ROCKIES @ DODGERS: PLEASE STOP DYING EDITION

Another day...


Rockies
German Marquez (R)

Dodgers
Yu Darvish (R)

Rockies
1. Charlie Blackmon (L) CF
2. DJ LeMahieu (R) 2B
3. Carlos Gonzalez (L) RF
4. Nolan Arenado (R) 3B
5. Gerardo Parra (L) LF
6. Ian Desmond (R) 1B
7. Alexi Amarista (L) SS
8. Jonathan Lucroy (R) C
9. German Marquez (R) P

Dodgers
1. Curtis Granderson (L) LF
2. Corey Seager (L) SS
3. Justin Turner (R) 3B
4. Cody Bellinger (L) 1B
5. Yasiel Puig (R) RF
6. Joc Pederson (L) CF
7. Austin Barnes (R) C
8. Logan Forsythe (R) 2B
9. Yu Darvish (R) P

>seager back
>grandal out of the lineup
winning starts now

would look better with utley instead of forsythe but i'll take it

utley can destroy somebody's leg from the bench

we will score over 10 runs and shut out the rockies tonight


Screencap this

This post didn't fly so good

>Stream fucks up
>Fix it
>All the sudden, CarGo HR

Wait, what?

Holy shit haven't seen that in a while.

watching boxing right now, but i'll check in this thread for any updates

WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

justin "wait why is my mvp going to some memey roider on a sub .500 team" turner

>Joc

...wait...

Rockies catcher is shit

WTF IS GOING ON!?

We back bois

AWESOME BARNES

Is this the light at the end of the tunnel? Have we made it?

You Garbage

No, you're still objectively worse than the Red Sox, Indians, Astros, and Rangers, And that's even if y'all make it all the way to the WS

Dodgers are back

>the dodgers have more wins than all of those teams
Dude, your not even trying lmao

In this one inning they've scored more rins than like the past 7 games right?

>going cold in September

Wins previously mean fuck all

>y'all
>post 2 teams from texas

laughinggirls.jpg

What's wrong with y'all? What is the proper alternative?

your mom

also is this guy balking everytime he pitches from the windup? i know it's not a balk with no runners on but there's a weird hitch in his giddy up

>catcher A has a .760 ops, can't catch and can't throw
>catcher B has a .880 ops, can catch and throw
>catcher A is the everyday starter

yeah because starting the same catcher every night for 162 games is such a great idea

...

yeah, we know. that's his point. barnes almost never plays

It's happening.

wow darvish ruins it in one inning

More excellent managing decisions from roberts.

lmfao booing your team 2 nights in a row.

MY DICK

SHOOK
H
O
O
K

>gives doyers a taste of victory
>snatches it away

Can this team be anymore fuckin' gutless?

The Kershaw-era Dodgers just can't handle ANY kind of pressure.

I'm not able to watch any of the game. I hope the fans there are booing their asses off at these sad sacks of shit.

Are they?

...

>Get the fuck out of here

>Baez

JUST

lol baez

of course he puts in baez. i fucking called it

I was saying boo-urns.

just home got fellas, nice to see ya
friendly reminder that the doyers will NOT win another game for the rest of the season

Checked

>88

Like pottery

>a professional shortstop

>Dodger fans booing literally everyone

why do they even send grandersson to the plate anymore? they should just tally an out when his hitting spot comes up and move to the next batter

hmm. that would really help with the pace of play. I think Manfred will love it.

I think that's the first time Turner has actually struck out to end an inning rather than the usual blown ump call followed by argument as it cuts to commercial

that quick pitch tho

lel

QUALITY screenie

So, granderson cant even ground out to right, Roberts doesn't pinch hit granderson for Taylor, of course seager hits a fly ball that would've scored kike from 3rd had granderson moved him over and good old turner k's looking. Team can't manufacture a run worth a damn

he is truly permanently affected

>w-why aren't they pitching me the way that I want them too?!

Cingrani went from absolute ass to one of the best pitchers in the bullpen. He's been fun to watch. Honeycutt meme magic

man i just can't help but love this rockies team
i always think i like the douchebacks more, but then i watch these rockies and everyone on the team just makes my luckswing bone tickle
if the highly-predictable WC game ends up happening, which it predictably will, i really don't know who i'm gonna bandwagon yet fellas. it's up in the air

Take the purple pill.

Dodger win streak begins now. screencap this.

also, i'd do Mary Hart.

REEEEEEEE STOP LEAVING RUNNERS ON BASE

....i'll still do Mary Hart

>you

Dodgers need a complete revamp of the team. The team clearly has been found out and are not adjusting to the game. And when I mean a revamp i mean throw all the farming system out and all the players on the roster out as well as the management. This system clearly isn't working and needs to be restructured.

N O L A N

ELITE

ian desmond has got to be the whitest looking black dude ever, or maybe the blackest looking white dude, i don't eve know which it is

grandersson is out again, what a surprise

DODGERS WILL WALKOFF TONIGHT

DODGERS WILL WIN THE NLDS

DODGERS WILL WIN THE NLCS

DODGERS WILL WIN THE WORLD SERIES

>Fields

>any of those happening

greg holland is looking fat as fuck

Granderson was a better met

much better, it suited him. he was always the lovable underdog who everyone wanted to see succeed. now on the high-expectations choke-squad. it's just all wrong for him, not what he's used to at all

greg is FAT as FUCK!

>dodgers behind, hopelessly hacking away for a home run in the late innings
it's like every dodgers postseason game ever

kek, bellinger, the late-innings choke-king, as exposed by Andrew Miller in the all star game

why did the royals give up on holland again?

puig can still tie it here

the choking dogs choke again

-t.j. Simers

>another game lost due to roberts being asleep

.the loud ass booing the dodgers feed has to mute.

>Cheatriots btfo
>Dodgers going down in flames after a perfect 3 run lead

WE LOVE IT

>roberts: we pitched really well today, I'm very happy with how they were striking the zone

>roberts: you should be encouraged after this one

Just fucking kill me

>roberts: it really pissed me off our own fans booed Baez when he's been having a great year

Fuck off