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FUCKING CHERYL HINES! That's who Vanzant looks like.

ill wait for schaub to comment on this before i make up my mind

Great white hype loses again

no she doesnt pleb
cheryl is orangutang
paige is chimp

paige looks like chartlons ape qt from the first planet

Wait until she's 50 years old too.

>tfw to inteligent too watch wmma

how many fertittas did megan blow?

>tfw so intelligent I've cut out porn completely by jacking off to bouts of my favorite female fighters

It's a damn shame they had to rush Cejudo to a title shot. I hope they take their time with little Pettis.

>8 posts earlier

>being so pleb you have to watch actual video/streams/live events

im still fapping to the memory of that poopstep by felicia
oh, here i go again

Morning everybody it's yaboy here whose boy is Kevin Lee

Didn't have the best night on 215 yesterday. I didn't stay up to watch it because I've got a busy weekend but I won 5 out of 8 of my bets which equated to a tiny monetary gain.
My betting picks are now at ~75% accuracy.

I lost money on Pedro, McMann, and Evans-Smith. WMMA is JUSTing me.
Fortunately Nunes won me 60 quid in the final match to put me ahead for the night.
Topkek at all the goobers picking Shevchenko to win. I saw the thread and saw all the goobers who thought she had won. I haven't seen the fight but I know that /heem/ can't score a fight for shit.

I saw a few different people getting 4 out of 5 of the maincard picks on the official predictions poster, so it looked like quite a good night overall for the pickers.

Special mention to Cheesecake. I'm glad she beat the crackwhore.

NO CHICKS NEXT WEEK
Rockhold is looking good in his training videos.

The other thread was boring and did nothing of value. Like the Nuenue vs Slav fight.

I guess we can make another thread since this was is boring with nothing of value

>betting on anyone other than Stephens and Cejudo on this card
sad, can't relate

every card there's 2-3 huge mismatches, betting beyond them is silly

I wanted to bet RDA as well, but I had some doubt that Magny might adjust and fight smart and fully use his size

>"shevchenko was very aggressive in the fight and fucked nunes up! Judges are insane!"

so female woodley vs thompson was just as bad

>i am a nigger who goes with the POC regardless over every thang

I wasn't here last night.

What was the general consensus here about the Nunes Shevchenko decision?

lanklets can't fight without steroids

Robbery.

thoughts on this referee?

Pray, tell me who these mismatches are on the next card then

it was shit
but shev wonthe fight but lost the judging because shes too white for this shit timeline

>I haven't seen the fight but I know that /heem/ can't score a fight for shit.

It was a split decision and the media scores are split down the middle. Watch the fight before you brag about this.

i had it 3-2 nunes going by how you should score it.

Nunes got a takedown in the last round and was content with just lying on top of her, while shevy got a few good strikes from the bottom.

Its just a stupid judging system where wrestling gains you too much credit without it actually doing any damage

Repectfully, Daniel, respectfully, I have to point out that Australia was 100% right yet again. He picked Nunes' and Shevchenko's gameplan precisely.

>The Pena and Holm fight (combined with Shevchenko not doing enough in the third round of Nunes 1 to get a 10-8 on any scorecard) makes me think that Shevchenko is never going to learn to force her opponent to get tired and make mistakes. So we're relying on Nunes to take the bait, throw herself to exhaustion, and gas. Which she might not do.

>And then what? Shevchenko just waits for an opportunity that never comes.

Takedowns don't score unless you use them to do damage/attempt submissions. Think back to Magny/Hendricks.

so why did nunes win round 5?

Because judges don't know how to judge.

little pettis is fighting cejdo or joy b now

fuck you faggot

>First leg kick Magny gets swept
Who can stop RDA?

In a division that small, thats how it goes. If he wins hes fighting for the title

Ngannou vs Charlie ward is the fight to make

dunno I haven't done any research on it yet and tbf I try to stick to cards where I know the fighters, I don't know a lot of those

why is nunes so annoying lads?

Charlie Ward should be CM Punk's tuneup fight before they match him with BJ Penn.

Sup Forums BTFO again

She's an unattractive woman who gets more pussy than you.

Who is phillip brooks gonna fight next? Why not give him donald cerrone

she is so fucking ugly my guy.

Cerrone is fighting Till

>shev
>white
have you seen her sister

The only way to justify takedowns gaining many points is that takedowns put you in a much more advantageous position. Even if you don't do anything and just lie on top, the fact that you got there should be worth more than just punching someone in the face.

Feed hector lombard to phil

give him brazil cowboy

things will turn out just fine

cm punk vs vitor

book it dana

Cub Swanson is going to be the next great meme

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>Till
who da fook is dat guy?

>The only way to justify takedowns gaining many points is that takedowns put you in a much more advantageous position.

Sure, and all else being equal being able to maintain top control without getting slapped from the bottom should win you the round, but Shevchenko threw plenty from underneath Nunes and Nunes didn't do anything while on top.

