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Unkle Meltdown edition

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LETS START THE SHOW

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can somebody give me a quick rundown?

Any updates?

He's $200,000 in debt and just bought 13 TV's

yeah, but he's probably lurking here so you just blew that one

What does he need with 13 tvs? What’s he going to watch?

to sell them cause he got too much debt to actually get money anywhere but he had some credit at the store. he bought 13 tv's to flip them at a loss just cause its a way to get his hands on cash

He deleted all of his tweets. Is he gonna an hero soon?

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it is not fucking fraud, this meme needs to stop. he did not commit fraud, he did nothing illegal.

hi curtis!

I really like these threads, please keep em going

It's nice to be able to safely make fun of him from here where I can't be sued

Does anyone have a download of Drkunk?

>Kendrick Lamar bows down to Unkle Adams
>In contact with Alien Amplificadores
>Possesses beastmode abilities
>Control Canadian schools with an iron but fair fist
>Owns studios & offices
>Direct descendant of the ancient British blood line
>Will buy the first cities on Mars and flip them for cash (Unkgrad will be be the first city)
>gave his money to 99% of music video editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Unkle Adams nephews
>said to have 15+ IQ
>regularly goes on tour around the world (not geographically, timewise)
>You likely are ohdearing right now
>The Unkle is in regular communication with a bank manager
>learned fluent freestyle in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with him. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, and now there's none in Ft. Adams either

heh...that's what you think kid...
better have some good lawyers

Source on this please.

youtu.be/vfhfD5PKyHA

oh sorry meant to direct this to you

Thanks, I figured.
Do you think this guy has a mental disease?

You don't know what credit fraud is. I appreciate the meme though.

You can tell he's retarded.

Big forhead, mong face, narrow eyes.

He seems fairly stable emotionally I think he's just gone so far down this weird rabbit hole of trying to get his rap career going that he's now completely delusional about it and thinks he can just throw money at it until he achieves fame or success

There's something wrong with this guy mentally.

I'm not a psychologist so I don't know what, but there's something wrong.

I didn't make it. Took it from the facebook group

>Goes in 200k+ debt
>Sells, TVS, his house and is apparently trying to sell his car now
>Plans to put ALL this money back into his music so he can get famous and pay off debt

Even Drumpf isn't this delusional

This happened to me when i was like 11 and mom gave me 100$(big money in Russia) to pay for something and I spent a little bit of it and then was like 'ah fuck it' and just wasted the whole thing even though I knew it was extremely retarded and would get a hell of a punishment later.

check out this edgy leftie who destroys trump with just 1 nickname

Kek. I never understood the Drumpf thing anyways. Is it supposed to make him mad or hurt or scared to be called that?

for those who missed it, here's a folder with some of his old stuff
drive.google.com/file/d/1kQ_GmT3qGXbZ3VJj2EqiljTFwKHXjTZC/view

oof

unk posting is the best thing that's happened to this board in a while

it’s a low effort insult created by the grandmaster cuck himself even though his name is some gay fairytale shit too

soundcloud.com/choofers/unkle-adams-original-choppnd-n-skrewd-by-dj-ch00f

>complains about low effort insults
>still uses 'cuck'

Trump got triggered by John Stewart making fun of him so he called him out actually being named Lebowitz on twitter so they revealed his family name is actually Drumpf, which also sounds silly and retarded.

megalomania is absolutely a mental disorder

kek

>being a cuck
>fandango posting
>being a cuck

>Doubling down on using baseless stupid buzzwords when called out for it

I thought Mr. IT’S 2017!!!! himself started the blumpf thing

oof

youtube.com/watch?v=mjTLdSl-29Q
new update bois

>being this much of a cucktard numale
top soy

Tripling down and proving my point more, impressive.
Keep proving my point.

>another $20,000 loan
>buys a car
well I guess you need to get around somehow but goddamn

You don't really understand irony do you?

(((cuck numale soyboy nigger faggot bugman)))

>He voted for trump

Yikes

>bugman
mild_chuckle.jpg

he's on a mission, guys
he's gonna make thigs happen
buckle up

you can get a civic for 3k and it’ll last longer than whatever heap of shit he spent 20k on

hell you can get a lexus IS for sub 1k and it’ll outlast you

i don’t actually know what that one means

Sup Forums is getting too hip for me

>I used that many to buy a car, 5k in legal fees and a bunch of other stuff
Dunno what legal fees he is talking about but he basicly just blew another 20 grand

youtube.com/watch?v=Gz1a2e4WLHs

youtube.com/watch?v=0J7I4BXbZLk

how can one man be so absolutely fucking retarded

He never had a chance with that face

what a guy

youtube.com/watch?v=ae8rYAohpRg

i kekd

>just a comedy video
>It's still terrible

so what do we do when he actually gets famous in some retarded stroke of luck

Take credit of course.

I'd argue he is already famous.
I'd kill to have the kind of exposure this guy already has. Even if its bc of a negative reason.

this.
I bet he spending all this money so he can dip outta life after

what if he cant pay back the money thou?

but like actual fame not just the guy everyone’s laughing at on twitter this month

I guess you mean infamous dud

lmao

Fucking kek

he can declare bankruptcy, but it would absolutely destroy his credit

quick rundown on this credit stuff pls.
what would a trashed credit prevent him from doin after?

but that implies he did something bad

He made bad music according to people..right?

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It would take a lot of time to rebuild his credit to the point where he could be get any loans. And even then the lender would probably require a co-signer.
Plus the interest rates on any loans or credit cards he managed to get would be higher than normal

>There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, and now there's none in Ft. Adams either
here's your (you)

he committed vehicular manslaughter and covered it up. he’s in rap entirely because he needs hush money to keep it hidden, but there’s been no ROI for him

>heyyy fagggooot

tbqh lads it's not bad, probably the best hook in his entire career

once unk gets ALAM you'll be eating your words u stupid piece of shit

this ride feels almost over, he's gonna an hero soon lads

Anyone?

see

Lmao holy shit

Buying a house or a car. He wouldn't be approved to get a loan for any of that stuff.

Name one successful Canadian rapper outside of Drake who had industry connections anyway

He would be unable to get a loan of any kind, except for some insane interest rate Indian loan. He would not be able to rent housing, as some landlords do credit checks. He also would have difficulty finding work since some employers do credit score checks as well. His auto and home insurance rates would be higher as well. Credit scores are a bunch of bullshit.

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>new

>originew

these are getting stale
when is he going to release alam part 10

Shad? k-os? Buck 65?

I said successful

The first 9 parts were released all in one day, and the events took place over the course of 4-5 months
I'm guessing its gonna be a few more months until he releases the next few parts
If he even has internet access by then and hasn't gone full homeless mode

>being denied things because you've proven yourself to be irresponsible is a bunch of bullshit

I'm saying it's bullshit that something can fuck you over forever, even when it's beyond your control to begin with. I'm not saying Unk didn't fuck himself over. I'm just speaking generally.

He won't be releasing anything anytime soon I don't think.

He's been having a meltdown the last few days.

debt collectors are probably at his doorstep