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anime and so on

my brit bf didn't come to /lat/ today....

want to die on the inside lads

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>/r/neoliberal crossposter
desu i wish there was an /r/neoliberal discord or something, i want to talk to them but i cba using reddit.

i find myself in the weird position of being both a very bloodthirsty social democrat and prepared to listen to points of common ground with neoliberals since my depression cleared up.

she just went to sleep annoyed because she could barely hear me

this is the only pro-meat argument i will accept desu, "i simply don't have any empathy for animals" is a lot more respectable than "it won't make a difference", "humans need to eat meat" or any of the other lies pushed by Big Slaughter

prefer meat haram tbf

>he isn't a lacto-ovo-pescatarian

babestation

playstation

remember to live life on the veg

Love oil and gas
Love getting our pipes to tidewater
Hate solar
Hate the sun
Hate old growth forests

simple as

>openly admitting to browsing reddit

t. shia

Your grandma?

Love anime girls, simple as.

no you're not
you're just trying to push your islamophobic rhetoric onto others
fuck off

how the fuck do you talk dirty to a woman?
yes yes I will gladly insert my willy in there and provoke many orgasms

>so user, gone out with any girls recently?

hrm
ah yes
there is no difference between "any product made under capitalism" and one specific type of overpriced ultra-luxury directly connected to loads of issues in opposition to your stated beliefs.
if you want a computer why not get a Thinkpad or something else and load Linux on it?

all smartphones are made in sweatshops with human rights abuses
there is no ethical consumption under capitalism

what about "i accept the ethical tenets of veganism but i have literal autism and chicken is one of about 5 things i can actually eat"

my gf
phone's mic is broken and my headphones are shitty chink ones

>leftypol

what are the other 4?

>if you want a computer why not get a Thinkpad or something else and load Linux on it?

You're confused. This has nothing to do with communism or Marxist theory

yeah your mum lmao

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honestly the less you say the better
it always sounds awkward if you try to be the count of monte cristo or whatever
just get close, touch her, say a few nice things in her ear and move on.
girls are more physical than cerebral.

God bless America

>he doesn't buy autism-friendly vegan foods

they aren't and if you need a smartphone you don't NEED an iphone

you like this average-sized cock, baby?

I have strong doubts that thinkpads are manufactured in better conditions than macs.
Nonetheless, regardless of whether I buy it or not it'll still be produced and pushed elsewhere, and other people who don't have the time or effort to even consider the production conditions will buy it.
Hell, most non-meme communists can even make the point that capitalists are also victims of capitalism - because they're dedicating all their time to doing capital's bidding, instead of doing whatever they'd want to do in a classless stateless yada yada it's not happening.

Poor working conditions, etc, are all secondary objections to capitalism that appeal to emotion, not the primary issues involving surplus labour and so on and whatever.

Hmmmm

bet she has a boyfriend

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bread
smash
supernoodles
spaghetti hoops

>they aren't
hmmm... dubious claims. Apple are reported on about their labour practices because they're a "luxury" brand and people don't expect them to be shitty to their workers. They're probably even less shitty than other smartphone manufacturers, and are at least held to more account.

youtube.com/watch?v=LhMuQ8JBBXo

>I have strong doubts that thinkpads are manufactured in better conditions than macs.
Lenovo has a great record actually and is the only laptop company with several lines confirmed to come from "ethical" sources
meaning not African slave miners or sweat shops but more legitimate businesses.

Bet they're still all shit compared to western working conditions.

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bauxite mines are shitty wherever user
laptops don't work without materials that are made/extracted in horrible working conditions

humans were meant to eat meat and evolved with meat in their diet for literally millions of years

vegans are scientifically less smart than meat eaters as meat consumption cultivates greater brain development. sorry just the facts lads

Is Lenovo a workers co-op? If not then it's using exploited slave labour like any other corporate dictatorship

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that's why they need anti-suicide nets outside their factories I imagine
again, why an iPhone???
people only get upset because they are self conscious about their bourgeois lifestyle being in direct contradiction to their supposed beliefs (which are really just fashion statements)

ah yes, heartaches
that's usually what I do (mostly because I don't know what to say) but it seems it wasn't enough this time
what do you do when you can't be physical (over the phone for example)?

>duckface
>sunglasses obscuring half the face, can't discern eye symmetry (very important for facial attractiveness)
>fake blonde hair
>short
>does pilates once-a-week body
>feminine qualities are lackluster - hips aren't particularly wide, and breasts appear slightly saggy and too far apart

Her male equivalent would only match with ~3-8%

It's really annoying dating girls when I live with my parents, because I can't bring them back to mine and if they can't bring me back to theirs then everything becomes more difficult.

Yes but she is young, white, not overweight and has a pussy/tits combo

what phone is for the proletariat user? what would be acceptable under your standards

capitalism is evil
*posted from my ipad*

hrm
ah yes
people have to do work no mater what! so might as well buy an 8 000$ iMacPencilPlusElite+ because I'm such a good commie lol, check out this epic Marx sticker xD
its all the same duuude, no ay I'm gonna buy some android phone or whatever, gross!

>western commies

There's a huge difference between buying food which is organic/free range/pthalate-free/2-4-5 plastics/hormone free/non GMO/local produce/etc, and then just giving up and buying an iPhone - the epitomal personal product of today's capitalism.

