Character is hiding from the police

>Character is hiding from the police
>He is talking with someone who doesn't know that
>Suddenly the TV shows the news about him being searched by the police

>character lights a cigarette
>extinguishes it almost immediately

i don't even smoke but FUCK

>HEY IM CALLING THE POLICE

>WE ARE THE POLICE *flashes badge*

>character get something he asked for
>doesn't say thank you

>character hangs up the phone without saying "bye"

>tfw so autistic i have to say "thank you" and "good bye" under by breath when the characters don't say it

>character lights cigarette while pumping gas in his car

>upbeat pop music during a violent beating

>character pulls of feat that a human couldn't possibly ever do
>they're not even a super hero they're literally an average person

>classical music plays during a slow-mo shoot out

>rapist hooks his victim up to his vision so that the victim experiences what the rapist is experiencing during that action of the rape
>bad guy is actually the good guys best friend and the serial rapist/murderer that they are looking for

>>bad guy is actually the good guys best friend and the serial rapist/murderer that they are looking for
t. original draft of speed

t. Strange Days

>Main protagonist and antagonist face off in a shootout
>Both run out of ammunition
>"Let's settle this mano-a-mano"

literally my favourite trope

>pumping gas in his car

how the fuck

>movie is directed by a "FUCKING WHITE MALE"
>it's better than anything a woman or minority can hope to accomplish

+1

>It was all a dream

As in he puts gas in his car like this

It's called a gas pump

>"guys, looks like we're going to las vegas"
>"VEGAS BABY YEAH"
>viva las vegas starts playing
>cut to helicopter shot of the strip

>main protags are having sex
>they both climax at the same time and go one talking about how much they love each other
>it time jumps 70 years and they are still in love and happily married with great-grand-children

>main protags are having sex
>they both climax at the same time and go one talking about how much they love each other
>mans breast is visible but females isn't

>driving the car scene
>character constantly looks at the passenger, not paying attention to the road

>guy about to die
>"I feel cold its getting darker now"

>woman's breasts are visible
>man's dick isn't

>they both get out of bed
>women is wearing underwear
>man's horsecock is on display
>woman makes a cute remark about how only real men have large cocks
thanks hbo

>in english professor

>man's dick is visible
>woman's vagoo is not

GASoline

>camera shoot across the street front of house college party is happening
>"Cause I'm in too deep, and I'm trying to keep
Up above in my head, instead of going under
Cause I'm in too deep, and I'm trying to keep
Up above in my head, instead of going under
Instead of going under"

>Helicopter shot is sped up at first before slowing down

>and your other gun

>it ain't me starts playing
>suddenly vegas is vietnam
>instead of illegal gambling down a side-street, they're prisoners of the vietcong and forced to take part in historically inaccurate games of russian roulette
>they're never the same again

Found the NJfag

>character has an interaction with the police
>the police are overtly racist and say nigger multiple times

Would you like to become CIA operatives or FBI

>Minority lead
>Writers, editors, director, and producers all white
>#progress

>college scene
>"All The Small Things"

>Minority lead
>every white character is evil
>Writers, editors, director, and producers all white

It's called "compromise"

>liberty 389, code 6 in every cop car / station
>generic cat growl after something is thrown out window
>generic kid laughter

>character is supposed to be "loser"
>had sex atleast once in his entire life

>horror movie
>someone hears a noice
>"whew it's just a cat"
>in next scene it's a monster who rips the guys face off

>characters difficult challenge is to go 40 days without sex

so just just like real life?

>college movie
>"Loser guy try to lose his virginity at the big party"

>High School Movie in a major city
>There are still jocks, nerds, and all the other cliques.
>School is nice and everyone has lockers
>Not overcrowding and graffiti everywhere and blacks and hispanics fighting in the parking lot.

Kick-ass. What other movie does this?

>Character has an interaction with the police
>Character demands a lawyer.
>HE MUST BE GUILTY!

