/mlb/ General: HITTING FOR THE CHEESEBURGER CYCLE EDITION

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first for boston

Injuns desu

Fuck you OP. Im on keto and that picture looks delicious. I dont even like mcdonalds but id house a big mac right now. Cant wait til this cuts over

Bartolo Colon, is that you?

gg Padres, best of luck down the road.

You laugh at the Rangers now, but just you wait boys. We will dick the league so hard you'll call us "Daddy."

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Is this Loss?

Alright here's my argument:

Cheeseburger, Double cheeseburger, we can agree this is the natural progression. Now, just look at the size of the Big Mac vs. the Double Quarter pounder. The Big Mac is the big sandwich, it's also the flagship sandwich, iconic, making it clearly the home run.

Which leaves the triple. In my mind? Triple cheeseburger, easy. Although, I suppose one could argue for the Double Quarter pounder with cheese.

>dbags

Does McDonalds even make a triple?

>Giants win
>Dodgers can't get a break

We're fucked but hey

this.

Double quarter is bigger by weight though

MARINERS WIN!

As a matter of fact, yes.

mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/product/triple-cheeseburger.html

They had a break, familio estevez, and they blew it so hard.

for me, it's the mcchicken

Suck a shit out my ass with a bendy straw you menatlly impaired Seattle fruitcake.

>Dodgers are gonna win 117!

Does it? I suppose that makes sense, although aesthetically I see the Big Mac still. Two layers, reminds me of a double decker blast.

how do the memeiners, without fail, always linger on the edges of the postseason race only to falter at the very end?

I think it should be Cheeseburger, McDouble, Quarter pounder, Big Mac

>Dodgers are gonna win!

>Dbags choked to the Padres at home

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Dodgers

>seattle

McChicken = ground rule Double?

id rather lose the division than win and lose in the playoffs

Royals

Because they are Turkey baster full of hot grease up the butthole sodomites who don't know their dock from another man's elbow. Duck the Mariners.

I could accept this

typical Dudders cuckold, checks out

>losing to the dads

Done

6 is more than zero, child.

t. DG

Now this is a sport /mlb/ can play

>losing to fuckin everybody

explain this

Beautiful

Should be EAT for the burger cycle though

I'm going to go for it bros. Tomorrow I will go for the burger cycle and stream it on twitch

Hitting for the cycle is great, but when is someone going to win the adamantium sombrero? That is to strike out every appearance for an entire season.

has no pitcher done that before?

There

now add a mcchicken for extra innings eating

It's just a meme lad, this is NOT recommended you could die

I'm proud of you user.

Based user, I will always remember

The perfect tank.

>the Dodgers are up 4-1 at home
>choke and lose
>the Dbacks go down 8-0 at home
>fail to properly mount a comeback
>the Indians go up 3-0 at home
>win 5-0
One of these things is not like the others...

lol remember when the DBags lost their 13 game winning streak to the Padshits?

>This burger cycle nonsense
>Not just eating a burger an inning like a sensible person

I'm kind of disgusted by you guys

>DOYERS

13 OF 14

kek

What the fuck is going on in the NL West.

WE LOVE IT

Remember when they swept the Dodgers twice in a row?

The Dodgers only win in the PAST TWO WEEKS is a 1-0 win with their best pitcher on the mound against the San Diego Padres

LOL

>no team in history has won a world series after losing 13 of 14 in the regular season

Remember when the unstoppable Dodgers lost 3 of 4 to the Dads?

>16 straight
>yfw

Still gained a magic number

dodgers are a fucking mess
theyre gonna limp into the playoffs 10-20 over their last 30 and then lose the nlds 3-1

You seem upset

>tfw to intelligent too win the division

A mere 13 days ago, the Dodgers held a 21-game lead in the National League West standings. They enter play with a still-comfortable, but much less daunting 10-game lead over the Diamondbacks.

What’s more, Los Angeles is still six games ahead of the Houston Astros for the best record in baseball, and lead the Washington Nationals by seven games in the NL standings.


KEK, post season implosion KEK

...

And that's all you g-
>literal who reliever starting
....nevermind, carry on

...

>the ROTY aspirations of Bellinshit

>this damage control

kek

MULTIPLE

It is an implosion you retard. None of the pitchers can pitch, none of the hitters can be clutch all of which will come into play in the post season like it has for the last 5 years.

What the fuck happened to darvish

>Doyers postseason collapse
>It's not the postseason

Oh. I apologize, I was quoting an article saying that.

Didn't mean for you to assume I'm a Dodgers fan.

LMAOOO

HOW DO YOU FUCKING BLOW A 21 GAME DIVISION LEAD TO A MERE 10 WHOLE FUCKING GAMES?

>Josh "Waaaaay back and gone" Tomlin

16 was a good streak desu

And there will only be one magic number in the NLDS

3.

>rags
It's like fungus. It grows on other teams as well.

Cheeseburger:
>300 calories
>40mg of cholesterol
>680mg of sodium
>15g of protein

McDouble:
>380 calories
>70mg cholesterol
>840mg of sodium
>23g of protein

Quarter Pounder:
>530 calories
>100mg of cholesterol
>1090mg of sodium
>31g of protein

Big Mac:
>540 calories
>80mg of cholesterol
>950mg of sodium
>25g of protein

youtube.com/watch?v=T3phscjgc_A

>implosion
>still 10 games ahead division
>7 ahead NL
>6 ahead league
No one expected the dodgers to even contend against the giants this year
No one expected then to be a wild card team when the mets , nats and Marlins were suppose to be contending for one of those spots

Dodgers fans didn't expect 116 wins and don't care about it we just want the fucking chip that's all and by God we are going to win the fucking chip

Fuck regular season stats cap it you faggots

He's literally fleecing LA. He doesn't give a shit about rings, he just thinks playing in the AL west is comfy and is waiting to resign with the Rangers.

1750 Calories
290mg of cholesterol
3560mg of sodium
94g of protein

>Fuck regular season stats

this coming from the same fans who brag about season wins because they can't brag about any rings won in decades.

LOL. these mental gymnastics.

>Fuck regular season stats
>Fuck regular season stats
>Fuck regular season stats

If the Dodgers fuck regular season stats what do they have to show for all the money spent over the last 3 decades.

S E E T H I N G

>trusting grienke in the post season
Archie Bradley could start over grienke and be a safer bet

>the blue jays are making the playoffs, they said
>64-77
Will the leafs ever be right?

I'd rather my team have a perfect record in spring training than make it to the World Series and lose.

>roberts: you should be encouraged after this one

>Roberts shaming the fans in the post game conference for booing Baez because he fucking blows games.

LOSS ANGELES

AND IM FREE

Is larry dead?

No one was bragging but false flagging faggots

I'll admit I love to shitpost
>bros..
But no one expected this team to win 116 or 18 or what ever because we aren't blind retards like our divisional rivals which only 1 post on this board which are the giants

Those other fanbases don't exist

Someone will do this