>again, why an iPhone???
Because I want to use iMessage to talk to my grandmother.
I'm upset because it's a stupid argument, I'm not even a communist. Though the hypocrisy argument could well be applied because I'm inclined towards protectionism. Again, though, I'm always going to buy the cheapest thing - I just want the state to ramp up the prices on foreign things to level the playing field.

so fucking hungry

get your own place
Scandis are kicked out at 18

hope none of you right wing lads use the NHS or the police or anything
how hypocritical would that be? haha

I never ever talk on the phone simple as.

What a nice thread, lads.

Is it possible for a US citizen to get on the NHS?

unflattering picture of molyneux on the frontpage of the guardian

>capitalists can use the NHS
>socialists can't use buy an iPhone

Wait a second...

the new soviet man's need only shout a message with its intended location for it to be sent via shouted chinese telephone

something that isn't an obscene luxury and symbolic of conspicuous consumption.
like HTC and Huawei are very good in these terms.

Would rather experience the difficulty than pay an extra $300 a week + additional starting expenses

modern commies aren't really commies. they just say they are to fit in with their bent leftist friends

>he still uses artificially-scented dryer sheets
>he still coats his clothing with unhealthy pthalate estrogen mimics that reduce sperm counts
>he didn't spend $20 on organic new zealand wool balls that will last for 50 years

both produced in chinese sweatshops

Got a real thing for trashy, spastic girls with coloured hair

Kind of wish the 'scene' or emo scene was still going on

if this were a man i'd assume he's being ironic but because it's a woman i assume the irony is lost on her

am i sexist

>I'm inclined towards protectionism. Again, though, I'm always going to buy the cheapest thing - I just want the state to ramp up the prices on foreign things to level the playing field.
the cheapest thing would probably be very expensive if the government "leveled the playing field"

wonder why I didn't do that
she says no to me all the time when she's not in the mood
I just didn't expect her to ask me to actually talk
that's it, next time I'll say I don't want to. The solution was easier than I thought

lol alright pinko
typical as always
>oh no I love the workers xD but check out my gucci sunglasses and iPhone 8 mummy bough me, it's even Red like my ideology!

Lol

>he accepts protection from the police despite that being paid for with money stolen off hard working people who made their own business and got rich
you make me sick

HTC is Taiwanese and not made in sweatshops.
but I imagine for the average "commie" doing any work is practically a death sentence.

is stefan "stevie steve" molyneux a white nationalist

gf once demanded that I do vocal-only 'cybersex' over skype and I have to say that they were by far the worst wanks of my life

Why do these trogdolytes feel superior for posting anti-capitalist rhetoric on a hyper-capitalistic social media network from their hyper-capitalistic laptop/tablet instead of a phone?

And its not like all these people complaining are posting from their public library.

no you're just wrong, it's sh0eonhead's troll account

have honestly no clue what this sloppy sentence is supposed to mean

Yes, he's a neonazi

Eh, not really a concern.

Don't care about the workers
Obsessed with the balance of trade.

who the fuck is shoe on head

great now I feel like a complete retard because I didn't just say no
shall have this hunt me while I try to sleep for the next 20 years

cool. i wasn't sure whether he was a dirty kike or not

i'm at work user :)

Got really interested in the etymology around Cannabis yesterday. It seems politically, "marijuana" is a term of derision and "cannabis" is a term of advocacy, so I did some research.

"Mariguana" is a Mexican-Spanish slang word from the 1800s used in Mexico and a few other parts of Latin America (due to Mexican influence). The exact etymology isn't known, but it's believed to be a Native word. Since cannabis mostly arrived to the United States through Mexico, "Marijuana" became the name of the street drug. Before the early 20th century, "Marijuana" wasn't used in any part of the English speaking world, and the name stuck due to anti-cannabis American politicians using the scary sounding street name when campaigning against cannabis, intentionally associating the drug with illegal immigrants and Mexican criminals (they weren't wrong).

The plant/flower/drug has had many names throughout history as an illicit substances that has attracted many slang idioms. What did Anglophones call Marijuana before we had the word Marijuana (before the early 1900s)? "Hemp" referred to the fibers which were used to make rope, clothes, paper, and sacks. "Cannabis" is the scientific name of the plant, as well as the earliest name for the plant, used by Herodotus in the 5th century BC in Ancient Greek, the same word "Qunubu" being used in the Semitic languages and Persian. Cannabis is the most generalised term the refers to every part of the plant without any bias. Sources before the 1900s are most likely to refer to the plant as Cannabis?

"Hashish" is an Arabic word used in much of the world (Europe, Africa, Asia). It's actually a specific preparation of cannabis, but it's often used to refer to the drug in general. "Weed", "grass", and very similar terms exist in a lot of languages due to the colour and the nature of the plant.

In general, cannabis has a lot of names because it's a very silly plant that deserves a lot of silly names.

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>fakes an orgasm and pretends to be super tired so she will let me go and I can watch tv

Living with parents is handy af.
Just tolerate your mum calling every grill you bring back a whore.
I remember that sneaking grills out bit before people woke up.
Then again, my mum would make breakfast for the ones she approved of. I married one.
Mums are smart.

google it you absolute faggot

a character from whoville

No no no user, you see, for your complaints to be valid they have to meet the absurd standards of the capitalist stooges for some reason!