>be a thai
>mumble 'fuck the king'
>get jailed for 18 years
LOOOL
Be a thai
Kayden Morris
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Josiah Watson
>be Flip
>stumble a bit while walking
>get executed for being a drug addict
Bentley Richardson
>be yank
>be constantly vulgar and act like a manchild
>get crowned president of all americans
Luke Williams
>be Swede
>say fuck the white race
>get a medal
Matthew Fisher
that's where you're wrong pal
Cameron Turner
>be toothpaste nigger
>say fuck the white race
>get a medal
>project onto Sweden
Jonathan Wright
>be dutch
>have a smoke and a pancake
>jump out of a window
Jace Ramirez
>be Dutch
>be 190cm tall
>still 10cm below sea level
Logan Jones
>be finnish
>think of something to say about dutch
>update and a lot of people already posted
Luis Bell
What's it like working at Tim Horton's
John Gonzalez
kek that's pretty good actually
Ayden Perez
I actually live 6 meters below sea level though.
So I'm actually 590 cm tall.
Carter Bailey
The funny thing is that the old king actually hated lese majeste laws, and if he had his way, those would be eliminated or at the very least toned down. Apparently the ones who really want the laws in place are the oligarchs and military, who allegedly use them as excuses to keep themselves in power.
Joseph Reyes
Is the Thai king gay?
Joshua Rodriguez
>be Clap
>walk down the street, listening to music
>get executed by police
edition.cnn.com
Jace Cox
>be french
>get glassed
Jaxson Long
He's allegedly a playboy, but he's had at least three wives (and divorced all of them), so I don't think so.
Caleb Walker
t. Bruce Paquiao
Andrew Adams
Cops are pigs. Black people are working on fixing that
Evan Thomas
Given how utterly aroused Thais get over the old king, I wouldn't be surprised if that was actually a just so story concocted to explain the dissonance between "The King is a great block" and "if we insult him, or his son's dog general, it's off to prison".
Robert Jones
>Be Swede
Oliver Walker
Nope, the king himself was the one who said that he wanted those laws to go away. He did it during one of his birthday speeches. It should be easy to Google it.
Ryder Cox
> Be Swedish/Norwegian/Danish/German/Dutch/English
>Let tens of thousands of muslims and black people rape their women.
>Dont to shit about it because they are all a bunch of pussies.
>Make fun of America and their bad ass president because they will NEVER be what they use to be.
Fuck Europe.
Joseph Morgan
Yeah, I don't often see straight men wearing short tank tops like that, makes the tat in his back look like a tramp stamp
Jonathan Reed
Trump is shit
>no wall
>no repeal
>literally nothing delivered
Luke Foster
>be thai
>can only provide sex male to male
Josiah Diaz
>be american
>unironically believe that a billionaire in one of the worlds most powerful positions is your best friend
Jaxon Gutierrez
>literally nothing delivered
LOL. My god your a fucking idiot.
Noah Harris
>flag.
Shut up bitch.
Ayden Nguyen
americans are such terrible posters, but it's no wonder when you all look like this
Landon Sullivan
>flag.
Shut up bitch.
Henry Cooper
>be american
>neurons can't produce enough energy to even insult properly
>get shot
Lucas Hall
So how is high school going?
Jackson Brooks
>be mongol
>live in finland
>elämä on laiffii
Aaron Brooks
and he had the power to commute those sentences no? why didn't he just commute everyone that was sentenced? he did so for some people but not others.
Ryder Mitchell
>your
>unironically using a terrible facebook tier image macro (which is against the rules)
are you lost old man?
Tyler Smith
embarrassing post
Jordan Nguyen
>be brit
>get run over by bus-kun
Hunter Diaz
>amerifat
>get shot
>
Logan Price
#REKT
Bentley Sullivan
why is the king a hooker?
