Judges

>Trump decides to deploy Judges instead of state pds

How much will america change in 1 year?

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It becomes shittier.

>Posting the inferior Stallone Dredd

Shame on you

First off, the president can't just do that.

Secondly, I have a gun in my desk so fuck off, Judge.

for what its worth, Trump is literally the kind of guy who would be open to try Judges and Robocop he would be;

>be in board meeting on how to reduce crime
>Trump: "How about a real Robocop?"
>board: "What?"
>Trump: "What?

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Dredd thredd? I love these ones.

>Trump is literally the kind of guy who would be open to try Judges
And he would have no authority to do so. Read the Constitution, friend.

constitution also says they can't snoop on you without a warrant or detain you without a charge.

whoops :^)

How can one be this autistic?

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did you really think that user would campaign for trump to start deploying Judges? do you think Judges and Robocops are real user? is this your first time in Sup Forums?

Anderson is cute! CUTE!!

I agree. The NSA needs to be dissolved.

The answer to 1984 is 1776.

Way to miss the point, retard. If Trump brought in Judges you'd still be sitting on your ass uselessly saying "Hall of Justice needs to be dissolved, the answer to 2000AD is 1776." Also the Constitution doesn't date to 1776 you humongous cretin.

>tfw britbong
>tfw penal system is so laughably weak and ineffective I'd cheer if the Judges became real

feelsbadman

I'm a copfag and I support this.
Normalfags have nothing to worry about, just degenerates.

but even in the movie there were corrupt judges though

>If Trump brought in Judges you'd still be sitting on your ass uselessly saying "Hall of Justice needs to be dissolved, the answer to 2000AD is 1776."
Yeah, until one broke into my home, in which case I'd blast the nigger.

>Also the Constitution doesn't date to 1776 you humongous cretin.
Apparently you have no idea what the importance of 1776 is. I never implied it had anything to do with the Constitution. The answer to oppression is revolution, dumb fuck.

I'd rather take my chances with a few corrupt Judges than a 100% corrupt and worthless legal system that practically rewards people for being violent asocial scum.

Gotta beef up internal affairs

Some people should read america

Did he jump or what? Please, what happened next.

Reform your shitty laws first, statist shitstain

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>black population drops from 13% to 1
>crime drops over 70%

I can only dream.

>inb4 you have a squabble with your wife
>altercation ensures where she's beating you and you are trying to get out
>Judge comes
>hears the stories
>says you're both divorced and she gets 50% of everything and wage garnishing for you
>walks off
>start protesting
>says if you continue he'll throw you in jail for disturbing the peace

>removing all limits on the prosecution and punishment of crime causes crime to fall

no son, nothing works that way.

I'm not so much interested in things being better for me as I am in them being worse for other people though.

You do realize niggers are pretty much the only criminals out there? Get rid of them and the rest will fall in line.

Rodrigo Duterte would like a word with you.

>muh rights

not that I don't like the guy but I'd like to see him try something like that in Mexico. He'd be skinned alive before he could finish his edgy inauguration speech

Is Moscow cold this time of year, shill?

Durertes tactics would have prevented Mexico becoming the hell on earth it can be today

>calling him edgy
>he'd be skinned alive before his inauguration speech

This is why we need the wall.

>ywn be a regular-sized Anderson getting bullied by a giant Anderson

he called Obama a "son of a bitch" just to see the reaction. He's the definition of edge

If all judges carried bodycams and we(the people) had competent oversight to weed out corrupt judges then maybe. We should definitely have a trial run. Maybe just allow it in Detroit for a couple years as a test.

Are these the hardened monk judges trained from early childhood, or the cops in comic book armor like in the 1995 movie?

the worst crime doesn't happen on the streets so judges wouldn't make a difference

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>political maneuvering
>edge

You really need to get out more.

>no sequel to dredd ever

funny how everyone else does political maneuvering without resorting to edgy insults

Gee whiz, I'm thinking you're wrong here but I just can't think of anything in the last year and a half that could stump you where you stand. Hmmm.

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>that
>in any way comparable to "son of a bitch"
pick 1

What about the Mexican King faggot "not gonna pay for that fucken wall"?

They'll pay for it indirectly

I'm fine with this. I obey the law.

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But that's exactly what would happen now

avatar faggotry is against the site rules you know?

why dont they make it via kickstart?

I'm not sure you can raise 30-45 millions with a kickstarter

>Trump decides
Stop your fan-fiction.

>Trump is literally the kind of guy who would be open to try Judges and Robocop he would be;
Citation please.

I'd be cool with Judges if they were only deployed to nigger hoods.

>Trump doesn't support net neutrality
>every ISP implements taxed "features"
>every major porn site will download slowly unless specific access is asked for and the right subscription is bought
>torrent-like behaviour is penalized by making your new download meter rise thrice as fast
>you can buy additional data packs for just $10 per 10GB
>privacy on the net becomes a luxury in America
>Standards subscriptions still cost the same but all your data is monitored easily and stored
>High-end subscriptions are in the range of $150 per month and are private
>private unless special circumstances deem otherwise
>Most sites that are not trendy and social media are blocked
>reddit and twitter work slowly
>Sup Forums is blocked
>$150 subscription ensures no sites are blocked
>for each site you want to unblock on the standard subscription you need to pay $5 per unblocked site

GOOD.

