What are they saying Sup Forums?

What are they saying Sup Forums?

>p... please don't kill me I'll let you fuck my wife she's just right over there

We agree to your terms of surrender, Lord Emu.

He is trying to get the emu to join forces against the carp

DELETE THIS

A picture says more than 1,000 words OP.

Roight this way, Mistuh Proime Ministah.

How's your wife and my kids?

>"akon - nobody" heard in the background

...

Cuz I got you~

...

all hail the mighty emu and our new flag

...

FPBP
And by a beaner

Aussie - " DAY COBBER"

Emu - "Fuck off Abo"

FUCKING EMU COLLABORATORS
Cunt like this took my bonza shitposting position, forced me into this scrappy timeslot. Had to pawn me ball and chain, I won't be able to afford me traditional convicts striped trakky daks soon

Is this what you are telling to the border patrol?

Unintelligible gibberish. You know, normal Australian speak.

>border patrol

No such thing.

>you have to fight that roo, emu

> not posting the cuck flag version
Not even we're that deluded

Sir step out of your vehicle.