/NFL/ general

DAL:Zeke granted TRO, likely to play all season
SEA:Thomas Rawls: Game-time decision for Week 1
JAC:Jaguars send Dede Westbrook (core) to IR
JAC:Calvin Pryor resurfaces with Jacksonville
LAR:Aaron Donald (holdout) likely out for Week 1
WAS:Jamison Crowder (hip) expects to face Eagles
CHI:Bears LG Kyle Long expected to miss Week 1
BAL:Flacco (back) taken off final injury report
CHI:Bears to be without CB Amukamara vs. Julio
KC:Berry out for the year with ruptured Achilles
NYG:Odell Beckham (ankle) to be game-day decision
PIT:Le'Veon likely to get 'full workload' Week 1

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Raiders

Im gay

hmmm

Are the chiefs elite?

This one was first, and it has an edition name

...

...

Almost.

Fuckoff autist

Chiefs are top 10

First for elite QBs.

You first.

#EAF

Raiders rule the west

Carr's the man
Carr's the man
Carr's the man

This one has "NFL" capitalized

Then why haven't they beaten the Chiefs since 2015?

Edition name is more important

1) Steelers 12-4
2) Chiefs 12-4
3) Patriots 10-6
4) Colts 8-8
5) Raiders 11-5
6) Jaguars 8-8

The other thread has lions in the title making the superbowl therefor it is the inferior thread

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autism

Carr has never won a game himself

My nigga

now that the pats are gonna bomb this year i dont think there is anyone who can stop the packers from winning the superbowl now

I'll start

>losing your home opener/banner unveiling game

Wrong

NFC
1- Packers 14-2
2- Seahawks 13-3
3- Saints 11-5
4- Eagles 10-6
5- Cowboys 10-6
6- Lions 10-6

AFC
1- Raiders 13-3
2- Steelers 12-4
3- Patriots 12-4
4- Texans 10-6
5- Chiefs 11-5
6- Dolphins 9-7

I think you misread his post.

He said elite QBs, not not-elite QBs.

Need glasses, gramps?

>all these tripfags

The other general is tripfag free

You wish. With that defense you'll be out in the Championship Game.

Where is all of the Patriots fans? I want to bully them.

>your team
>favorite player
>favorite ice cream flavor

Bengals
Green
Cherry

Hard to bully a team that's won 5 rings in 16 years.

>patriots
>michael sam
>rainbow sherbert

*****

Chorgers
Rivers
Cookie-dough

Cowboys
Dak
Mint

Allow me to retort: kiss the rings, hater.

Boyz
Dez
Chocolate Caramel

Ravens
Suggs
Thin Mint girl scout cookie

>tainted rings
no thanks

>Dak
>not Elite
Stats disagree with you you cuck lmao get rekt

POST EM

Every
Tom Brady
Birthday Cake

>Thin Mint girl scout cookie
Pedo detected

>stats
>even remotely proving anything

Good one.

>m-muh rangz 'n sheet

patrishit fans are the new cowfucker fans

Will Tom Brady need to start cheating more and more as he grows older?

Is Dez Bryant a top 5 WR ?

The only taint on those rings is mine after I shove them up my ass.

this thread violates Sup Forums rules which state "keep it to 1 thread", and since the other was created first...

>Expired Birthday Cake
ftfy

Top 5 baby.

#FREE'DZEKE
#NOWFEEDZEKE

*2014

Top 5 in WRs 15-25.

>my eyeball test is all that matters
Well I say he is elite and my word means a lot more than yours. Stay shook nigga lmao

You know what I mean.

Hasn't been elite since 2013

Top 5 in the NFC lEast easily

Packers > Cowboys > Seahawks > Packers

Chiefs
Kelce
Rainbow Sherbert

Well, I'm a Tom Brady fan and my word means more, haven't I invited you to kiss my ass.

Yes

Seahawks
Sherman
Moose Trax

Raiders
Carr
French Vanilla

Cowshit bias, ignore this triptard

Cowboys have
-bad QB
-oline baby rb
-mediocre HC
-no secondary

8-8 at best

I'm sorry you're so blinded by hatred of the Cowboys to acknowledge a good player when you see one.

Top 5 WRs

1. Julio
2. Brown
3. Hopkins
4. Evans
5. Beckham

Didnt Dez Bryant shoot his mom or was that Aquib Talib?

I shot on your mom

I shot your mom's face with my potential children

My almonds are really getting activated by this

Top 5 RBs

1. Bell
2. Freeman
3. McCoy
4. Lynch
5. Elliot

it was Ray Lewis

O;d Bay BTFO

Top 5 TEs

1. Graham
2. Gronkowski
3. Olsen
4. Kelce
5. Bennett

Top 5 QBs

1. Brees
2. Rodgers
3. Ryan
4. Roethlisberger
5. Wilson

>wilson

Sorry i was wrong. Dez just beat up his mom (who birthed him as a 15 year old crack dealer) in 2012. Talib was the one who glocked of peace'd his mom.

Top 5 CBs

1. Sherman
2. Peterson
3. Trufant
4. Norman
5. Butler

Wilson is better than Carr. He deserves that spot.

Antonio Cromartie banged Lewis, Talib, and Bryant's mothers, now he has 14 kids

can win without an o-line

just watched the NFL.com bold predictions and can I just say, FUCK MICHAEL IRVIN, I mean, seriously, fuck him

last year
>Dak is best QB ever (because he's black)
this year
>black QB in Cleveland is amazing
>*they show video of him underthrowing a player*
>and Watson will be starting by week 5
>*they show him scrambling for 1 yard*

meme qbs will never succeed

This. Carr is a garbage time stat padder.

Not for long :^)

Top 5 Safeties

1. Thomas
2. Smith
3. Collins
4. Weddle
5. Mathieu

>losing to a garbage time statpadder twice, soon to be thrice
must suck to be a ravens fan hahahah

Y u so mad white boi

Carr couldn't even manage 200 yards against the Raven fuckfard. If not for Harbaugh's dumb choice to accept that penalty the Ravens would have won.

In 2012 he ranked kaep a top 5 QB

Kiss the ring, faggot. Your precious little Carr has nothing.

Will there come a time when every single Cowboys starter is either suspended or incarcerated?

No one likes you, your team, or your city

I thought Irvin got fired because he raped that girl
>even in retirement I still abuse women l

>muh refball
>muh ypg
Heh

>kiss the rings
3>2

because he shouldn't be on TV because he clearly doesn't know football

it's like hiring black coaches because they're black. I'm all for hiring minorities if they are comparable or better for the job, but don't put idiots in positions of power just because you need to get ratings/meet quotas

So /NFL/ what team is going to be a surprise dumpster fire this year?

I vote the Bengals

Why does Zeke look like he's a special needs person?

Not soon enough. Then that franchise can get folded for good.