You always say you could do better

you always say you could do better

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a show about memes, each season focusing on a specific memes rise and fall

Little girl wakes up as a grown man. In her bed.

I legitimately worry that it's a good plot for a television show and it will be stolen though

mind you I have no interest in going into the tv business and even trying to do anything with it

The Fourth Crusade

A man gets into a car accident and has no insurance, so the judge orders him to be the other guys butler.

Roommates
theyre poor
Its wacky

tv slot please.

share it with the world user

Something about cops resolving crimes. Its still pretty vague in m'y head but it could work.

Her original body right there too. In coma.

Sam Beckett jumps into the body of Captain Jonathan Archer and spends the entire series narrating his life pretending to be the captain.

Its about a BIG GUY, but only for you.

>door knocking
>"Honey, you okay?"

I already did, it's called TK Iooker. It's a vehicle for Xilliam Thatner, look for it in the fall.

Then why the fuck would you care if someone stole it you autist?

Delete this, this is legitimately good enough to get made and go to series, it will get stolen if you leave it up.

Finn Wolfhard in Bailey Jay: The Early Years.

In series finale we realize that main hero actually a psycho pedophile who poisoned that girl.

some kid tries to kill himself by forcing cops to shoot him in the first episode. next episode he wakes up in a hospital bed perfectly fine, so he jumps out the hospital window to finish the job. He wakes up in a hospital bed again with cia agents begging this retard to stop killing himself as its hard to cover up. There are other cases of suicidal people being unable to die all over the country. The rest of the show is about how the us govt compiles a crack team of these depressed fuckwads and sends them on ludicrous missions that they all die multiple times over the course of while also trying to figure out why the fuck they can't for the life of them die

I imagine it'd be a dark comedy/drama.

Also the "Suicide Squad" name is taken so I'd probably call it "The Kill-Yourself Crew"

John Something is a dude in his late 30s, he lives with his best friend who's also his secretary/assistant/everything, he was one of the few people around the world that 20 years ago were accidentally blessed by some inexplicable event, a giant hole in the sky appeared above Rome and then disappeared after couple of minutes, no one ever understood what happened.
In the next years a hundred of people around the world got some sort of power, they can "connect" with something, they hear in their mind the very first song they heard in their life and they know they can do something, but nothing exceptional.
Our main character can connect to 90s technology, he can make old stereos armonize, could alter the speed of CD players, can talk binaries with old 486s, can save other people memories in Playstation memory cards and such.
However he didn't use this gift for something useful in the past, he used it for became a minor tv personality, getting laid with various minor skanks, get a shitload of drugs (drugs actually help him making dreams that are related to distant events taking place at the moment) and being dumped by his high school sweetheart, a woman that he still obsessed with even if she got married with kids, befriended Kim Jong Un, becoming Enron's testimonial just days before the crack and such.
Now he tries to put his life together, trying to stay clean and using his abilites to help people and companies, just asking for few money for doing his job.
And then a lot of bizarre events happen, and an alzheimer old lady who seems to be able to read the future told him he's going to die three times.

>Adaptation of Paradise Lost poem (Adam & Eve story from the Devil's perspective) using 2D animation with special style, think of HP: Deathly Hallows Pt. I animation

>Live action TV series about the rise and golden days of Byzantine empire. Otherwise another one about Hannibal of Carthage

>A horror-thriller film about Jim Corbett hunting down maneating tigers/leopards. Seen from the perspective ot both the hunter and the hunted.

But after years with our favorite hero, we can't judje him, because he's our "Fast grown, wrong hormone"

>Big Bang Theory
In reality, Leonard's mother was actually a lesbian, Raj married Bernadette and Leonard married Amy. All of this is revealed in the final episode of the show. It is explained that Sheldon had been keeping a diary since season 2 and had written a fictitious 'version' of his life and friends because he thought it was better that way, and we didn't ever witness what was ever really happening, only Sheldon's fictitious version of it.

Star trek but underwater

Dude, there's manga called Ajin. Read it.

Just titled it 'Samsara' (sanskrit word, it literally means rebirth/cyclical/reincarnate). You can put some vaguely spiritual theme there.