Lucas Moore
Thailand is a degenerate shithole, they need military coup and cede Southern Thailand to Malaysia
Ian Russell
Reminder that Thais are the blessed children of the Chakri Dynasty and the immortal sires of the Sukhothai Kingdom that ruled over Greater Siam - the first and only power to conquer the entire Indochina Peninsula atop the ruins of the fallen Khmer Empire.
Meanwhile, Indonesia sucks shit.
>inferior food in general (especially compared to Thai cuisine)
>inferior martial arts (more people rightly practice Muay Thai)
>poor quality of life leading to boat people bound for Australia
>colonized by Europe but learned nothing
>dominated by worst religion (Islam)
>ugly women with awful fashion sense (even by Islamic standards)
>inferior Javanese genetics
>Jakarta at least 20 years behind Bangkok
>non-presence in global consciousness (more people know about Bali)
>more unwelcoming to foreigners and tourists than any other Asian country
>outlawed Christmas and Valentine's Day due to Islamic paranoia
>poorly defined national identity
>flag is just Poland flipped upside down
>language is just distorted Malay
>can't even have a Christian governor without the whole country chimping out
>women constantly getting turned into sex slaves and murdered by British businessmen
4th most populated country in the world and most people don't even know they exist. Indonesians themselves didn't even remember they had a seafaring empire until a Dutch archaeologist stumbled on some ancient ruins and started doing all the research.
You'd be hard-pressed to find a more unremarkable people.
Kevin Edwards
will you stop fighting
Christian Peterson
>> Be Swedish/Norwegian/Danish/German/Dutch/English
>>Let tens of thousands of muslims and black people rape their women.
lol. Do you honestly believe this? I doubt ten thousand cases of rape have even happened in all of those countries combined over the last 4 or 5 years put together. We don't all have to deal with crime on the same scale burgers do.
Juan Williams
>be malay
>belong to specific state mandated religion
>speak specific state mandated language
>break morality crime, so get sentenced to punishment by official state mandated religious court
Alexander Sanders
>be American
>Sverige är min vän!
Oliver Clark
Reminder that the Javanese is the most powerful race in southeast Asia:
- While other island niggers are nigging like the nigger they are, the Javanese build cities, temples, civilisation and empires
- Conquer most of southeast Asia, from Java up to present day Cambodia
- Kingdoms of mainland Indochina, including the Angkor and Khmer empire are descended from the Javanese en.wikipedia.org
- Create the largest Buddhist temple in the world en.wikipedia.org
- Unite the Nusantara en.wikipedia.org
- BTFO Mongol scum en.wikipedia.org
- BTFO Malay Srivijayans so hard they have to run from Sumatera to Malaya en.wikipedia.org
- Literally destroy and massacre the entire medieval Singapore en.wikipedia.org
- True culture creator: Wayang, Gamelan, Batik, Kebaya, Keris, etc? all originated from Java. if your ethnic have them, they're just cheap copy of superior Javanese creation (this goes to Indonesians, Malays, and Singaporeans)
- Indonesia=Javanesia, Indonesia is a Javanese country, if you're non Javanese Indonesian, you're a second class citizen, an inferior creature, a wong daerah, we laugh at you spouting Bhineka Tunggal Ika thinking its diversity motto while in truth its religious tenet from Majapahit empire, affirming your obedience to the Javanese race
- The Javanese are not Austronesians, but Austroasians/Indochina genetically, thus superior from island nigger blogs.discovermagazine.com
Reminder that while you jungle nigger are busy doing jungle things like eating people or doing jungle dance or some shit we're laughing at you while doing civilised things like listening to refined gamelan music and watching Wayang reenactment of tales of Ajisaka, our glorious ancestor
Aiden Thomas
You'll get em next time.
Henry Stewart
>be finnish
>drink a quart of vodka
>cry yourself to sleep
Easton Ross
He looks like a bouncer at a gay bar
Jackson Reed
>Reminder that the Javanese is the most powerful race in southeast Asia:
Stopped reading here. You're just brown monkeys, get over it.