The benefit of getting a takedown is that you are on top, which should theoretically be its own reward. It's like how the reward for evading or blocking a strike is... not being hit with it.

Although, if you get taken down but no damage is done, surely that says that you have good defence?

In soccer nobody cares about how many times you get the ball to the other side of the field if you don't score, the other team has better defence and it ends in a draw.

I don't think you should get point for aggression if it doesn't do any damage.

being in guard is a neutral position in the new rules. even without the strikes it's supposed to get nunes nothing

Maia Vs Masvidal
I remember trying to explain this to
>Maia won the decision, Masvidal won the fight
The reason nunes won the fifth round with the takedown and the back take was because nothing else really happened that round.

Umm, wow. When you put it that way...

thats also what cowboy said

>Although, if you get taken down but no damage is done, surely that says that you have good defence?

but no damage is done to who?

Brendan Schaub

I fucking hate Jon Jones

> who da fook is dat guy?

Is this is Goobs best meme?
His chef d'oeuvre?
his magnum opus?

Hugh Da Phook

I just ate a whole Domino's pizza. 2000 calories of fucking carbs. Now I feel sick and all of this week's good dieting has been undone.

Can we talk about how good Cejudo looked?

Just go throw up, lad.

It helps to be fighting a guy who can't really do anything to you if he can't get you down.

the first flyweight fight thats actually entertained me

> Is this is Goobs best meme?
there is still such a meme
>Who Will Win?

how did nunes win round 3? Teeps?

LMAO at cyborg defending the decision. Is she the most biased person in the whole of the UFC?

could have gone either way really, similar amount of strikes but nunes was the aggressor so id give it to her.
Shit fight all around desu. Shev never really goes for the kill and nunes did all she could to win.
At least this way we'll see nunes smash some cans

>nunes did all she could to win

what

Anybody else just doesn't give a fuck about controversial decisions ? Any time heem gets upset over something like that I just go it is what it is and don't mind the outcome.
Especially if the fight was a boring chess match

she had to pace herself so she didnt gas and if she went for the knockout she was likely to get countered

just watched the card

cejudo and stephens both looked very crisp

When did UFC start allowing mixed gender fights? Not watched in years but that boy shouldn't have retained his title last night. Referees judged it completely wrong.

Sup Forums rant on

>conor loses to early stopage
>jones gets poisoned
>sevchenko would have killed nunez in first fight atttempt

all my favourites getting killed by the zionist agenda

party nigger punished over cucked nigger
white needs to lose against non white
transexual lesbian "woman" pushed to win over white straight

unrelated:
brad pitt gets anal'd by the feminist whore he married, pushing her daughter to hormone treatment to be a boy instead.

going outside my home seeing 2 idiots fight for a parking slot is more entertaining and unpredictable than this shitshow

im not even white but this is to obvious

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I just get irritated when the judges are clearly fucking about and not paying attention to how scoring is supposed to work. If they're favoring volume over power, that's one thing, but if they're rewarding do-nothing top control over damage from the bottom it gives me the shits.

did not read one single word of this post

How does /heem/ feel that edmonton basically booed the ufc out of the building?

>similar amount of strikes
I think a punch on the chin is worth more than some teeps. Even if the punch on the chin doesn't rock them. It's a potentially damaging shot.

...

i agree somewhat

Amused. Canada deserved GSP's return.

ray borg vs mighty mouse is getting rebooked for ufc 216

>Sup Forums rant
didn't read

I read your rant.

Its all subtle redpilling. Its like that guy who olays sabertooth and his kid. It just makes people see hiw fucked up hollywood is. Also mayweather is /ourguy/ and connor is a douche. (Also a boxing fan)

how is magny so bad?

uncle tom

the ufc only cares about events hosted in las vegas and california

euro cards are and have always been shit. austrialia the same - literally who fights. canada's last good card was about 5 years ago. mexico and brazil sometimes have good headliners but only because there are so many mexican and brazilian fighters who want to fight there.

you know who's fault it is? the fucks that buy tickets. if nobody turned up they'd be forced to put on a better show.

this triggers the h8ers

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>the ufc only cares about events hosted in las vegas and california

they love MSG tho

They gave peak Honda to Australia tho

yeah i mean 205 was an exception, because it was the first time since UFC 7 that they could host mma in New York

>first chance to see the UFC
>it's just Cerrone plus bunch of whos and Blachowicz
any chance some spicy bangers will be added?

manuwa fight should be a banger

How come in all worldstur amateur heems if one guy knows some grappling they never actually finish a joint lock? They always let the other guy get up and start fighting again baka.

you gotta have balls to break someones joints on purpose even in a fight

same with shit like eye pokes

you telling me those monkeys on world star who stomp on a guys head until they hear it crack are too moral to break a guys arm?

the real reason is that the people who know bjj a can put someone in a lock aren't the same ones that chimp out and jump innocent people

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My scorecard
Valentina win

It's my birthday today. I told my parents I'm going out with my friends today so that they wouldn't feel bad for me. I'm at McDonalds going on /heem/ on my phone.