2 kikes fresh from israel have to pretend to be gentiles when they accidently body swap with 2 wealthy germans during the third reich due to nazi paranormal shite
the wealthy germans also experience modern day israel[/spoiled]

can't think of a good title though

A guy posts a thread to an imageboard soliciting tv ideas under the guise of frivolous chat but in fact he labors to create actual television series based on every single idea posted in the thread. Several ideas produce hit shows and OP becomes rich and famous and powerful. He uses private investigators to determine who posted what to the original thread that he mined the ideas from so he can have the posters bought off at low prices. Those who refuse to be bought off... well, OP has other solutions in mind.

Two guy friends who are cucking each other but don't realize it. That's the first episode. The rest of the series would expand from there.

this would be better as a movie

The protagonist is a Japanese high school student. He is an avid collector of Nazi memorabilia and an extreme Holocaust denier. One day, when walking back from the local antique shop, he gets hit by a truck.

When he wakes up, he finds himself on a train packed full of people. Looking into his reflection in the window, he realizes he's become a Jewish boy in 1943, and he's headed straight to Auschwitz.

Using his knowledge of the events he once believed to have never happened, will our protagonist be able to escape and get back to his own time?

Find out in "I Can't Believe I Was Turned into a Jew and Sent to a Nazi Concentration Camp!"

wtf i love pedophiles now

Make him into a Sup Forums poster, and we just got a pure comedy-kino.

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ironically, this is very similar to the plot of the Twilight Zone: the Movie segment on which Rob Morrow and two Vietnamese children lost their lives at the hands of - wait, why the fuck is the guy Japanese to begin with? Is Holocaust denial common in Japan? I thought they just liked the look.

mad dies in the street surrounded by frogs, fade to black - 3 weeks earlier

By the last episode they're ass2ass while the woman looks on, flicking herself off with a feral hunger. Yeah, I think CBS would buy this.

yeah that segment sucked. Just like all the segments. Anyway, that's not irony. And that segment sucked cause there was no real twilight zone feel. It was just an asshole who got murdered for no reason. Thanks for the life lesson.

A sitcom set in a movie theatre.

Characters:
>Robert the token black guy. Does the black guy jokes like drinking orange soda incessantly and saying 'sheeeiiittt' at opportune moments
>Doug the stoner. Idiot who always gets into stupid situations. Always cleaning up popcorn and dirty toilets.
>Sally the cute Jewish ticket ripper. Generally wants the best for everyone. Wears low-cut blouse of course.

Mid show they can show movie trailers while the characters comment. Kind of like Beavis & Butthead's music videos.

He doesn't get murdered in it, does he though, doesn't he return to the bar as if it had all been a dream? The irony would have been Landis and Spielberg's heritage.

Kim Jong Un as an Oliver Hardy type character and Vlad Putin as a Stan Laurel type character. Follows their comedic mishaps as they get in trouble throughout the world.

Didn't mean to quote

>Bill Connor is an outspoken bigot who is bitter after being passed over for a promotion in favor of a Jewish co-worker. Drinking in a bar after work with his friends, Bill utters racial slurs towards Jews, Blacks, and Asians. A Black man sitting nearby asks him to stop, embarrassing Bill's friends. Bill leaves the bar angrily, but when he walks outside, he finds himself in occupied France during World War II. He is spotted by a pair of SS officers patrolling the streets, who ask him if he is Jewish. A chase ensues, and Bill ends up on the ledge of a building, where he is shot in the arm by one of the officers.

>He falls from the ledge and abruptly finds himself in the rural South during the 1950s. There a group of Ku Klux Klansmen sees him as an African American whom they are about to lynch. Bill is scared and confused; he vehemently tells them he is white.

>While trying to escape the Klansmen, he jumps into a lake and finds himself in a jungle during the Vietnam War, being fired at by American soldiers, one of whom throws a grenade at him. (After this encounter, one of the soldiers says, "I told you guys we shouldn't have shot Lieutenant Neidermeyer!", a reference to National Lampoon's Animal House, in which Doug Neidermeyer is said to have been fragged by his own troops.)

