Why is he such an insecure manlet?

Why is he such an insecure manlet?

Hes a little guy

Manlet here. Just fucked my gf while you faggot virgins sit here all day and shitpost. Lmao @ u losers

is she taller than you? do you wear stilts?

>manlet sniffs out someone might be making fun of him
>bursts into the thread and starts calling people virgins

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Some things money just can't buy.

>tfw 5'9
>not a manlet, but also not a lanket

feels good man

5'6 manlet here i just got my 9ft cock sucked by my gf while you faggots shitpost all day

You'll never be sure she isn't just fetishizing your ethnicity as an oompa-loompa.

You are a manlet though.

>5'9
>not a manlet

anything under 6'2 is a manlet you literal adult baby

Manlet here, just pushed up and down on a bare lady with my 93 inch pythons while you are probably not getting any, made her come threescore.

4'3 manlet here I just sucked 9ft worth of dick while you sat here complaining about faggots

Lanklets btfo

>dude neckbeards i'm normal cool chad guy. did I mention my gf?

If you're ashamed of being short, then kill yourself.

If you get on the Internet and try to pretend that your height makes up for all you lack, kill yourself.

insecure averagelet detected

2'3'' manlet here, just sucked my girlfriend's $9 cock while you faggots sat here and laughed at me.

rumour has it, he is dating a midget.
yeh, but he really respects and looks up to her.

wasn´t that during a shooting?
I´m pretty sure that the producers wanted him to wear the so that he looks big in the film

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>lying on the internet
SAD!

Where can I get shoes like that?

>tfw 5'9 blue eyed non-manlet
thank you based gods

The heels make his butt push out in a way I find culturally insensitive in a heterosexual man.

KEK

>5'9''
>non manlet

The prick's rich enough he could have worn a real suit.

>5'9
>he thinks hes not a manlet
that's cute but you have to be at least 6' to be out manlet territory

>tfw 5'7''
feels good not being a manlet lads

I've never understood this meme. Let's all lie about our height on the internet and cicrlejerk over how shit short people are. Seriously are people this sad and insecure?
>inb4 I'm a Manlet, faggot or cuck

ooo..ahhh.... I've got bad news for you buddy. You're still a manlet

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>tfw 5'11 and 1/2 but tell everyone I'm 6ft and they always believe me

If I took away your stilts would you die?

I can never understand it because I'm six-eight and my dick's AS BIG AS THA PLANET RWARRR!

I honestly wouldn't mind how hilariously insecure he clearly is, if it wasn't for the fact he acts so annoyingly arrogant

>6 foot 3
>25
>hairline hasn't moved since high school
>Long dark brown hair

Knock on wood but so far so good.

>looks up to her.
teehee you're a cheeky one!

That's his persona. It was endearing when he was a loser.

Senpai I hate to tell you, but we are king of the manlets

>tfw 6ft4
>big dick
>built af

but ugly

>6'4
>ottermode
>brown hair, perfect hairline
>green eyes
>making 6 figures
>only 23 years old
>own estate in 3 different countries
>gf is 9/10 model, currently walking in Paris
>7.5 inch dick
>got a 2M investment in my startup already
>about to publish a novel

Feels good

hey man, good for you.

...and then you woke up.

9ft manlet here just got my 4' 3" cock sucked by my mom while you faggots stay shitposting.

That shit looks so ridiculous, how could he possibly justify wearing those stilts? Sad!

He needs to shave that beard asap, he almost looks like a man like that

wow you're a big guy

My girlfriend is literally 5'9, I'm not even joking.

OPTIMUS NO NOT HIM

what the fuck are you talking about