ITT: We rap about politics

ITT: We rap about politics

The Donald is my name,
Building walls is my claim,
But you gotta suffer,
if you want any fame,

I built up a YUGE industry,
Building walls from sea to shining sea,
Made the Mexicans pay for it,
The fact that I built it is what really pleases me,

Everyone who fought me made me sick,
In the end they were the ones laying brick,
You really can’t stump me,
For my walls are too thick,

Just like my Trumpster dick,
Hillary decided to give it a lick,
I don't want no PC touching me,
So it was her I had to kick,

Hillary's such a stupid hick,
She thinks the presidency's just some feminazi flick,
With people like her running,
It's no wonder we never elected a chick,

Bernie is just a cuck,
He's an inconsistent fuck,
He has no backbone at all,
He really has no luck,

My opponents are lame,
They really have no game,
And after all the media's done to try and put me down,
On top is where I came,

From CNN to NBC,
They had no faith in me,
They said Jeb Bush was the one to win,
But he's just LOW ENERGY!

I am a true autist, raised above the others.

THIS is what I call cringe.

fix your burning shithole of a country

I'm glad it wasn't a Canadian who posted this.

It's always america

nah, it's comfy as fuck.

Rand Paul is my name
being a good guy is my claim to fame
I eat alien pussy on mars
let me rap some bars

I have a hot wife her name is kelly
sometime she lets me lick her belly
her pussy taste like a good steak
don't put america's well being at stake

lies
mexico is 4th world

My name is Omar,
I come from afar,
But now I'm here,
At the gay bar,

I went inside,
People tried to hide,
A few bullets though,
Eventually they all died,

That was quite the ride,
Okay, I may have lied,
There were 2 shooters,
The second one managed to hide,

The media is still quite snide,
Away from the problem they shied,
Something something gun control,
Not caring that this is the worst terrorist attack since those 2 planes flied.

On the grassy knoll
Obama's watching the superbowl

>Sup Forums thinks that's rap & hip-hop are degenerate
>rap about politics
>...
>moonman exists

'Oh, but isn't it all droll,'
Obama ponders before he lets go,

Of the grenade he's holding,
This country he's supposed to me molding,
Of this field that will soon be blowing,
He doesn't know what to think about this gun that he's reloading,

Obama then begins to tell his kids
"Daddy loves u"

The tortured screams of the innocent,
He's unsure if he should be inflicting this torment,
When it comes to terrorism he's mostly been dormant,
Now he's not sure what life all meant,

Trumpman Trumpman Trumpman dunecoons up to something

they just spent like two or three weeks in our country

that's all I got but it's based off Drake and futures song jumpman

Rand Paul Rand Paul Rand Paul you're so cool

This may be absolutely halal,
But should he really end it all?
America's in need of some Sharia Law,
That's not gonna happen with Ron Paul

My name is Bernie, but you can call me weed man
My bars even hotter than the sand in Afghanistan
I'm here to stay, and I will not sway
I just want equality, quit calling me gay

Tax the rich, and subsidize the poor
My opponent's husband got blown by a whore
She may have beat me, but she's a shill
This battle won't end, it's just uphill

My people say she belongs in prison
But you know the FBI, they refuse to lizten
Corrupt ass bitches, they just fuckin' with my vibe
Now watch my speeches, full of diatribe

Feel the Bern

You want equality? quit blowing those fags,
Your main campaign is based around hashtags,
You got you ass kicked by Hillary,
That's a fate worst than death, if it was up to me,

Tax the rich? How do you tax a cardboard box?
Because the only way to win is to suck corporate cocks,
Uphill? More like up a cliff,
You going off one would give everyone bliss,

She belongs in prison? You're worse than that filthy Jew,
I mean seriously, just look at you,
It's like someone ran up to you yelling ALLAHU AKBAR,
Were you taking some cock in that gay bar?

You're a dirty thief, no more no less,
Trying to take people's things and give 'em to the Left,
You're policies make me wish I couldn't breathe,
They're so bad they're making my nose bleed,

...

I try

The only things worse than death are your trash ass rhymes
That you bought from a writer with a million dimes
Oh wait, last time I heard, your ass was broke
Begging for donations, your campaign is a joke

Speaking of laughs, what's up with your hair?
Last time I saw such filth was in Vanity Fair
You cannot compete with me and Killer Mike
You look like Jabba the Hut, and your son looks like a dyke

Build a wall, see what that gets done
Until your shitter policies get you killed by a gun
What's up with your flip flops, you said you're a democrat
I'll win this battle through means of noncombat

Eat my ass

I'm begging for donations, LOOK AT YOU,
I guess that's your strategy to avoid being called a jew?
Ugly ass broke, aint got a dime,
Step out of the way, I don't have much time,

Calling my kid a dyke? With your policies it'll be required,
There's a reason faggots like you don't get hired,
Excuse me sir, there's a hair on your bald spot,
You look like you spent 40 years doing nothing but smoking pot,

The only way you niggers can take me down,
Is by trying to kill me when I make you frown,
You'll take me down through noncombat? Ohh, I'd love to see that,
Because so far, you really have fallen flat,

...

I really work my hardest on it
it's how I put up with this unemployment shit

>steak
>stake

Boooooo

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literally lil wayne tier desu senpai

If I gave a shit about Rand Paul, I could do better

no, senpai thread!!!

did I bump myself?

only one bump per ip m8