>OMG Laura, did that guy really buy a whole bag of popcorn all for himself? >Wow! I think he did! Do you think he's gonna eat it all by himself? >Haha, I think so yeah, Stefanie! Like OMG xD >Hey! Heeey you!!! You hungry? Hahahahahahaa.... >Stacy! Leave him alone.. you're so crazy girl! Like OMG.. Literally..
how do you react? remember, you've hidden your supersized extra cheesy nachos under your jacket on the seat next to you and were planning on eating them once the lights go out and nobody will notice.. but now..
Austin Russell
personally i'd ignore them and just eat the popcorn, but take the nachos home and eat them later as to not provoke any further interaction
Easton Ward
happy birthday to me i guess
Carter Russell
*eats popcorn*
Charles Peterson
pls respond so i can go to sleep
Samuel Hill
Smile and keep eating
Luke Johnson
but what about the nachos?
Gabriel Johnson
>WHY ARE YOU TALKING IN A FUCKING MOVIE
Tyler Nguyen
the movie hasn't started yet
Henry Sullivan
>that special place in hell reserved for child molesters and...
Nathaniel Young
I usually just get a slushie and if I'm feeling crazy I'll get a small or a medium popcorn
Carter Robinson
stare straight ahead and avoid eye contact, pretend I can't hear them
Sebastian Morgan
>report them to the usher >get them removed from the kinoplex >enjoy my food and film
Brayden Rivera
Im American so this never happens here. your question confuses me.
Daniel Reyes
>slushie
enjoy your diabetes
Jose Rivera
I go to the movies like twice a year so its not really a problem. Or are you one of those retards who actually believes that a single dose of sugar can give you diabeetus?
Caleb Young
Smile then offer them some of my popcorn, tell them that I really enjoy eating said popcorn and that the bag reminds of the times when my dad and I used to go to the theaters all the time munching on bags of popcorn, that is of course before he succumb and finally passed due to dementia.
Proceed to get prime bitch pussy for days.
Justin James
(You)
Dominic Jenkins
you guys don't sneak your own snack in? you really pay their prices?
Joshua Hill
I usually just get a hot dog or some fries.
Landon Powell
This is also a bizarre reality where people talk like OP quoted, so anything is possible.
Daniel Long
>fries very rare for a theater offer those
Christopher Young
>how do you react? "Shut that cunt's mouth, or I'll come over and fuck-start your head."
Samuel Stewart
some asshole keeps beating me to the harbor every morning and poaching all my crab traps, so lately I just been sucking it up and buying Alaskan king crab from the concession
Colton Sanders
Summon a nose trimmer and shove it in their eye-socket.
