CWS: Jose Abreu hits for the cycle BOS: Sale fans eight as Red Sox thump Rays 9-0 MIA: Stanton crushes bomb #54 CLE: Indians best Orioles for 17th straight win MIL: Brewers thrash Cubs 15-2 to close within three games of division lead PIT: Adam Frazier hits inside-the-park home run MIL: Jimmy Nelson lost for the season with an injury PHI: Hoskins continues to impress with more home runs
>Brewers lose Nelson when they finally get Chase Anderson back in the rotation >still just 3 games back of the Cubs with 5 games against them left though
Benjamin Taylor
Is it "Shaw-vez Ravine" or "Chaw-vez Ravine"
Blake Morales
>The Berlin Wall was still up >East Timor was not a country yet >The Aral Sea was still a body of water >The Space shuttle program was still state-of-the-art >The Hubble Telescope was still under development >Mars rovers were still only on paper >Digital cameras weren't household items yet
Alright, you fucking idiots, let's see how much you really know the sport you claim to love. What is the minimum amount of pitches a pitcher can throw in a perfect game?
Hint: It's not 27
Robert Gutierrez
> Angels are fighting hard for the last WC spot > its September Baseball > The best player of this generation is shitting the bed and will be at home for another October
Where are the Troutfags? Y'all got some explainin' to do. Your boy is not cut out to be THAT GUY.
Parker White
0.
Every batter could theoretically chimp out on the umpire at home plate and be ejected, and charged with an out, and that could make 27 outs without a pitch.
Christian Miller
27?
Logan Perez
>The best player of this generation is shitting the bed and will be at home for another October >Implying this didn't perfectly describe Bonds's career
William Watson
it's 1. would be correct if not for the fact that he has to actually throw one official pitch in order to be the pitcher of record
Jose Sanchez
>25 guys can make 27 outs
Jaxson Lopez
>Dbags allowing 6 runs in the ninth
Brandon Anderson
If you said no hitter I'd say 9. The answer is 27 unless it's some retarded shit like
Xavier Carter
> b-but muh fangraphs WAR
Ian Collins
Any of you guys eat for the cycle today?
Mason Turner
Royals
Tyler Brown
Wouldn't you be forced to forfeit if you don't have 9 players?
Andrew Smith
JOSAVIOR
Xavier Watson
m-maybe tomorrow
Blake Evans
>mfw i'm addicted to macca's garbage-ass breakfast offerings help me bros
Colton Nguyen
is mike trout doing well lately?
Jason Young
Their breakfast is actually God-Tier.
Nathan Rodriguez
No seriously, where are the Trout fuckers?
Henry Diaz
This.
Christian Wood
Is that from a rap song or something?
Nathan Diaz
Do you eat the Big Mac and 1/4 lber first? Big Mac and single? What's the strategy?
Colton Diaz
How many pitches is the least amount a pitcher can throw to give up 4 runs?
Christopher Hall
What a nigger.
David Bell
I think Big Mac first and down the line from there.
Ryan Sullivan
Do it you cheeseburger bandit
Aaron Cook
Dudders announcers sound like they want to kill themselves
Henry Lewis
You eat the QP first, it's harder to get a 3B than anything else. Might as well get that out of the way.
Matthew Foster
Thanks, podraces.
Adam Ward
This
Adam Lewis
>Dbags
Evan Nelson
Anyone else old enough to remember when the DBags looked unstoppable?
Luke Sanchez
lmao at Para waving off the other Mexicans in LA.
Connor Martin
As a lifelong Dbacks fan I remember it like it was last week
Daniel Hernandez
0. comes in with bases loaded, doesn't throw a pitch to intentionally walk the batter, balks 3 times, four runs, the end
Logan Harris
>MFW I'm so old I went to the 2001 NLCS and saw Randy Johnson vs Greg Maddux
Julian Ramirez
are the padres elite?
Kayden Cooper
Yes.
Jack Richardson
DELET THIS
Elijah Thompson
>mfw Dodgers lose again
Xavier Carter
lel
Christopher Perez
But DG told me he's a GG at 1B and every OF position
Matthew Lewis
As funny as the Dodgers losing again would be, the Cardinals need to be playing in October or else Baseball is pointless.
No one wants to fucking see the Rockies/Brewers play in October. Lets be real, no one really wants to see Dbacks/Dodgers over the Cards/Dodgers in the NLDS.