FUCK

>film about a colored guy
>his race IS the story!!!1!

>car chase is sped up to make it seem fast

you realise that the inverse of that image is true too right?
the right hated him and now the alt-right love him

I see people do this all the time. Should I be concerned?

If you're the one claiming moral and social superiority, you can't do the same thing that the basket of deplorables does.

Name five flicks, 13 movies, 24 Danish kinos and 1 film where this happens.

>guy taps keyboard furiously
>"it's no use, they're counterhacking us"
>green skeletons flash on the screen
>quirky 20y old female hacker comes in
>taps the keyboard couple of times
>"i'm in"

i never hated him

>character is alien
>every conversation with liberal is condescending

>woman fights like 6 men twice her size
>she somehow beats all of them without them landing one punch on her

What's this from? It's strangely familiar

>FBI or other agent enters room by themselves with backup
>Slowly turns a corner
>Cocks the hammer on their glock

>someone gets shot in the lungs
>talks for like 2 minutes straight before suddenly dying mid-sentence

I saw it in an Off-Broadway play. Okay well it was actually just in my script Im working on, I just havent gotten around to publishing it so they make the movie yet

Actionkino

Judas & Jesus

again, you know that goes both ways?
for everyone that posts that image to embarrass the left, they're embarrassing themselves just as much unless they kept a constant opinion, unmotivated by politics

>it's an Animal House remake
>but set in Auschwitz

>patient has a cardiac arrest and the doctor prepares to use defibrillators but just before that happens the patients pulse comes back and someone yells "WAIT!"

Christ almighty this happens way to much. Just copy Lean On Me it isn't that hard

>glock
>hammer

Is it hard to believe that the person who made the picture was against Bush's foreign policy? Plenty people on the right were.

>character x points gun at character y
>character y still acting tough
>character x cocks gun so you know they're serious

>main character is total loser
>he looks like a total Chad and the only thing holding him back is "muh autism"

Correct me if I'm wrong, but weren't Hillary and Trump both calling for Snowden's arrest?
I know Snowden isn't Assange, but doesn't the principle carry? Or maybe it doesn't cause Assange is a foreign citizen. But Snowden effectively renounced his citizenship so...

>character dies
>no way of bringing them back
>character that loves them cries
>dead character comes back from the dead

>character cocks his gun three times during the same scene

>zombie flick, plane/public transit scene
>infected character has jaundiced skin, fully bloodshot eyes, drooling orange liquid, shirt covered with blood
>attempts to grab a passenger
>no one bats an eye, people treat him as if he's just a regular drunkard
>nearly bites other passenger
>"hey, watch it buddy!"

>if you kill him, he wins

Name one

So obnoxious, I'm imagining a golden sunset brown color filter too

>character gets dubs

close famalalalalalam

nice one!! Dubs Stealer

...

>"i don't know, it's a pretty tough job, is he really up to it?"
>"who said anything about a he"

>>Character is hiding from the police
>>He is talking with someone who doesn't know that
>>Suddenly the TV shows the news about him being searched by the police

>guy looks at the TV and makes a shocked expression
>quickly look back at the criminal
>he's no longer there

>not 28-7 french fry

>not Louis Louis

FUCKING WILHELM SCREAM ARGHHHH

DUDE LOL LOOK IM A DIRECTOR CHECK OUT MY HILARIOUS INSIDE JOKE THAT ADDS NOTHING TO THE MOVIE AND RUINS IMMERSION xDDD

Literally me

>character tries to fear monger
>throws slider

>Nobody acknowledges that what just happened is not normal

>They are one of our best.
>Well who is he?
>*female voice off-screen comes in* "you're looking at her"
>"try to keep up boys"

>has gun to characters head
>barks command
>cocks gun to show he is serious

Jesus

Best part of Army Dog

>opening credits are superimposed on top of footage of main character waking up and getting dressed, showering, brushing teeth, etc.