/nfl/ general - Loins-Chefs OWL edition

DAL: Zeke granted temporary restraining order, likely to play all season
SEA: Rawls (ankle) is "game-time" decision for week one
JAX: Dede Westbrook sent to IR
LAR: Donald likely to miss week one due to holdout
JAX: Ex-Brown S Calvin Pryor claimed off waivers
CHI: LG Kyle Long (ankle) excepted to miss week one
BAL: Flacco (back) removed from final injury report
KC: SS Eric Berry out for season with a ruptured Achilles
NYG: OBJ questionable for week one
KC: Kansas City embarrasses the Patriots at Foxborough, winning 42-27

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first for cle

I hope you losers don't actually contribute any monetary value to this nigger filled anti-cop ""spoort""

Who /winningthedivision/ here?

>pic related

>one away from digits

Bungles win the division

>quarterback
>most intellectual position in all of sports
>all the good ones (except Warren Moon) are white

I'm surprised Sup Forums doesn't like football

This was linked first

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>warn moon was good
LUL

Oh, hey Andy.

Damn, Rivers looks like THAT?!

>who are the Buncos
>who are the Raiders

Seahawks taking the West - we comin for that ass Brady. No throwing in the red this time.

KC vs SEA SB? Another AFC West battle from the past? Fuck yea make it happen football gods!

If you make the Pro Bowl at age 40, you're good

>0-1

Remember when everyone was convinced they'd go 16-0?

Oh how the proud have fallen

Punished Carr isn't actually Derek, it's his stand-in, while the real Derek fights off terrorists

probowl isn't a measure of talent, it's a popularity contest

just look at this stats, he's a pretty mediocre QB, definitely not top 10 all time unless you take his race into consideration. he, or McNabb, were by far the best black QBs to ever play the position

>devout Christian
>not a mobile meme

Is Carr Teboq 2.0?

Are you serious? They'll both be competing for second place.

REAL THREAD

The 2017-18 Cowboys Checklist:
>Top 10 run D
>Top 12 secondary
>Top 5 offense
>28+ ppg
>10+ wins
>2500+ rushing yards
>1st place in Division
>Playoff win(s)
>6+ probowlers
>a ROTY candidate/winner
>Dez 1000+ yards 10+ touchdowns
>Dak 3600+ yards 30+ touchdowns Taco 7.5+ sacks
>Secondary combines for 12+ interceptions and 70+ defended passes

You guys better be prepared. Dak and the passing game is going to be better than last year, the defense is going to be better. The Defensive front 7 is going to be better, they were already a low key Top 10 defense in 2016 and now with Jaylon Smith and a secondary that can actually make plays on the ball they are projecting up.
Dak played practically all season last year with a #1 WR that was injured for most of the season. Now that Dez is fully healthy, and he and Dak have even MORE chemistry this Cowboys offense could be THE BEST in the league in 2017. Look for Dak to be another MVP finalist as he leads the Cowboys to a possible Superbowl.
The Cowboys Dynasty is coming back, don't cry when I say "I told you so" All you naysayers still living in 2011 have no idea the ammount of gloating and shitposting I am about to do this season. I will be savoring all of your strawmans and logical fallacies as you scramble to make excuses on why you have been so wrong about the Cowboys. It will be delicious.
Cowboys may not win a Superbowl this upcoming season, and that's fine, they are afterall one of the youngest teams in the NFL and making an NFCCG appearance would leave me satisfied. But if they do win the Superbowl holy shit am I going to enjoy reading the excuses in this general.

NFC East
Eli Manning 64% 28 TDs 17 INTs 4,500 yards
Kirk Cosuins 65% 29 TDs 10 INTS 4,600 yards
Carson Wentz 60% 24 TDs 15 INTs 4,000 yards
Dak Prescott 69% 30 TDs 7 INTs 4,300 yards

>digits

Can't argue with that

I feel for the Saints - they don't deserve what's coming their way week two.

That's the face of pure hatred for all living objects. If it weren't for football, he would be out buying ammo and planning a visit to Kansas City.

Fuck it, just recycle a thread

"no"

these pics always make me kek

They haven't fallen yet. They've only BEGUN to fall. This fucking ride to sports hell isn't over!

>Punished Brady comes out of the tunnel
>throws a pick on his first play
>detonates his suicide vest

Screencapped for future lols

See you again in 17 weeks

And that was how the world became a better place for everyone!

trips confirm KC wins the west

This implies the real brady is working on something more serious and had time to brainwash someone, Garaopolo?

>punished Bertie

Warren Moon also played in the CFL. He's fifth in passing yards of all time if you factor that in

Yea cause having fat ass cheesecake Lacy run it will certainly work out well.

>Brady is bane
>Garop is the hired gun with a lotta loyalty

this looks like blue steel

Man Tiki this is the best copypasta of the year so far you should have posted it more

t. Tiki

>very blatant samefagging
what did he mean by this?

