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WI123, 93/3 (31.0 Ovs)
ENG 194

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WALKGOD LMAO wogs eternally btfo
saw a fat fuck yesterday told her
>hey girl
>eh
>you are a wicket
then i ran away lmao

what do the cricket community in brazil think of chile? do they fear them?

>cricket community
You mean the two autists in Sup Forums who watch it, right?

yes

lol at based essex with a cheeky 1st innings declaration to shut out Lancashire in the points race

based saxson

tipping blackwood for a crafty 0 in the morning

tipping myself to masturbate soon

i feel a lot more inclined to shitpost when it's a fresh thread than i do when we're nearing the end of one

Mitchell spent three teenage years in Harare, when Geoff was coach of Zimbabwe and that is why I like him.I hope he fights back for his place in the national team.At Harare Sports club in 2014,he clobbered Dale Steyn for 3 massive sixes in one over and to date it is one of my most memorable cricket matches.Days later Zimbabwe beat the Aussies for the first time in 31 years

who's the biggest cricketer ever? for me it's inzamam ul fat

he's rivalled by rakheem cornwall

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fuck off from my general cunt

off to the tennis thread goodnight

really think Guyana should be used as a staging platform to spread cricket in Brazil

but realistically cricket is only going to spread in the countries that may one day end up in India's sphere of influence. So the Maldives and Burma

am surprised suriname arent a little stronger

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>blocks your path

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bevan's daughter lads

kek wkek what the fuck is that actually michael bevan what is this gay shit
enough internet for me today i think

once yelled out "fat shit" to him during a shield game and he told me to fuck off

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reckon Israel is ready for cricket

UAE v Israel

picture it lads

Neil Douglas McKenzie

Born November 24, 1975, Johannesburg, Transvaal

Current age 41 years 289 days

Major teams South Africa, Barbados Tridents, Durham, Gauteng, Hampshire, Lions, Northerns, Transvaal

Batting style Right-hand bat

Bowling style Right-arm medium

Education King Edward VII, RAU

Relation Father - KA McKenzie

Iran, Syria or Lebanon would be far more interesting

The Gulf Arabs and Kikes are borderline allies

Lebanese cricket could be good yeah
Israel actually does have cricket players though and there's no risk of it being flooded by subcontinentals like every other team

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based Bev delivering the goods

would love to slide in Langer's daughter

is Liv, dare I say it, /ourgirl/ ?

about to gift Daniel reddit gold ama

are you the lad who knew her from school?

Why is my cricket knowledge so unparalleled?

One of my friends went to school with her, apparently she sleeps around a lot

would you lads rate anderson in the same bracket as mcgrath? if not who is in each of their respective brackets whether they are GOAT tier/quasi GOAT tier.etc.

NO

and by who I mean fast bowlers

This guy has been the primary beneficiary of the Sky Sports era with 3-test home series against Sri Lanka and New Zealand every second year.
Cannot wait for him to bring up a trifecta of whitewashes later this year.

Nope. Would probably put Anderson around Chaminda Vaas in tests tier. Maybe slightly better.

not even close
anderson has 330 wickets at 24.58 at home and 149 wickets at 35.36 away from home
mcgrath has 289 wickets at 22.43 at home and 260 at 21.43 away from home
for reference even ashwin has a lower differential between his home and away averages than blanderson

plus McGrath had to compete with the greatest wicket taker of all time for wickets

second greatest I mean

okay then who would you guys put in the top tier of fast bowlers above anderson

going off the modern era
>Top Tier
Lillee
Akram
McGrath
Walsh
Holding
Marshall
Steyn
Donald
Garner
Hadlee

>2nd Tier
Waqar Younis
Vaas
Anderson
Fraud
Ambrose
Thomson

>3rd Tier
Kapil Dev
Lee
Imran Khan
McDermott
Bond
Bishop

>and 149 wickets at 35.36 away from home

probably going to be edging 40 by the end of the summer

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>Anderson
>in the same tier as AMBROSE (arguably the best of all) and Waqar

Lobotomise YOURself

>Ambrose (arguably the best of all)
lmao

that 2nd tier
???

