The first half of the games-required-to-meet-PL-guidelines-for-domestic-broadcasts "Super Sunday" sees Sean Dyche's band of white men (and token coloured in deadline day signing Nakhi Wells from Huddersfield) host Frank de Boer's far more multi-cultural Crystal Palace.
The Eagles have lost every league game so far without a goal, while the Clarets haven't won since their opening day victory at Chelsea, although they did get a late draw at Wembley last time out.
Lads, now that the August dust has settled for good, can we all take a quick moment to show our respects to the current true epl goat of al time?
A quick you is all it takes, however, to pay top respect you should reply with KANE GOAT GOAT HARRY
Julian Barnes
>Sahko , loftus cheek and Tomlin's not even on the bench >Milojejdjskehdj benched Fuck this shit, Roy hodgsen when
Jaxson Fisher
Exciting match today i can barely contain my excitement
Samuel Johnson
Who cares
Hudson Flores
im really confused, why did burnley want or need Nahki wells? he was deemed a weak link at huddersfield in the championship
Gavin White
sup chung yong
Jace Bennett
not put a cheeky bet on fella?
Landon Gutierrez
Dunno. You could have said the exact same thing about Arfield though.
William Bailey
needed to meet diversity guidelines because they sold gray
Carter Anderson
Incidentally this was advertised at Stoke yesterday: unionjack.co.uk/
Definitely Sean Dyche's favourite radio station.
Charles Young
Wew, yet another """""super""""" sunday. After this worldclass match we'll get to see the mighty swansea face newcastle. So who do you think will get the all important 3 points in this relegation battle?
Benjamin Allen
What I am posting here, are dubs
Nicholas Robinson
Everyone is waiting to see Renato Sanches
Joseph Sanchez
ugh
Henry Hernandez
hhaha yes I LOVE based super sunday
Lucas Rogers
You just know this will be the best match of the year. Prove me wrong.
Jack Fisher
Seen enough of him at buyern m9. He will unironically not even be good enough to be a bench warmer for swanshit.
Gavin Cook
You know things are bad when you want Woy.
Jackson Cook
*loses 2-0 at home to Hoffenheim*
Buyern is a cancer now
Isaiah Perry
Arfield was a freebie he was on trial and impressed, so they gave him a contract where he would have initially been on bugger all
Landon Allen
hes perfect for Le PL.
Daniel Lewis
>~mamadou~ >~everybody doin' what they wanna do~
Christopher Nguyen
What i am posting here,, is Tubs
Xavier Scott
>ugh
Don't you have some kitchen utensils factory team to be watching?
Nicholas Long
what i am posting here, are shrubs
Gavin Gutierrez
What does this mean?
Adrian Roberts
Yes, and? Are (you) implying i'm a customer? I occasionally watch bundes, but i've always been a pure chelsea plastic.
Grayson Jackson
what I am posting here, are subs
Cooper Lopez
shit this is pretty good
Lucas Robinson
Lel, good luck when Abramovic gets bored then, and pulls his Big Russkie Dick out of the club
Gabriel Clark
let's go supah sunday! Been thinking about this game all night
Eli Sanchez
>Start playing Le pacy nigger strategy >Bench the pacy ones and only leave the slow tall one
Does Frankie de Dutch speaking south African want us to go down
Anthony Wilson
Don't worry if chelski lose all their good players i'll just bandwagon another top team. Though that won't probably happen so stay mad ABC.
Jeremiah Walker
>people are making fun of us again
Hard being a Lifelong. Just keep laughing, fuckers, sure whatever, we don't need your respect.
Benjamin Green
'Super' Sunday
Asher Reyes
De Boer's final game in charge
Michael Cooper
>Sup Forums unironically only watches the 'big' sides plebs
Andrew Howard
they look nice. ive been thinking about getting into landscape architecture. wouldnt it be cool if cities looked like this
Nolan Sullivan
SCOTTISH DELUSION LADS
IM DYING HERE
Christopher Robinson
Will Mancini hovering in the stand?
Aiden Thompson
Heh, they're replying to my post.
James Fisher
What are you talking about, even teams like Arsenal get game threads
Justin Scott
>Sherwood is still mad about getting sacked by Villa Tim, it isn't those pesky foreigners that make it hard for British managers. You're just fucking shit.
