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毛泽东 edition

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Conspiracy theory: Thomas the tank engine is a dystopian future where most humans have been mutated into trains to justify turning the entirety of the British isles into railroads.

bump

More of a fan theory than a conspiracy theory.

Fuck brit

chink shit is getting really stale

taylor

just found out im gay lads

reactionary scum

*dabs on the haters*

*licks the face lips*

wow that oven pizza was absolutely delicious!

need a qt short haired gf to cuddle

Just imagine being a male over the age of 18 without a license, and over the age of 19 without his own car

SCREECHING

t. makes shitty vaporwave editions

who /azunyan/ here?

off for a poo i'll see you in two

I live in a city

More common than you think, pretty much everyone in London for a start.

aka the VAST majority of Londoners

bet my car is faster than yours

and what did i tell you the runts are all here

>youtube.com/watch?v=g54aPmNjMM4

check out this progress, this is what is possible under a single party system.

In the UK, it takes a decade to pass a bill to change history lessons in school, this is why we're irrelevant on a global scale

I am very sorry user, what have you done recently to try and rectify your situation?

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screeching

*you wake up in London*

what do?

/brit/ is fucking shit tonight

*splash*
>AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH IT BURNNNSSSS

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Can't function socially whatsoever without alcohol

>drive out of London
>people driving literal 90s shitboxes

grim

Get some fush n chups

>>drive out of London
>>people driving literal 90s shitboxes
>grim

i'm actually fucking fuming that 12 year olds say shadilay because it's a pretty good track, but it's impossible to listen to without imagining wotsit-fingered little yanks

only curry in london mate

Go to Paddington and return home.

>drive in to London
>get stabbed
grim

Janny is going to come down hard on the earlyposters

Will be a great leap forward in moderation quality

>the left has become so despicable, and pushed so many people to the right, that black guys are siding with white supremacists
Wow. Great work, lefties. What's next for the progressive agenda? Gonna push to flood your countries with immigrants that want to kill gays and gang rape little girls? Oh wait.

get amazon to drone drop a face mask pronto.

No he won't because nobody reports the threads.

HATE curry

Can I get a tasty pasty?

*poos*

only ethnic food in London my man, people like eating their own food and all that

anti-early reactionaries such as yourself will be purged come the great leap forward

sides split

>go to London
>get face burned off by acid

This Styx's comment section? Always filled with cancerous shit

*takes London public transport*
*explodes*

would rather have a 90s shitbox

pooing lads

>go to buy a bike off a guy
>the guy is a tall, muscular, handsome cunt who is in RAF pilot training

confidence dashed

haven't seen a pre 2000 non japanese car in years

>HATE curry
why? its delish. especially home-made. i make a banging tikka and dal.

>forget to pay the automobile jizya to drive into central London
>shariah police pull up next to me on camels with flashing blue lights and order me to step out of the car
>get publicly flogged at the side of the road

Just part and parcel

thought pilots were manlets? or is that just fighter pilots

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Anyone in a weird political area where they hate both the right and left wing right now?

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Me

Well..he wasn't that tall, about my height at 6ft

quintessential rorke

I don't like the spices involved unless it's made with coconut milk so it has the flavor of curry with a bit of sweet to take the edge off

good shot from the chav

>get the London look

'really mature' fuck off you wanker you slapped it on him for no reason first. facking hate this pseudo-posh twat

>calls him childish while being fucking childish himself
thinking

welcome brother

cara 2bh lads

doing a jig

Ah yes the proud anglo race

About to be in a 'gas the chinks' area real soon

Jeremy Kyle is such a sleezy bastard the way he throws those slides off to the side of the screen all the time god I hate him so much

>turn charger on
>room lights flicker

ahh yes the famed british engineering

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got the vodka in lads

Need a Nina Hartley gf

eating a fig

those 'people' were created by irish immigration and you already know this

New Zealand has dumb birds

does being a social democrat tired of communists talking about rosa fucking luxemburg count?

all i want is to bring back british rail.

Getting cucked here lads

>arrange drinks with a girl
>I'll be there 8.30ish
>texts me at 8.30 saying she's 45 mins away
>suggest just rescheduling
>apologising profusely and insisting she wants to come now

Luckily I live 2 mins from where we're meeting, but still...

*also a zit is developing between my eyebrows so that's a bonus

>white people

eating a pig

Jeremy Kyle is a despicable excuse of a man

Nah they weren't.

there's a fig tree in the field near me, only really like figs in a fig roll though

sure thing m8 innit

I live a very lonely life

What's Bury like lads?
Is it comfy?

hate these shows
just serves to mock the poor, the unfortunate, the uneducated

Missing the Vietnamese gf

why the fuck has my ex just messaged me asking if i'm doing alright
we split a year ago and haven't spoken since november. last we spoke she wanted nothing to do with me
why's she gone and piped up now then

>Can't keep the most basic appointments

Red fucking flag right there m8. Walk away.

piloting a mig

pathetic little scrotes

funny how everyone says napoleon wasn't considered short but he was still a 5'7 manlet

what does that say about average male height at that time

And yet you consider even HIM superior to a black person.

are you alright though?

Weird to think there's fat people in this thread that I've probably talked to

what do you think it says, sweety? i'm sure you can figure it out, i believe in you