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FREITAG
HSV 0 - 2 RB Leipzig

SAMSTAG
Mönchengladbach 0 -1 Frankfurt (HZ)
FC Augsburg 2 - 0 FC Köln (HZ)
Wolfsburg 0 - 0 Hannover (HZ)
Freiburg 0 - 0 Dortmund (HZ)
Mainz 1 - 1 Leverkusen (HZ)
Hoffenheim - Bayern (18:30)

SONNTAG
Hertha - Werder Bremen (15:30)
>Schalke - Stuttgart (18:00)

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Did VAR save the bundes?

who here /gfd/?

*farts*

hello

hmmmm...

well done

They're not sitting

how is the war on drugs going over there in flipland btw?

are there any drug dealers left alive?

Wonder how many non germans get the reference in this pic.

it brings butthurt and memes

this

Not me

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI

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Finally this stupid Hannover meme is over

This pic came up when the "auto" autosaging started and /bundes/ used to interchange letters in the subject field. For example /bundes/, became /bündus/, /bondos/, /bendes/ etc. The pic is a about a famous german children song with the name "Drei Chinesen mit dem Kontrabass" where you interchange voels after every sung verse.

>BETAKUSEN >BETAKUSEN >BETAKUSEN >BETAKUSEN >BETAKUSEN >BETAKUSEN >BETAKUSEN >BETAKUSEN >BETAKUSEN >BETAKUSEN >BETAKUSEN >BETAKUSEN >BETAKUSEN >BETAKUSEN >BETAKUSEN >BETAKUSEN >BETAKUSEN >BETAKUSEN

DIALLO

>neverkusen

*vowels

>neverkusen
The gift that keeps on giving.

Thx dudes
For me it's the 'a' verse

god damn it score already

I am sure things will turn out ok

probably yeah, but my friend's local weed dealer shut up shop
the squads can't even do their job properly, they just shot two 17 year old students cause they fucked up and claimed "they retaliated"

??
Either way her name is Hoda Fadel

Finnish meme striker is on for vizeküssen

>that Hradecky save
nice

hoping for the best friendo

gonna get me some nice comunio points

that is a mean

Nobody will care about the first three games of the season when you lift the Europapokal in May.

you now remember teemu pukki

I guess so

>the freiburg will soon be moving out of that comfy stadium

gooood morgen

morgen

The mainz staidum is empty af

morning

yeah

uma morninho delicia

>it's another 80% posession and six times more shots on target 0-0 draw episode

>THE CITY OF PILLEN

ello

SERDAR

>Nevereverkusen

>neverkusen

:(

Do you think Carlo doesn't play Müller because he is cross dressing and as we all know Italians are transphobic?

>sell Toprak
>don't get an adequate replacement
>concede 8 goals in 3 games

herrlich!

FICK JA HANNOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HARNIK HARNIK

>Ihr in /bundes/ habt leicht reden. Hockt hier und hab schon drei Weißbier intus.

HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER

>und hab schon drei Weißbier intus.
I wish

moin

yes hi

bom dia

hello

No spoiler, please.

What a mem goal

I want sex

they would have conceded 12 goals with toprak

>dat leno save
Nice

it was probably the first hackentor by an austrian in history

unless cheeky toni polster did it before

Stop replying like this you faggot

Might sound biased but
>don't keep chicharito
>sell toprak
>the empty trophy cabinet of neverkusen

>all those audio problems
the city of sky

Hackentor and Doppeltunnel

I wonder if the Effzeh can manage the double of relegation and Euro.

...

>no VAR used there
riggy
diggy

are you frankfurt now?

what a powerful statement on modern day life

really makes me think!

Frankfurt and hoffenheim.

Is this where Federer lives?

nice, at this rate you will become majority of frankfurt too

>the state of Aubameyang

more like >the state of that ref
he should ve let the game go, it was a faul on BVB player ffs

no

>Cuckmund

No, rather because he's shit.

Yeah, don't understand why he didn't just play advantage. The ball had already moved on 20m from the position of the foul, and was still in their possession.

why dont you just drink weißbier then

why? isnt it way more difficult than masturbating with the same reward?

Pulisic needs to go to Bayern. Bvb is holding him back

Sokratis you flopping bitch

Why are americans so obsessed with cuckolding?

no I was talking about the chance for Auba afterwards, piszczek diving header and Auba still doesn't get to it

Also yeah, Auba really hasn't got much service now has he? You're right about having to play advantage though.

no, you can't knutschi yourself

>Yarmolelko

>get help by VAR
>still can't win in Freiburg

kek, why is BVB so goddamn pathetic?

JESUS

Wew, this has been a hard season for Buyern but they prevailed yet again.

I'm going to meet with a few friends in the evening and if I'm going to start drinking now I'm either too drunk or too tired to meet with them. Plus I'm still somewhat hungover

>lmaolenko

>Yarmolenko
Another briliant transfer from Dortmund

>yarmolenko
International breaks were a mistake

It's the intellectuals fetish.

I have the feeling he needs one more good season for bayern to care, otherwise they will most likely brand him as a 1-or-2-season wonder.

What's their problem?

okay

I like how stadia in the bundes adverts sell stuff like windows and doors while in England it's betting sites and foreign airlines

international breaks, freiburg's bus parked harder than the north korean elite, general all around shit play and mistakes on the individual level.

i understand

are you interested in my opinion?

Losing so much to bayern broke their minds and put them on an eternal runner up mentality.

sure why not?