>what did he mean by this

can anything get better this season than what we witnessed last night, just give the chiefs the owl. I still feel so euphoric

>what did he mean by this?
what did they mean by this

I'll take "teams the chiefs swept in 2016", Alex

>Your Team
>Final Record Prediction
>Matchup you're most hype for

Vikings
12-7
Xavier Rhodes vs Antonio Brown

I'm an Iggles fan who still wants Andy to overcome his bizarre clock management problems to finally win the Big One.

>final record
>12-7

user, I...

10-6, win WC and DIV lose NFCCG

>mfw drafted McFadden

>Bradford can take a team to the NFCCG

I'm glad that you believe in your team

>who made a claim on Calvin Pryor?

Ufc or Bellator

He's thinking about how he's going bald.

Switzer & Beasley are the new Edeljew & Amendolel

>my feet hurt
Someone needs to do one of those edits with this.

>I wonder what Antonio's up to
>I don't like this stadium, I want to go back to San Diego
>Eli's not that great
>I should be home with my kids

Yes please

Friendly reminder that no real patriots fan is even remotely worried about this season

>no real patriots fan
>real patriots fan
>real
>implying real Cheatriots "fans" even exist
That's some tinfoil-hat-tier shit right there, Bombstonite.

I think the real morale killer for the team is Brady constantly shits on his teammates if they fuck up. But during the play he threw the ball past the line of scrimmage, he just did a retarded 'silly me' smile. Unlike Payton Manning, Brady doesn't inspire leadership and the best out of his men.

If Carr can solve the Chief's secondary, the division belongs to the Raiders.

Which hyped up team is the Seahawks going to put down this season?

Hey guys.

That opening game didn't happen, right?

It was in an alternate universe, right? This season was supposed to be the one where Brady goes out guns blazing 19-0 and retiring with his sixth ring.

TURNED MYSELF INTO AN MVP, MARTY!
BOOM! BIG REVEAL!
I'M MVP RODGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who are the sleeper teams this year? Saints?

Why do the Puckers make it so easy to make fun of them

Rams.They're going to pull a fast one and bump the Seacucks out of the playoff race by one game. Their fans will shit up the board for a while, but will get slaughtered in the playoffs, bringing us back to reality.

Tim Bradley is finished

Brady has started the transition from 2013 Manning to 2015 Manning. I still think he'll get a sixth, but he's gonna end up as a liability on the team

That's why BeliCheat is there, to give his patented stare-down and crack the whip, so Tickle Boobies doesn't have to.

sorry man this is reality, Patriots are losers who thought they didn't even have to try to beat Kansas City

>tfw bladder has been aching all week but the UTI meds say only to use them for two days

Bradford is gonna win the Owl this year

Brady is a real piece of shit

OUR YEAR
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>so close to quints

Maybe next year

Swing and a miss

>friend took mcfadden in the 5th to spite me after i took zeke in the second

>Broncos
>10-6
>Trevor Siemian vs. Gravity

Aints
8-8
Lattimore vs Cooks or Julio

Dan Quinn is an elite HC

What college kids are you hoping your team drafts?

>DAL: Zeke granted temporary restraining order, likely to play all season
How is being impeded of having contact and being ruined by a thot any sort of punishment?

Aaron, we're coming for the week one win.

Post YFW Zeke never gets suspended and Jewdell gets BTFO when the Cowboys win the Superbowl

Jags
4-12
Jalen Ramsey vs Antonio Brown

>“The question before the Court is merely whether Elliott received a fundamentally fair hearing before the arbitrator,” Mazzant wrote. “The answer is he did not. The Court finds, based upon the injunction standard, that Elliott was denied a fundamentally fair hearing by Henderson’s refusal to allow Thompson and Goodell to testify at the arbitration hearing.”

>“The NFL’s actions demonstrate that from the very beginning of the decision-making process, a cloud of fundamental unfairness followed Elliott. Unfortunately, this cloud followed Elliott into the arbitration proceedings. The arbitration record shows that the NFL, at the very least, turned a blind eye to Roberts’s dissenting opinion. This entire set of circumstances was put in front of Henderson.”

Feels good after that kickoff show spent the entire time stating how the patriots were the greatest team in the history of sports and no mere mortal team like the chiefs could have a hope to beat them.

Saquon Barkley

Is Joe Flacco still elite?

Was he ever?

Can someone explain this to me?

People trying to beat traffic.

Who here ready to restore sanity back in our division?

Right behind ya, Cam, this 7-9 bullshit has gone on for too long.

Groundhog Day (not the movie): The division

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i hope cam finishes with anoter 52% completion percentage

who here is /1-0/ tomorrow?
not so fast patriots or seahawks

Clots
Luck will be back sooner than people expect. 10-6
Andrew Luck vs Xecucks defense

Aaron, the week one win.

how can you enjoy this shit?

srsly kill urselfs weebs