Less americans shitting up the internet with their usual "my opinion is the only one that counts" bullshit.

Trump for 2020!

Good riddance.

>any behaviour outside the norm will be monitored heavily
>judges will be sent to question you
>if you're even suspected of trying to use a VPN you will have your skull bashed in front of your neighbours
>you will then endure a 1 hour speech of how capitalism makes America great
>then a picture of your dented, bleeding head will be shared on Twitter, Facebook, and Reddit with the caption "JUSTICE"

No, SJS are always the ones behind schemes to infiltrate and take over the city

Dredd 2: Dredder when?

So just like now but faster?

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FAGGOT!

You've never read Dredd. This is how it'll go down:

>Judge arrives. Questions perps.
>man gets 6 months in cubes
>woman gets extra five years for lying to a Judge (lie detectors)
>woman gets extra 25 years from Judge because she's a woman and therefore erratic, and thinks if she can't shout to get her own way she can punch people without consequence.

>man gets suspended sentence from Judge due to emotional abuse
>proceeds to fuck ex-wife's sister, who is hotter anyway because she didn't put all that weight on after getting married unlike the lardarse ex-wife.

There are definitely spic neighborhoods that need some judging, too.

tfw Dredd was supposed to be a parody but americans just take it as a good idea of what a society should be like. sad.

Not at all, because the president can decide that all he wants but that doesn't mean it will happen.

Imagine being a judge.

The single best part would be how easy it would be to get pussy.

Imagine walking up to any woman in a bar and telling her you are a judge, a man who can do whatever he wants to anyone he wants with no consequences. You AM THE LAW.

Pussies would get wet just thinking about that. You think girls love cops now?

Imagine cops with unlimited power.

Look at the damage Bush did with a republican controlled legislature and judiciary.

Trump has the same now.

>be Judge
>try to abuse position to get pussy
>end up on Titan.

That's 30 years hard labour, mining one of the moons of Saturn, faggot. Standard sentence for Judges.

why would i abuse my power to get pussy. it would just come.

Wasn't Titan canonically teleported to Jupiter orbit in 2000AD or was that Red Dwarf?

>it's a people think crime is deterred by severe punishment episode

lmao

Criminals (outside of homeless people trying to get a place to sleep) commit crimes because they think they can't get caught.

If you want to limit crime the primary way is to either stop nigs from being nigs (good luck with that shit) or become a police state where the ability commit crime is removed with the kind of snooping the NSA does except better.

Red Dwarf was a space hydrogen mining vessel, hence the massive scoop on the front.

It's a pity they never explained that in the actual show, becausr people have no fucking clue why there was a big rock stuck in the ship.

It crashed into the ship before Lister was revived. It was the reason the Cat race deserted the ship in the first place.

Criminals commit crimes because of a genetic predisposition towards criminality and aggression, for example the MAOA-L genes. The best way to reduce crime is a policy of eugenics that removes the most violent offenders from the gene pool.

We need another Legislator Draco and his series of Draconian Laws.

Basically commit a crime of any sort and you were for the chop.

Even stealing an apple was a death sentence.

Agree.

I need Dredd 2.

That's a good thing, no more Amerifags on this site.

Turns America into an even greater crime infested shit hole as it forces criminals to become more militant and paranoid and people are forced to protect them out of desperation.

>you can kill anyone with impunity, just sprinkle some crack on them
>less corrupt

The Dredd world is a criminal shithole because it's the post apocalypse and there are way less judges than necessary. Judges could wipe out at least 80% of gang violence and drug related crimes in an instant and judges don't hand out the death penalty for petty small time criminals, so there's no reason for them to be any more militant.

Blonde with black eyes, absolutely distusting.

>Trump is arrested on day one for tax evasion and hiring convicted criminals to his cabinet
>ends up as a oneliner joke character in jail

So many dead negroes..

What a wasted set of trips and dubs.

>Trump getting impeached
>with a Republican controlled Congress
top lel

How can you faggots love Judge Dredd so much?

he pisses me off of how much of a douche

I feel like all Dredd fanboys are psychos with femdom fetishes

But Judges or at least a federalized police force were the end goal of the Democrats. Trump wants to protect the police we already have.

>trump deploys judges
>judges execute trump for having brain problems and being a pathological liar

What was the point in this post?

upset because i insulted your tard daddy?

just make peace with it, man, it's over

not amerijuan, don't give a shit.

the rest of the planet is laughing at him and the whole japanese gameshow you call an election.

>Trump gets executed for things that aren't illegal

>being abhuman isn't illegal

no wonder you lot elected a nigger twice

The alternative was a woman, which is worse.

Duterte is a cuck

negro genocide