OFFICIAL BURNLEY v CRYSTAL PALACE MATCH THREAD

The first half of the games-required-to-meet-PL-guidelines-for-domestic-broadcasts "Super Sunday" sees Sean Dyche's band of white men (and token coloured in deadline day signing Nakhi Wells from Huddersfield) host Frank de Boer's far more multi-cultural Crystal Palace.

The Eagles have lost every league game so far without a goal, while the Clarets haven't won since their opening day victory at Chelsea, although they did get a late draw at Wembley last time out.

Kick-off at 1:30pm UK time.

BNPley: Heaton; Lowton, Tarkowski, Mee, Ward; Gudmundsson, Cork, Defour, Brady; Vokes, Wood.
>Subs: Pope, Walters, Arfield, Westwood, Long, Bardsley, Barnes.

Palarse: Hennessey; Ward, Dann, Fosu-Mensah, Schlupp; Puncheon (c), Cabaye, McArthur; Lee, Townsend, Benteke.
>Subs: Speroni, Van Aanholt, Milivojevic, Kelly, Lumeka, Kaikai, Riedewald.

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1St for Mighty Frank "the Boar"

Lads, now that the August dust has settled for good, can we all take a quick moment to show our respects to the current true epl goat of al time?

A quick you is all it takes, however, to pay top respect you should reply with KANE GOAT GOAT HARRY

>Sahko , loftus cheek and Tomlin's not even on the bench
>Milojejdjskehdj benched
Fuck this shit,
Roy hodgsen when

Exciting match today i can barely contain my excitement

Who cares

im really confused, why did burnley want or need Nahki wells?
he was deemed a weak link at huddersfield in the championship

sup chung yong

not put a cheeky bet on fella?

Dunno. You could have said the exact same thing about Arfield though.

needed to meet diversity guidelines because they sold gray

Incidentally this was advertised at Stoke yesterday: unionjack.co.uk/

Definitely Sean Dyche's favourite radio station.

Wew, yet another """""super""""" sunday. After this worldclass match we'll get to see the mighty swansea face newcastle. So who do you think will get the all important 3 points in this relegation battle?

What I am posting here, are dubs

Everyone is waiting to see Renato Sanches

ugh

hhaha yes I LOVE based super sunday

You just know this will be the best match of the year.
Prove me wrong.

Seen enough of him at buyern m9. He will unironically not even be good enough to be a bench warmer for swanshit.

You know things are bad when you want Woy.

*loses 2-0 at home to Hoffenheim*

Buyern is a cancer now

Arfield was a freebie
he was on trial and impressed, so they gave him a contract where he would have initially been on bugger all

hes perfect for Le PL.

>~mamadou~
>~everybody doin' what they wanna do~

What i am posting here,, is Tubs

>ugh

Don't you have some kitchen utensils factory team to be watching?

what i am posting here, are shrubs

What does this mean?

Yes, and? Are (you) implying i'm a customer? I occasionally watch bundes, but i've always been a pure chelsea plastic.

what I am posting here, are subs

shit this is pretty good

Lel, good luck when Abramovic gets bored then, and pulls his Big Russkie Dick out of the club

let's go supah sunday!
Been thinking about this game all night

>Start playing Le pacy nigger strategy
>Bench the pacy ones and only leave the slow tall one

Does Frankie de Dutch speaking south African want us to go down

Don't worry if chelski lose all their good players i'll just bandwagon another top team. Though that won't probably happen so stay mad ABC.

>people are making fun of us again

Hard being a Lifelong. Just keep laughing, fuckers, sure whatever, we don't need your respect.

'Super' Sunday

De Boer's final game in charge

>Sup Forums unironically only watches the 'big' sides
plebs

they look nice. ive been thinking about getting into landscape architecture. wouldnt it be cool if cities looked like this

SCOTTISH DELUSION LADS

IM DYING HERE

Will Mancini hovering in the stand?

Heh, they're replying to my post.

What are you talking about, even teams like Arsenal get game threads

>Sherwood is still mad about getting sacked by Villa
Tim, it isn't those pesky foreigners that make it hard for British managers. You're just fucking shit.

>being a yank palace plastic

I fucking hate both these teams who do I root for?

burnley

theyre both cunts but atleast they dont have a drum

palace, let de boer stay in his job a little longer so they can go down

He was shit for Portugal's u21s against Wales the other day. Shut out by Championship reserves and Swansea u23 players.

YOU KNOW ITS TRUE!!!
WERE RED AND BLUE!!!!!

oooooooooooOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!

HHHEEEYYYYYYYYOOOOO

OOOHHHH

palace have one of the best atmospheres in the prem. what's wrong with a drum?

Lifelong since 2013, my unnecessarily angered friend

I fucking hate Palace and all their gay Euro shite

>drumfags

SAD!

>It's not about the system Palace are using, it's energy and commitment

Jaime Redknapp is a fucking retard.

The problem with football in England starting as a working class game and being mainly a working class game in the 60s-80s is it's full of thick as cow shit pundits from Liverpool, Manchester and north London who are "muhh pashun lads" anti-intellectuals. It's why we always get hammered by the Spanish who understand the importance of tactics, and why we have no decent English managers.

You're a casual who randomly chose a team when they got promoted.

All customers hate drums for some reason, maybe they can't hear the commentary properly because of them, I dunno.

literally dunno what us wrong with one. better than the prawn sandwich and tourist clubs in the prem

>YOU LIKE THINGS FOR THE WRONG REASON REEEEE

...

>you now remember the pompey drumcunt

hope hes dead desu

Palace have a pretty decent team, they should be doing better

nah they're all overrated shit

cabaye is bretty good. i don't rate many more though

It's gonna be a 0-0 draw isn't it?

burnley are going to hammer palace today, put money on it. gonna hoofball palace to death

Why?

>you now remember West Brom vs Stoke

You slander me again I'll have you locked up, you silly cunt

You'll never be allowed to buy a metal fork again after my dad's lawyer is done with you, understand MATE?

>american """"""banter"""""

*triggers spee*

Dubs and they'll score at least 3 goals

Wew lad

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>palarse

Bye mr.Boer

>"super" sunday

I've got Wood

Wtf chink young pee is normally good

>have btts
>realise palace haven't scored a single goal this season

chris wood is fucking shit
>2 goals in 2 games
lel prem is so overrated

Fuck lads, if only they'd had more pashion and commitment, that was nothing to do with their pass-out-defence system.

>Ho Lee Fuk

RIP in peace De Boer.

WHAT ON EARTH ZIP

>disrespecting the crystal palace comedy act

maybe your opinion of him and judgement of player quality generally is shit

>The record for the fewest number of Premier League matches that a permanent manager has been in charge of a club for in the competition is currently held by Les Reed at Charlton in 2006-07 (seven games).

Well that's going to be broken by a fair margin if this scoreline holds.

that dog-eater just got de Boer fired

>get back to basics
>get it forward
he's honestly not that good.
even Leeds fans i know didn't rate him that highly

>le play ajax cruyff football with league 2 players man

de boer is trying to play intricate passing football with a bunch of long ball merchants

of course he's going to fail

who /lifelong/ here?

>Frank de Boer genuinely thought he could change Palace's footballing style to tippy-tappy passy shit after they played under Pulis, Pardew and Allardyce in succession

I'm more amazed Steve Parish believed that shit.

>palace fans

kek

KEK

>having these useless cunts play a high line

Sam Allardyce will be spinning in his grave.

Sams dead?

De Boer more like the bore tbhqwhymfm

i miss the championship, when we could score

imagie being a >fan of one of these clubs