APOLOGIZE

APOLOGIZE

Amazing thread. I couldn't ever make such a good thread even if I tried to. Jeez.

2000 yds, 20 TD and super bowl incoming.

LOL FUCK GOODELL

The NFL is SHOOK.

Goodell on suicide watch

Sorry.

Look at this load of shit

What a circus

>Zeke doesn't get put in Kangaroo Court
>Now Landon Collins gets to rape him on national TV

Good deal all around!

giants fan...I am SHAKING

>giants fan

I'm sorry to hear that. It must be rough for you and your wife's son.

Why? This is the perfect opportunity for the Giants to embarrass the Cowboys and take a giant shit on the Dak & Zeke hype train.

Plus the fact that the Cowboys keep forgetting that their defense is one of the worst in the league.

>Giants

You heard right. Eli is going to hang 40 on you. Odell is going to play on one leg and you still won't be able to stop him. Landon Collins will dominate Dak just like he did in college. Snacks is going to snatch the food right out of Zeke's cereal bowl and EAT IT.

>Giants

Hi

literally dindu nuffin

Doesn't matter when the giants o-line is complete shit.

>A Texas judge let a texas football player off the hook

In other news, California is full of gays.

Collins is a good player, but he's not exactly a threat to Zeke.

>one of the worst in the league
>top 5 in points allowed last year
>giants """""fans""""" in charge of knowing football

Gayest looking nigger in the NFL and that's an accomplishment when you're in a league with OBJ.

Josh Brown decision will be overturned next.

CAN'T DEKE THE 'ZEKE

>tfw drafted zeke in my 12 man league with the 21st overall pick

Why are you judging how men look, user? Is there some way you prefer your men to look, sweetie?

>"you're suspended"
>"no. check again"
>"okay you can play for half the season while we check again"

ah the good ol baseball discipline

I'm really torn by the judge's decision. I can't decide if my hate for the cowboys outweighs my love for domestic violence.

Joke's on you, dick. It's not my wife's son it's my girlfriend's son.

t. NFC East defensive lineman

>GOODELL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GET THIS FUCKING CLOWN OUTTA HERE

>accidentally draft zeek in the second round because I was drunk and forgot he was in trouble
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW MOTHER FUCKERS