*stands in your way*

*stands in your way*

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jesus, that thing could rip me to shreds

Sourdough bread?

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS
youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
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cue the hempforce mustard

I'd throw some red meat (I usally keep a steak or two in my backpack) and run away

The carnivore couldn't resist an easy meal like that

You forgot the pic

>implying Joe would eat some market red meat

that shit better be elk or bear meat, faggot

>DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE

kills me f a m

Jamie

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SPAM THIS SHIT ON JOES FACEBOOK MY DUDES

INFRARED FOOTAGE OF A UFO FROM A CHILEAN ARMY HELICOPTER

REAL SHIT

>be literally a foot taller

>push the manlet down

pull

>get high off dmt fumes
>blast off
>talk to elves
>learn that jews are responsible for everything
>go to pol
>repeat

>wait 2 seconds for him to hear my laugh

Why hasn't Joe had that height surgery where they break and extend your legs done yet?

Bro you think that would help you?

Can you even do a spinning back hell to someones head

you see that show last night about those kids from Vanuatu who jump off cliffs with no bungee cord to prove that they've become men? crazy shit I couldn't believe what I was seeing
they're in the air for like 20 seconds and they just hit the ground
jamie can you pull it up?
i mean some of them don't make it, right? some of them have got to die doing that shit
jamie?
have you seen the chimpanzees they've got down there?

wow, you're 5'9?

*stands in doorway*

DID SOMEBODY SAY SOURDOUGH!?!?!?!!!1!!

tell him i saw a coyote today

my

PULL THIS CRAZY VIDEO UP JAMIE

WAIT WE MIGHT GET PULLED FROM YOUTUBE

cock

Hope your dog was inside bro.

Good luck with that

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Gotta love Eddie's commentary

Oh come on.

I've met him.

...

Shut up pussy! Watch this wolf jack a eagle

>'sup brah?

>go to bathroom
>pee in a jar till its full of urine
>when he's not looking throw the jar at him and say "hey bald man"
>he turns as the glass hits him
>he is on the ground with glass and piss on his face
>make my escape

>step right over him and continue on my way

>when someone near me watches CNN