I'd bet on Roger. How about you?

I'd bet on Roger. How about you?

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Where the fuck is mcnulty?

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Oh, come on! McNulty only fucked about four women on the wire! Bunk was much more of a womanizer!

Hank was at like 15 per episode in the first season. He'd win.

Californication is such a shitty show, I can't believe i wasted my time watching the whole thing

only worthwhile part was Susan saradon's daugther and her 10/10 body

Hmm, Archer was born in 1948. Roger is a WWII veteran. He was most likely sexual active during 1948. Archer doesn't know who is real father is. Mallory has fame of being promiscuous. Archer shares many personality aspects with Roger...

Could it be that Roger is the real father of Archer, and that Archer was named Sterling after his father's last name?

Only one of these men has a popular 90s song written about how much they love him.

Barney basically has toonforce when it comes to getting laid, I'm sure he would win

Joey

How YOU doin

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If numbers then Roger is Archer's father

Who has the most money? Assuming sleeping with escorts counts, should be pretty simple to get a bunch lined up, with the right amount of cash.

What about fatties?
Porn?
Sex tourism?
Rape?

Also, for maximum efficiency you would probably want to stick your dick in for a second or two before moving on to the next woman.

none these guys good looking. Too old.

Barney because in HIMYM every single woman is mentally retarded and actually believes his lies.

>2011+6
>not including George Costanza
ISHYGDDT

Which one? Sheen?

holy shit i just checked it out

muh balls

Whoever has the least to lose and doesn't mind raping. The goal is to penetrate as many women as possible right? Doesn't say consensual, so probably that dude from mad men or Charlie.

He's also a unreliable narrator as filtered trough an unreliable narrator.

Roger has most money

Pusssy king

Master of his Domain

Barney loses on account of literally being gay.

Hank Moody.

Seriously did none of you watch Californication.

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That's a good point. If you take out the ones that are just told by him, and not backed up by other people, his numbers probably shrink quite a bit.

Dean Winchester

Definitely Charlie Harper. The guy could bring back multiple women each night. Hank Moody couldn't do shit.

Ted's not consistently unreliable. He simply has his moments where he's unreliable. They're usually theme where he's consistently unreliable.

I meant theme episodes where the gimmick is that he's consistently unreliable.

Archer

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Ofcourse it's Roger. He's rich, smart, suave, handsome and funny. He's not just a guy that gets laid on a tv show, that's a guy tha gets laid irl.

Based John Slattery directed the most based episdoes of the based show

If you recognize any of these characters you should go back where you belong.