You wake up and you realize that in your sleep you became a SUPER black black person

You wake up and you realize that in your sleep you became a SUPER black black person.

What do?

Hard Mode: You can't kill yourself

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fuck many many white pussy

Kill every other black on the planet so i'm the only one with the BBC

Fpbp

Start saying nigga

convince everyone that we wuz kangz n shieet

easy
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>be black
>wake up
>get shot

Go to Africa and become an African warlord and form a functioning nation out of blood and steel

Collect my state funded women and money

>Become a politician
>Secure my gibsmedat BEE deals
>claim every piece of land is mine
>profit

Claim benefits

I'd become pic related.

>Join the Professional Black Athletes Organization
>Get scholarship to good college, fuck white girls, don't graduate
>Get drafted by a ball team in my respective sport
>Make millions
>See some other black person who I don't like in da club
>Shoot him
>Go to jail
>?

shitpost at liberals and shit on their cult, while being completely untouchable

embrace my inner nigger and collect gibs and white wominz

Collect welfare.

I would become a politician and spout Sup Forums-related bullshit so when people call me out for being retarded, I'll just pull the race card.

I don't know what black people usually do. Chimp out I guess?

Start a black National Socialist movement, and focus on bettering the race, instead of focusing on "fucking whitey".

Then go become President of some shitty country in Africa, and die rich, and overflowing with women.

do I live a typical super black life though? or am I still a spoiled upper class brit?

Become Uncle Ruckus

Become Africa's Hitler.

get in harvard

put on my cardboard burger king crown

KANGZ

>Move to Africa
>Be smarter than average African
>Take over
>Become corrupt warlord ruling country
>Actually keep thinks running so I wont end up as most African dictators
>Try to find a woman as intelligent as possible, so likely some east Asian chick. I'm black, not as if mixing would be negative to me. By finding some East Asian chick I can drive the IQ of my children as high as possible.
>Be King of Africa, keep population complacent by blaming China and Europeans for all ills. Occasionally have some progroms where they're allowed to chimp out and go after the Chinese minority. Then quietly import more of them to work various tasks and jobs as I chill in my presidential palace.
>Die at some point, maybe of aids. Blacks come with aids pre attached, right?
>Go down in history of Africa as greatest ruler.

>what do?

Nuffin

>What do?

Become a Black Nationalist, probably move to somewhere in Africa.

But I'm already black, so when I wake up what do I become?

you become super white

Fuck white women, creampie they asses lol

Being black & self aware is like being female & having to put up with the nonsense of other women.

I don't wanna be an Albino

I agree but I feel It's more like being an outcast, hated by own because of the way you think and hated by the Far Left for "thinking the wrong way".

>It's a blackweeb episode

Help destroy the concept of white privilege.

>Hard Mode: You can't kill yourself

Call the cops, have them kill me.

Resend all my job applications, and send a few to places I didn't qualify for. Proceed to spend the rest of my life playing easy mode.

Go out and fuck some donkeys, rape and steal while screaming
PODER NEGRO and make chimp noises

This song is INCREDIBLY fitting:

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Look at my name for a clue to what goes in all fields

Redpill the Masses as a black nigger.

This is the only proper answer, all these other valueless faggots just instantly betray their beliefs.

I would continue to promote my same beliefs but use the race card as a new tool.

I would be far less worried about getting into grad school

Join the Marines, using my super nigger strength to kill for my country, after the Great Europa-Crusade, led by Trump and Putin is over, I'll end up getting killed by police after passing as one of Dem dawgs, wiping out drug dens.
I'll be put down, for such massacres.

>Semper fidelis

>african DPRK

only valid answer

Try to explain it to my mom.
Also, will support national-socialism.

I would buy a SS uniform.

I go back to africa :^)

Learn Japanese, go to Japan and become a JAV porn star.

Call up Blacked.com and ask if they need more male talent.

Smile.

What a selfish way to get into Milo's pants

Move to Sweden

Enjoy access to the best in education and jobs that affirmative action can offer. Use it to become an actual black science guy unlike that dumb piece of shit Neil Degrasse Tyson. Get paid well while whitey continually struggles under state and society-imposed racism because he is an ebil-white-dude.

Live to see all of the white mans cultural achievements taken from him and given to me. With way things are going now. Sometimes I wish I was black.

I have a feeling that things are going to become rather hellish in the near future. More-so than they already are.

bitchslap white bitches with muh dick

Move to sweden

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