>Instead of killing him, the grenade thrown by the soldiers throws him into occupied France again. There he is captured by the same two Nazi officers chasing him and put into an enclosed railroad freight car, along with other Jewish prisoners. Bill sees his friends and screams for help, but they cannot see him or the train as it pulls away.

ahah i get it, sounds like it would be good

sounds comfy

A fat, virginal, white male still living at home with his mother obsessed with Donald Trump is mentored by a confident, muscular black man, who takes him under his wing after losing a bet. The pudgy right winger and the ladies man African quickly develop an interesting relationship as both men start to discover new things about themselves.

Some funny plot arcs include the protagonist's mom getting fucked by the black man in secret behind the protagonist's back and also the protagonist's cruch being totally into the black man but the white guy just doesn't get it.

It basically writes itself.

jews and hack hollywood writers are the bigggest theifs in the world silly goose

A Band of brothers style series set in ww1, following a group of Germans.

Starts in 1914, ends in 1918. All of the surviving cast die in the final episode.

>projecting this hard

I assume the white male role will be played by you? now thats method acting.

This would be a good idea but the ending should be the original ending of La Grande Illusion where they agree to meet up at a café in the future but they never meet up.

A detective who specializes in rape cases is actually a rapist himself, but he only rapes people the writers depict as annoying, which makes it okay. The title is 'You Liked Dexter, You Fuck, What's Your Problem?

What's wrong with my idea? Are you a racist?

You didn't have to reply to your own post like this, we didn't need the joke spelled out to us.

Is that really how it ends? I misremembered it. That does suck.

Oh right, so you dimwits do actually think Russia is still the Soviet Union. The axis of evil was not a thing, folks.

I'm not a leftist. I just think it would make a good spoof show. You could have Merkel, Castro and all the other politicians in it too as side characters.

A brilliant rescue pilot has a bunch of exciting, suspenseful international adventures, while dealing with his addiction - orgasms by his own expert hand. It's called Tugwolf.

Thank fuck.

An old man sits sadly in his living room. He's just returned from the funeral of his wife. He needs to ready the house for the service. As he begins laying food out on platters, his wife as a 6 year old child enters from another room. She takes him to a hot air balloon on the roof of the block of apartments he lives in. Every episode involves them flying in this hot air balloon to different parts of the world where they have to solve domestic disputes. It shows the cultural differences of the different locations that they travel to, but it also explores the relationship between the old man and his wife, who it turns out was keeping things from him. Every episode ends and begins with the man in his apartment again, still preparing the service. In each episode she is older by a margin of ten years compounding. At the end of the last episode the old man kills himself.

Shenanigans and trials of a quintuple agent during the cold war who happens to always fall for honeypot schemes.

It's medieval throwback to crusades but with a pop music theme, and it's a police procedural.

You're welcome, hollywood.

you're being retarded but I want it.

A guy who likes to flash his dick in bus station restrooms gets caught and his given a choice - prison, or flashing his dick for Uncle Sam!

Quaint little pub gets taken over by a national chain; the incumbent staff try to repel the changes imposed in the name of uniformity.

That's so sad. ;_; I hope this gets made, but it's so sad.

Romeo and Juliet from the Duke's perspective.

Othello but follows his exploits as a soldier prior to the events of the play. It's told in flashbacks as Othello seduces Desdemona by embellishing tales of his heroics in battle.

I'm taking this

Othello but from the present day and Iago posts on Sup Forums.

Have it.

A TV show like "What Would You Do?" starring four guys from Jersey as background commentators. Every time someone doesn't help, or helps to the point of violence, they go on about how that's exactly their reaction and start clapping/fist pumping. At the end they remind us that we're all scared fools or brave fools.

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner but an HBO show so there's lots of sex between the main characters. Also John Oliver is the White dad and Chris Rock is the Black dad.

I don't do TV.

>protagonist is alt righter
>mocks african american girl with a feminine penis
>she curses him with african voodo magic
>he becomes a girl, but he still thinks he's a guy
>show is about his travel to discover his female site and experiencing the plight of trans people

give me my fucking emmys now!!!

After praying openly to Satan in a moment of intense angst and sorrow, a bitter 36 year old alcoholic occultist suddenly realizes a way to end his money problems forever, via fraud. He sees this realization as diabolic inspiration and becomes an instant, lifelong follower of Satan, willing to do anything in return for the Fallen Ones help.

