Just how pathetic must you be to be a fucking CUBAN satellite state?

Just how pathetic must you be to be a fucking CUBAN satellite state?

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thanks macri for save us, now we are an american satelite state

Stop doing socialism stupid fucks

At least they're not america's puppet

>Venezuela
>satellite state
Go home argy, you're not well

we failed you father.

>country larping

babie's first time at politics

>Not even a country
>Not even a state
>Bad excuse of a colony

so?

If communism doesn't work then how come Cuba is still functioning?
Checkmate.

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And broken lmao xdd

I mean you're going to have to be someone's puppet one way or another, but being a satellite of a satellite is just sad desu.

Stop listening to counter-revolutionary, Franco-fascist reactionary propaganda you son of a bitch.

cuba is pretty good, everyone should visit the island

I was at the bus stop a few minutes ago and i had to sit next to a black venezuelan. He was wearing a cap with the venezuelan flag on it and a "vinotinto" shirt.

He smelt like shit and he must go back

Get off the internet Maduro, you have college students to execute.

Shut the fuck up commie.

>next to a black venezuelan. He was wearing a cap with the venezuelan flag on it and a "vinotinto" shirt.

Why do venezuelans do this? they do the same in buenos aires.

Cuba is a shithole. Even La Havana looks like shit currently. Castro killed it

It's probably just the fact that they're black.

Civil War when?

it's the basic immigration starter pack, stay away of them, they are mostly degreeless desperate people

Same reason Mexicans keep screaming LATINO PRIDe!!! even tho they're third generation Americans and have never actually seen Mexico.

He was wearing this one, but i've seen some in Madrid wearing that too.
They clearly try to send us a message

i don't understand why every venezuelan wears those caps.
even when they live in Spain


also why do they move to here? they cannot get a job , well i forgot that they can work as prostitutes or drug dealers

from them*
kek. I got one, bought it years ago when Chavez was still alive

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they'll be ours soon enough

Spain is giving them political asylum and the ones i know started their own businesses so it's not that bad

It could be worse, they could be muslims or africans

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You clearly aren't trying hard enough.

>Jordi is Venezuelan


Wtf I love them now

They also do all those cringy videos showing the supermarket there?

>It could be worse, they could be muslims or africans
honestly Spàin will be like another south american country, they are like 1 million and push us to down


man, get your spanish nacionality and go to fcking Germany or France but dont come here. it is impossible get a job you morons

See it yourself

youtube.com/watch?v=4WKUNRN0JpE

>Venezuelan
catalan

Tampoco, es de Ciudad Real

He is Manchego. His name is not even Jordi

>Not even a country
>>Not even a state
>>Bad excuse of a colony
Yet their diaspora still has parades here....

It's funny because some of them already have 2 nationalities, yet they prefer to come here because MUH SBANISH

I don't think most people realize that there are literally no hispanic countries that aren't shit.

>also why do they move to here?
They don't know English and have double nationality. Venezuela is the third country with the most Spanish passport holders outside of Spain. The first one is Argentina and the second one is France. Due Ius Sanguinis over 40k Venezuelans got Spanish nationality last year.
The upper class is mostly moving to Spain though,while the lower classes are flooding Colombia and Argentina

>yet they prefer to come here because MUH SBANISH
b-but user, check spanish economy , it is awful and nobody can get a job , you need 3429723478832489237478923784923 hours and experience in your job.

having a hard time getting a job is better than not getting a job at all

Remove all the classes remove gucking sudacas.

It is also important to note that 450k Argentinians have Spanish passport while only 55k Spanish born citizens live in Argentina. Ius Sanguinis is giving a bunch of sudacas free nationality. Thank you very much Zapatero for giving away our nationality like it was candy and getting nothing in return

I've meet 3 venezuelans, 1 of them works as a waiter in a greek restaurant, the second one works as a hairdresser and the third one has a tattoo shop

As you can see, degreeless

>nobody is upper class in that shithole
A bunch of Venezuelans have revitalized the real state industry in the barrio Salamanca the most expensive plac3 in Madrid. My family has a real state business and my father always mentions that shit

I think he hoped that at least 1 British descendant with some sense of finances would take the chance and move in.

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t.venezoshit.
you have to go back,it is not your land.

add; una grande y libre, Spain was built by Spaniards, remember that

>British descendant
They can't apply for nationality unless they have a father or mother with Spanish nationality. The fact that Argentina has the same voting power as some Comunidades like Cantabria is absurd. He gave our sovereignty to a bunch of South Americans for literally nothing

I am not Venezuelan pal. I have never set foot in South America. I am probably more Spanish than you that are just a panchito LARPING as a Spaniard

>add; una grande y libre

I hate how they play with their identities as if they were tradeable cards. Double nationality should not be allowed

Man these retarded spaniards ruined the thread

>spaniards acting as if they weren't on their way to being Venezuela 3.0

I wonder where you lads will be running to?

>implying capitalism in Venezuela would lead to anything else but large companies exploiting the natural resources
Ayyy lmao. Yes, good goy. Sell all your oil to the Americans so 10 Venezuelans become billionaires. Don't worry, the wealth will "trickle down", it always does.

Says the one with double digit inflation. You guys elected another cuckservative, and your second option is that cuckchner that threatens to come back and finish what she started

Why are sudaca trash always so Arsepained at the Spanish lads?

