christ
Christ
Jacob Kelly
Jackson Russell
what the fuck am I reading
Levi Gomez
what a babe
Bentley Scott
>be so drunk you almost get arrested, still make it back to someones room, but then spill food and they kick you out
FUCK
Is she me five years ago?
Liam Russell
'dropping a big mac in the pool' means doing a poo, yes?
Robert Lewis
yeap
Camden Butler
I love a girl with some really big fake bushy eyebrows. She could drop a "Big Mac" in my "pool" anytime, if you get my drift
Gabriel Powell
So this is the level of slag 'elite' footballer fuck.
wow.
James White
disgusting degenerate
Colton Gutierrez
Is Fellaini secretly american?
Brandon Gray
What on earth is wrong with that nose
Sebastian Foster
>being backup dick to Rooney
He repeatedly asked her if her clearly fake tits were real, and yet she only when for Fellaini after Rooney got arrested?
And Fellaini was down to fuck this disgusting slag until she literally started vomiting/shitting in his pool?
Wow, Manchester nights
Nathaniel Perez
DAYUMM ROONEY AND CAPERNICK
DIS GIRL LOOSE AF
Logan Garcia
She looks ug-eh-leh as fuck.
As footie players they should have standards.
Sebastian Ramirez
i don't think i follow man, can you explain
Logan Scott
>She could drop a "Big Mac" in my "pool" anytime
Find a therapist to talk through that scat fetish mate
Aaron Howard
What an ugly woman
Those guys are rich, couldn't they do better?
Leo Thomas
Why would they kick her out for just spilled food? There should be other reason
Austin Powell
>Female
>Ready and willing to take benis
She's already ticked two boxes.
Leo Nguyen
lol I'd kick a bitch out for dropping a fucking burger in my pool as well.
Who's diving down there to clean it up?
Cooper Lee
>the state of English press
Leo Baker
well you gotta think she's had a generally drunken and overly confident attitude all night, and it's not like you like it cause she's really not that hot, and then she drops a fucking mcdonalds burger in your fucking pool, shit bitch get the fuck out
Owen Thompson
I swear DM has the funniest headlines.
I'll still won't ever read an article on there though.
Samuel Bailey
G R I M
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Andrew Garcia
She had supposedly been drinking for close to ten hours by time she went home with Rooney so she must have been a fucking mess at this point.
That awful sort of drunk when you pray to just pass out on a lawn but your body won't stop