He then uses his whitebread appearance and impressive resume to get a job at a nearby church. His intent is to put on a wholesome front but work against the church, get the pastor arrested, etc etc. But the personal friendships he makes with the kind-hearted church members causes him to question his mission. Will he burn down the church, or will he confess to his fraud, goto jail, and make a new start?

Title: Lost Highway

A show about nothing

>20-30 years into the future
>AI has advanced so far that the American public has widely acknowledged it's more intelligent than the average person
>With that being said, an AI (taking the physical form of a laptop) is elected president as it's decided that a computer would be more competent than any human candidate
>The twist: the laptop isn't actually AI. It's actually being remotely controlled by a genius 8 year old kid somewhere in the midwest, who is now secretly the leader of the free world

Will you have the reality shown, with him nicking stuff off of dead bodies, hiding from battle, stealing chickens etc.?

>genius babies 3 now even more retarded

A drama about the porn industry. Elle fanning as the main character. Cameo from famous porn stars obviously.
On hbo. 5 seasons. 16 emmy awards.

>Walking Dead
>come across an enclave which evokes NSDAP doctrine
>only accepts Aryan people
>practices eugenics
>rapidly taking territory across the United States

is it a comedy or a black mirroresque tv show?

Shaming
An exciting HBO drama written by Lena Dunham, vaguely based on The Slap
A woman slept with dozens of guys, her husband got sick of it and told her she's a slut.
This shaming will head to the news and shows how backward our society is.
In the emotional finale the husband will be lynched on the street, and the wife will be finally free.

>zombie apocalypse begins like a disease
>shit starts to go down
>two brothers unites
>young one has his gf with him
>they find a farmhouse kind of place
>2-3 days after
>young brother has a mental breakdown and he leaves the home with a shotgun
>not like a mad man but like someone who lost everything
>he entrusts his gf to his big bro
10 YEARS LATER
>big bro is basically Joel at this point
>he gets caught while trying to steal some stuff
>they take him away to the leader of their tribe
>it's the little bro
>he has a full jesus going on with disciples and shit

Every time the main character goes to sleep, he wakes up in alternate dimension. Only at first he doesn't realize he's in another dimension because it's so similar to the previous one.

A raunchy sitcom about a woman with gigantic perfect tits trying to make it in life and how that's really cumbersome for her, men in workplaces don't take her seriously, men in dates just focus on her breasts, etc... She's mostly sarcastic and cynical, almost misanthropic.

The rest of the cast includes a flat-chested roomate shut-in who's jealously obsessed with her, her wacky childhood friend and the next-door neighbor who's constantly trying to date her.

The 5-part finale involves her finally deciding to do the reduction surgery, as everyone she's met on the show returns for cameos trying to convince her not to do it.
After heaps of shenanigans and heart-warming scenes, she finally finds happiness and accepts her big tits.

This shit is cliche as fuck but still, a good material is a good material.

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A nigger from Chicongo becomes President of the United States by playing the race card, and he does so terrible that in 8 years the country elects a game show host to take his place.

But is there any actress you could possibly cast for such a hefty role?

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Your big mum has pretty big titties user

A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

or everytime he goes to sleep, he wakes up in another person's body with their memories because he sold his soul to the devil because he wanted to have a different life. it should proceed like faust and end with him redeeming his soul.

"Care Bears: The Darkness Broods"

No Heart is back, and his first order of business is hacking open Tender Heart bear's chest with a machete! The bears are brutally slaughtered and devoured y his hulking 15-foot-tall demon monstrosity, Beastly... or their heads are exploded by the sonic wave attacks of the his half-Siren mutant niece, Shrieky.

It's up to a crack team of... teenage crack addicts... from Chicago... to gun down the evil team in the name of caring!

bit quantum leap isn't it?

something like that. but it's not science fiction and he doesn't wake up in different time periods. the flow of time stays linear.

A comedy about a woman, she was kept prisonet inside a bunker by a crazy preacher for 15 years, then she go out tries to make it in NY and share a flat with a black gay man.

set in medieval times, not based on any historical events.

a bunch of poor sons of bitches plan a heist to raid the king's royal treasury because they are poor and the king fucked them over in the past for personal reasons. it's violent, funny, vulgar and tarantino-esque. there's knights, castles, high production sets, costumes and top notch actors with medieval looks. no fantasy elements whatsoever.