looks alright 2bh except
>no pollock
>no philander

actually what the fuck did I do I didn't mean for Fraud and Anderson to be in there, Tbh Fraud shouldn't be in at all

revised without me being a dumb cunt

>Top Tier
Lillee
Akram
McGrath
Walsh
Holding
Marshall
Steyn
Donald
Garner
Hadlee

>2nd Tier
Waqar Younis
Vaas
Anderson
McDermott
Ambrose
Thomson

>3rd Tier
Kapil Dev
Lee
Imran Khan
Bond
Bishop
Anderson

well bread does have a lower average than vaas he deserves to be in that bracket

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11 posters! Loling @this poomunity.

/hoc/ rules, /cric/ drools.

Where's this game being played?

shan't rate Philander just yet although I do think he's a gun
Pollock makes it into the second tier

couple of hours

>no Botham

into the trash it goes

substantiate your claims

10 posts per poster or less is the gold standard it's been said before

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found MrFuckFace's facebook and currently having a gander

I said where not when

yeah and I gave you the temporal location mate

turns out there is a MrsFuckFace

pic related

gotta link ?

But I want the actual location, not the temporal location

"Look grumpy
Insta saw first
Tagging later "

England then mate

You're a cunt, mate

don't see how

>substantiate your claims
well you see he's a bit shit
>>no Botham
>le take wickets off trash man

Poo peeland will unironically get blacked in December

when's the next Poo Peeland game anyway, almost forgot they played cricket

far more accurate assessment from someone who actually understands fast bowling:

>top tier
Lillee
Marshall
Ambrose
Steyn
Wasim

>2nd tier
Holding
McGrath
Garner
Walsh
Roberts
Waqar
Hadlee
Donald
Imran

>3rd tier
Kapil Dev
Bond
Pollock
Philander
Harris
Croft
Thomson

>4th tier
Willis
Ntini
Gillespie
Clark
Johnson
Broad
McDermott
Reid


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>bang average trundlers
>Siddle
>Anderson

>GOAT Tier
Lillee
Akram
McGrath
Walsh
Holding
Marshall
Steyn
Donald
Garner
Hadlee

>God Tier
Shaun Pollock
Waqar Younis
Vaas
Anderson
McDermott
Ambrose
Thomson

>Good Tier
Kapil Dev
Lee
Imran Khan
Bond
Bishop
Broad
Botham


any objections

nah reckon this is wrong and I was right

yeah botham being on and anderson being that high

>McGrath
>not in goat tier

uhhmm no sweaty xx

>Anderson only has good away stats in the West Indies and the UAE

>unironically ranking players you didn't watch
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also zaheer khan has 300 wickets and 200 of them were away from home
reckon he'd be touching 400 easy if he born in an anglo country

don't reckon he was that good though

>32 average

yup

yeah tbf he was playing most of his cricket in india

cricket is gay and boring
have a word with yourselves lads

talk about details later but is anyone on that list that unanimously doesn't deserve to be there or is there anyone major we've missed

hmm hadn't thought of it that way before

What's your favourite sport m8?

t.braniac

the one you think you're too cool for

200 wickets in 54 tests away
100 wickets in 38 tests home
reckon he would have got 400 if indian pitches were pace friendly

McGrath is GOAT in terms of consistency and longevity

But his peak skillset doesn't stand up to the guys I have listed as GOAT. Even peak Gillespie was a more threatening bowler than McGOD.

nah

lads I'm a bit new to cricket and by taking into account and other shitposts I'm guessing that

1)Australian pitches= bouncy meme wickets/roads/flat and fast

2)English pitches= swinging pitches

3)subcontinental= dustbowls/ spinning wickets

anything I've missed? what about south africa/NZ/windies

>Even peak Gillespie was a more threatening bowler than McGOD

He was a good bowler but doesn't enter GOAT discussions.

He was the Chanderpaul of pace bowling. Despite what the casuals ITT have implied, it is far easier to hoard wickets when your teammates are Praveen Kumar, Munaf Patel and RP Singh than when you're bowling with Gillespie, Lee and Warne.

No get fucked these kinds of lists are always awful. Lee was fucking shit and asif and harris were turbo elite