Venezuelan oil is useless. It is too expensive to crack a profit when oil prices are not retardly high. What Chavez did was to destroy the manufacturing sector of Venezuela while riding on high oil prices for le gibs me dats

>Sell all your oil to the Americans so 10 Venezuelans become billionaires

How is it different now you dumb shit? The USA is still the single biggest buyer of Venezuelan fossil fuels; how has that wealth reached the lower echelons of society thanks to Socialism?

Galles are extremely easy to trigger and very butthurt, so it's fun

ITT: Butthurt Cuban exiles are still mad that Castro took their slaves.

We have over 300 lists, and we're thankfully not shy of just flipping the table if things get too bad.

I'm not, I love them. But in the kind of way that you love a small retarded puppy.

where are the cuban flags on Sup Forums?

Cuba can't afford to exile anyone who dares stepping off the island anymore, unfortunately for them.

Venezuela sells raw oil as it would cost them more money to process it than selling it. That's the thing with socialism. Most patents and cutting edge technology for drilling is in the hands of private companies. If you don't work with them you have nothing of value

How is it socialism if only a few have access to the resources you dumb shit?

Because practice doesn't always go the way it does in theory.

What?
The government has access. As the legitimate representation of all Venezuelans (at least in their eyes, that is), when the government can exploit resources, so do the people.

because socialism doesn't mean what the creator of socialism specifically defined it as, its a broad term I can use to shit on anyone I don't like even though 90% of the time they are just neoliberal puppets that just say they are socialist to get people to vote for them over the other neoliberal puppet

>socialism
>government
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

So it's socialism in theory and capitalism in practice?
They should do a contract with a country like Norway to take control over the oil.

Communism is necessary to reach socialism.
What a shame it is never enough time to reach it innit?

>communism has never been tried!

Was Venezuela better off before or after socialism?

Also you do realize that what you're talking about is what's happening under Maduro right?

>resources

Which they don't have anymore thanks to socialism. What part of that don't you get?

No civil war yet?

>Was Venezuela better off before or after socialism?
Before socialism. Chavez just ride the oil bandwagon when crude prices were all time high. Once they drop his economic reforms prove to be a disaster. He dismantle all the few manufactures that the country had left and made Venezuela a client state that relied on the price of a commodity
>Also you do realize that what you're talking about is what's happening under Maduro right?
Maduro has done nothing different from Chavez baboon. He just inherited a shitshow once oil prices droped to a low minimum

Maybe if every attempt at socialism didn't result in them constantly having to be at what constitutes a state of war for most countries because they were constantly under the threat of invasion and coups?

Just because you have a shitty meme doesn't mean you override what the definition of a communist society is you stupid fucking retard.

No, it wasn't. It was never "prosperous" and no ideology has changed that.

What part of socialism involves basing your entire economy around one resources? Is Saudi Arabia and the Gulf States socialism too?

Think they just left?
Oil prices have gone to shit since Chávez and they relied to heavily on its exportation instead of diversifying their economy.
That's one of the reasons Maduro has such a hard time now.

>So it's socialism in theory and capitalism in practice?
Of course it is. Like Vietnam, China, Laos etc.

The only one talking sense in this thread so far

>it's the rest of the world's fault that my ideology that preaches a global revolution doesn't work because they are meanies towards us!

>all socialism is trotskyism
Please swallow an unpinned grenade.

The u.s is pretty neat mate. I like it here
>But in the kind of way that you love a small retarded puppy
I know this feel, we call them brits here

All socialist countries follow soviet union autism.

>soviet union autism
>their ideology was literally called "socialism in one country"
Ah yes, the power of Argentine """education""".

Sounds like this post was made by a certain Chicago faggot

Socialism in one country was just Stalin's particular breed of autism.

it's always funny to see commies/"""socialists""" try to defend yet another country destroyed by this kind of shit.

Why are leftypolfags so stupid? Mainstream socialism currently follows third international autism and its banana versions derived from the foro de Sao Paolo .

Sounds like this post was mad by a certain Dixie faggot.

>trying to weaken countries that would invade you at the first chance they got is a bad thing

It's always funny to see "le ideology ruined brazil!!1!" posters pathetically fail to poison the well when anyone mentions socialism.

>trying to weaken countries that would invade you at the first chance they got is a bad thing

Are you saying the USSR intentionally sent commies to the rest of Eastern Europe to weaken them?

god i hate fucking commies that live in capitalist countries, fucking retards holy shit

Not even a commie but nice proxy, Macri.

You know the allies agreed to split Europe with Stalin, right? Also, including not a Stalinist.

Centralized power will always be a failure, that's because human nature is untrustworthy and human greed won't stop its thirst for power be it right or left a powerful government that gets to dictate so much over the economic freedoms people as a whole get to choose must have a strong government. There might be a pleasant feeling for weak holier than though people like yourself to have your girlfriend peg you while you romanticize about "le revolution" and all those "wonderful" ideas written by Marx and how you'll be a courageous leader who'll be looked upon. But reality is that if you want to implement leftism you will always be going to need a powerful government and that's the biggest flaw. The solution is and always be small government with free trade capitalism. Or at least to the point where robots will change our system and then perhaps a new system must emerge. Communism is an old failed concept, capitalism might be on its last stage if robots are to make people's life's easier.

>Macri
>anti gommie
that's something our leftards say, he's centrist as fuck
the government still has a deficit, and you know what they did? they actually increased the number of people on welfare