Brandon Ross
>tfw when ill never get to make a country music video about beer, fried chicken, and vidya on off-days...
I don't care if the 2011 Red Sox were one of the worse reg seasons chokes of all time, they were based.
Colton Ortiz
Go watch cricket
Jordan Turner
Baseball got by fine last year without the Cardinals
Brandon Rodriguez
Would you look at that, a Brit having no clue what the funk he's talking about when it comes to America's past time. You sound like a clown, dipshit.
Jonathan Green
The Cardinals haven't been relevant since Pujols left.
Lincoln Ward
They've been more relevant that Pujols that's for fucking sure.
Benjamin Fisher
This. It's all about deserving fanbases. Loyal fans like that of the Cardinals and Dodgers will top ratings and sell merch and get the whole world involved in the sport. People in Cleveland, on the other hand, outright refuse to watch the Indians even during a historic hot streak. They don't deserve the postseason.
Adam Evans
if you respond to the tripcode "rgD/3Kv9CA," you are the entire reason that /mlb/ is terrible
Ryder Butler
You're fat.
Tyler Nguyen
Fun Fact: The Cardinals got eliminated last year because the Dodgers couldn't give Vin Scully a W on his final broadcast.
Thomas Myers
>People in Cleveland, on the other hand, outright refuse to watch the Indians even during a historic hot streak. They don't deserve the postseason. Hey, Piss
Alexander Williams
BAJP knows about baseball and isn't a giant insecure faggot, unlike yourself. He posts Sup Forums shit, yes, this is true, but I'll take that over the pure autistic rageposting evidenced in the post above yours.
Jacob Butler
BLACKED L A C K E D
Jason Rodriguez
Cry about it faggot.
Jaxson Adams
you're fat, bajp
Christian Miller
Like you are now? No thanks.
Carter Sullivan
shut up faggot
Jose King
F U L L
C O L L A P S E
Ryder Bennett
GODDAMNIT DOYERS
DO YOUR FUCKING JOB
Tyler Baker
Indians face baltimore one more time then they play detroit in a three game series. Looks lime cleveland is going to at least hit a 21 game streak and there is nothing you can do about it.
Nothing is so certain, Satan. That looks good though.
John Gutierrez
Believe in them. You guys can make it. Even if you miss it, it was a great season. If you want wheeler, we give him to you for a sack of potatoes
Parker Cooper
Literally nobody can stop the Indians bros
Brody Edwards
We're only 3 back from the Cubbies and we play them tomorrow. I want the NL Central title but if the Rockies slip I'll take a Wild Card slot
Xavier Stewart
Then 4 against KC then a break then 3 against the Angels. They MIGHT break the lossless streak record
Bentley Garcia
MARINERS
Jaxson Young
Literally no one can tell who I really am bros
Ryan Rodriguez
dang, debil
can u use the fires of hell to gimme one of those for breks? gonna have a satanic hangover tomorrow lad
Carter Price
>posting tweets in your broadcast
Adam Roberts
Either way, it'll come down to the wire. Chicago will either slip or win, and Milwaukee deserves a spot, but so does Colorado. I just wished the mets played so much better this season
Owen Walker
>Holland
Thomas Sullivan
BAJP gets shit for liking the Cards as his "NL team". But he actually goes to Cards games and posts pics, when most of the people that talk shit to him are probably bandwagon shitheads that don't go to any baseball games since they have no money or friends.
Elijah Campbell
Of course the Rookies break the streak
Caleb Jenkins
What's everyone's favorite ballpark?
I saw a game at Safeco Field yesterday. Without a doubt one of the best ballparks in the MLB. Would be even better if it didn't overlook a fucking freight yard.
Elijah Lewis
>Forsythe hits homerun No outs >Pederson Eh... still a couple more outs.
Nathaniel Foster
DODGERS
WILL
WALKOFF
Adrian Collins
The Dodgers trying to win this game.
Luis Davis
I got a lot of shit here for liking Marlins, but it was one of if not my favorite. Safeco was also great, as were Petco and Coors.
Oliver Reed
>the absolutely ass-furious state of New York
Landon Perez
Holy shit Turner is an ugly gremlin looking fucker
Logan Reyes
>Pedershit >Grandershit
Lucas Allen
...
Joseph Nguyen
*takes away your games
Luis Richardson
It was jacobs field before they changed the upper deck and ruined the aesthetics