Ian Walker
>being a yank palace plastic
David Edwards
I fucking hate both these teams who do I root for?
Nolan Mitchell
burnley
theyre both cunts but atleast they dont have a drum
Joseph Rodriguez
palace, let de boer stay in his job a little longer so they can go down
Aiden King
He was shit for Portugal's u21s against Wales the other day. Shut out by Championship reserves and Swansea u23 players.
Charles Nguyen
YOU KNOW ITS TRUE!!! WERE RED AND BLUE!!!!!
oooooooooooOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!
HHHEEEYYYYYYYYOOOOO
OOOHHHH
Michael Foster
palace have one of the best atmospheres in the prem. what's wrong with a drum?
Brandon Sanchez
Lifelong since 2013, my unnecessarily angered friend
Christian Richardson
I fucking hate Palace and all their gay Euro shite
Eli Ramirez
>drumfags
SAD!
Jaxon Martinez
>It's not about the system Palace are using, it's energy and commitment
Jaime Redknapp is a fucking retard.
The problem with football in England starting as a working class game and being mainly a working class game in the 60s-80s is it's full of thick as cow shit pundits from Liverpool, Manchester and north London who are "muhh pashun lads" anti-intellectuals. It's why we always get hammered by the Spanish who understand the importance of tactics, and why we have no decent English managers.
Blake Smith
You're a casual who randomly chose a team when they got promoted.
Mason Reyes
All customers hate drums for some reason, maybe they can't hear the commentary properly because of them, I dunno.
Jacob Howard
literally dunno what us wrong with one. better than the prawn sandwich and tourist clubs in the prem
Nicholas Ross
>YOU LIKE THINGS FOR THE WRONG REASON REEEEE
Julian Robinson
...
Chase Gonzalez
>you now remember the pompey drumcunt
hope hes dead desu
Owen Cox
Palace have a pretty decent team, they should be doing better
Aaron Sanders
nah they're all overrated shit
Gavin Gutierrez
cabaye is bretty good. i don't rate many more though
Cameron Watson
It's gonna be a 0-0 draw isn't it?
Brandon Parker
burnley are going to hammer palace today, put money on it. gonna hoofball palace to death
Dylan Allen
Why?
Matthew Nelson
>you now remember West Brom vs Stoke
Justin Hernandez
You slander me again I'll have you locked up, you silly cunt
You'll never be allowed to buy a metal fork again after my dad's lawyer is done with you, understand MATE?
Caleb Wright
>american """"""banter"""""
Bentley Hernandez
*triggers spee*
Alexander Nelson
Dubs and they'll score at least 3 goals
Dominic Jones
Wew lad
Jonathan Russell
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>palarse
Nolan Phillips
Bye mr.Boer
Juan Long
>"super" sunday
Matthew Jones
I've got Wood
John Sullivan
Wtf chink young pee is normally good
Ryder Wright
>have btts >realise palace haven't scored a single goal this season
Liam Smith
chris wood is fucking shit >2 goals in 2 games lel prem is so overrated
Kayden Cruz
Fuck lads, if only they'd had more pashion and commitment, that was nothing to do with their pass-out-defence system.
Tyler Morgan
>Ho Lee Fuk
Adam Wilson
RIP in peace De Boer.
Josiah Murphy
WHAT ON EARTH ZIP
Gabriel Long
>disrespecting the crystal palace comedy act
Oliver Perry
maybe your opinion of him and judgement of player quality generally is shit
Isaac Morris
>The record for the fewest number of Premier League matches that a permanent manager has been in charge of a club for in the competition is currently held by Les Reed at Charlton in 2006-07 (seven games).
Well that's going to be broken by a fair margin if this scoreline holds.
Justin Parker
that dog-eater just got de Boer fired
David Bennett
>get back to basics >get it forward he's honestly not that good. even Leeds fans i know didn't rate him that highly
Ryder Edwards
>le play ajax cruyff football with league 2 players man
Luke Anderson
de boer is trying to play intricate passing football with a bunch of long ball merchants
of course he's going to fail
Brody Clark
who /lifelong/ here?
Robert Sanders
>Frank de Boer genuinely thought he could change Palace's footballing style to tippy-tappy passy shit after they played under Pulis, Pardew and Allardyce in succession