay shit
enough internet for me today i think
once yelled out "fat shit" to him during a shield game and he told me to fuck off
reckon Israel is ready for cricket
UAE v Israel
picture it lads
Neil Douglas McKenzie
Born November 24, 1975, Johannesburg, Transvaal
Current age 41 years 289 days
Major teams South Africa, Barbados Tridents, Durham, Gauteng, Hampshire, Lions, Northerns, Transvaal
Batting style Right-hand bat
Bowling style Right-arm medium
Education King Edward VII, RAU
Relation Father - KA McKenzie
Iran, Syria or Lebanon would be far more interesting
The Gulf Arabs and Kikes are borderline allies
Lebanese cricket could be good yeah
Israel actually does have cricket players though and there's no risk of it being flooded by subcontinentals like every other team
instagram.com
based Bev delivering the goods
would love to slide in Langer's daughter
is Liv, dare I say it, /ourgirl/ ?
about to gift Daniel reddit gold ama
are you the lad who knew her from school?
Why is my cricket knowledge so unparalleled?
One of my friends went to school with her, apparently she sleeps around a lot
would you lads rate anderson in the same bracket as mcgrath? if not who is in each of their respective brackets whether they are GOAT tier/quasi GOAT tier.etc.
NO
and by who I mean fast bowlers
This guy has been the primary beneficiary of the Sky Sports era with 3-test home series against Sri Lanka and New Zealand every second year.
Cannot wait for him to bring up a trifecta of whitewashes later this year.
Nope. Would probably put Anderson around Chaminda Vaas in tests tier. Maybe slightly better.
not even close
anderson has 330 wickets at 24.58 at home and 149 wickets at 35.36 away from home
mcgrath has 289 wickets at 22.43 at home and 260 at 21.43 away from home
for reference even ashwin has a lower differential between his home and away averages than blanderson
plus McGrath had to compete with the greatest wicket taker of all time for wickets
second greatest I mean
okay then who would you guys put in the top tier of fast bowlers above anderson
going off the modern era
>Top Tier
Lillee
Akram
McGrath
Walsh
Holding
Marshall
Steyn
Donald
Garner
Hadlee
>2nd Tier
Waqar Younis
Vaas
Anderson
Fraud
Ambrose
Thomson
>3rd Tier
Kapil Dev
Lee
Imran Khan
McDermott
Bond
Bishop
>and 149 wickets at 35.36 away from home
probably going to be edging 40 by the end of the summer
>Anderson
>in the same tier as AMBROSE (arguably the best of all) and Waqar
Lobotomise YOURself
>Ambrose (arguably the best of all)
lmao
that 2nd tier
???
looks alright 2bh except
>no pollock
>no philander
actually what the fuck did I do I didn't mean for Fraud and Anderson to be in there, Tbh Fraud shouldn't be in at all
revised without me being a dumb cunt
>Top Tier
Lillee
Akram
McGrath
Walsh
Holding
Marshall
Steyn
Donald
Garner
Hadlee
>2nd Tier
Waqar Younis
Vaas
Anderson
McDermott
Ambrose
Thomson
>3rd Tier
Kapil Dev
Lee
Imran Khan
Bond
Bishop
Anderson
well bread does have a lower average than vaas he deserves to be in that bracket
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"no"
11 posters! Loling @this poomunity.
/hoc/ rules, /cric/ drools.
Where's this game being played?
shan't rate Philander just yet although I do think he's a gun
Pollock makes it into the second tier
couple of hours
>no Botham
into the trash it goes
substantiate your claims
10 posts per poster or less is the gold standard it's been said before
found MrFuckFace's facebook and currently having a gander
I said where not when
yeah and I gave you the temporal location mate
turns out there is a MrsFuckFace
pic related
gotta link ?
But I want the actual location, not the temporal location
"Look grumpy
Insta saw first
Tagging later "
England then mate
You're a cunt, mate
don't see how
>substantiate your claims
well you see he's a bit shit
>>no Botham
>le take wickets off trash man
Poo peeland will unironically get blacked in December
when's the next Poo Peeland game anyway, almost forgot they played cricket
far more accurate assessment from someone who actually understands fast bowling:
>top tier
Lillee
Marshall
Ambrose
Steyn
Wasim
>2nd tier
Holding
McGrath
Garner
Walsh
Roberts
Waqar
Hadlee
Donald
Imran
>3rd tier
Kapil Dev
Bond
Pollock
Philander
Harris
Croft
Thomson
>4th tier
Willis
Ntini
Gillespie
Clark
Johnson
Broad
McDermott
Reid
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>bang average trundlers
>Siddle
>Anderson
>GOAT Tier
Lillee
Akram
McGrath
Walsh
Holding
Marshall
Steyn
Donald
Garner
Hadlee
>God Tier
Shaun Pollock
Waqar Younis
Vaas
Anderson
McDermott
Ambrose
Thomson
>Good Tier
Kapil Dev
Lee
Imran Khan
Bond
Bishop
Broad
Botham
any objections
nah reckon this is wrong and I was right
yeah botham being on and anderson being that high
>McGrath
>not in goat tier
uhhmm no sweaty xx
>Anderson only has good away stats in the West Indies and the UAE
>unironically ranking players you didn't watch
>
also zaheer khan has 300 wickets and 200 of them were away from home
reckon he'd be touching 400 easy if he born in an anglo country
don't reckon he was that good though
>32 average
yup
yeah tbf he was playing most of his cricket in india
cricket is gay and boring
have a word with yourselves lads
talk about details later but is anyone on that list that unanimously doesn't deserve to be there or is there anyone major we've missed
hmm hadn't thought of it that way before
What's your favourite sport m8?
t.braniac
the one you think you're too cool for
200 wickets in 54 tests away
100 wickets in 38 tests home
reckon he would have got 400 if indian pitches were pace friendly
McGrath is GOAT in terms of consistency and longevity
But his peak skillset doesn't stand up to the guys I have listed as GOAT. Even peak Gillespie was a more threatening bowler than McGOD.
nah
lads I'm a bit new to cricket and by taking into account and other shitposts I'm guessing that
1)Australian pitches= bouncy meme wickets/roads/flat and fast
2)English pitches= swinging pitches
3)subcontinental= dustbowls/ spinning wickets
anything I've missed? what about south africa/NZ/windies
>Even peak Gillespie was a more threatening bowler than McGOD
He was a good bowler but doesn't enter GOAT discussions.
He was the Chanderpaul of pace bowling. Despite what the casuals ITT have implied, it is far easier to hoard wickets when your teammates are Praveen Kumar, Munaf Patel and RP Singh than when you're bowling with Gillespie, Lee and Warne.
No get fucked these kinds of lists are always awful. Lee was fucking shit and asif and harris were turbo elite