Why doesn't this cunt just retire already. He's fucking finished

Why doesn't this cunt just retire already. He's fucking finished

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what's the point of watching humans play chess? they don't close even close to machines anymore, even some compsci undergrad could write an engine that beats magnus, it's like following woman's sports.

He's about to drop out of the world cup in RO32 against a literally who chink

Post the videos of him sperging in the blitz championship.

>what's the point of watching humans play chess?
None. That's why there are more people playing Magic the Gathering and Hearthstone than chess.
>you now remember chess in Hearthstone and how fun it is

>transhuman tranny

same reason we watch humans run against each other, when there are plenty of animals that are faster.

it's because they're humans.

To see which human is the best at it

You are truly autistic

Advanced Chess is the way to go.
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i watched a movie about an american superchess player who was an autist and then became a madman

maybe magnus is losing it too

I don't understand who is he?

sport's?

Can someone explain to me the "Shorts Incident"?

the sport's incident?

Pulju???????

The last time. Watched chess, the game stopped and it turned into women fucking traps with strap ons.

People can still use the memes for some time
>not a good tournament for magnus
>not a good day for magnus
>not a good opening choice for magnus

was it bobby fischer?

the guy was literally Sup Forums incarnate

No he isn't. It's too easy too defend the title with current rules.

what other american superchess players that became batshit insane are there? Also, there's been this movie recently, so yeah, it's him.

>superchess player who was an autist and then became a madman
all of them then

He struggled against Karjakin, not so easy for him lel

morphy

I like chess

he just became poor because he failed at everything apart from chess.

Rip magnus

we hardly knew yee

Nice

Karjakin dropped out of this tournament against a "who" as well.

oioioi

was the movie good?

Watching people run is just as gay

>wanting a creative player who's not a afraid to take risks to leave so chess can be dominated by people who literally just ask stockfish what to do

Germany should've been disbanded after ww2

Our boy Svidler has made it

Who can stop him?

I can outrun any animal, just call me Speedy Goldberg.

what happened next?

Checkmate

b5 is not mate hough and the move was illegal anyway

anything other than putting the pieces in her ass is a bad move to be honest

> nakamura, karjakin and kramnik also out

Oh my

the arbiter intervened because that's an illegal move

*Ba5

Autism checkers is not an sport

Mating

pulju is to smart for chest

I prefer to see him winning and not the the """"""americans"""""
that rage vs chucky

lol who cares about the mickey mouse cup anyways

>Catholic
>Smart

You rang?

world cup doesn't matter *for carlsen*.

world championship is the only thing that matters for him, and he'll do whatever is best for him to keep winning world championships. he's been pretty much nonstop tourneys since the last world championship, so give him a break geez

le chess-playing neandertal man

she got 'mated hard

>be single
>crush everyone

>finally get qtgf
>fuck up, lose everything

shoo shoo wicked witches.

spergwood is not an sport

>tfw this happened to me between 2014 and 2015

on a much much smaller scale i assume

did he or did he not have his current gf when he won world championship vs karjakin?

Of course. I went from scoring 100% in an U-1750 tournament and an undefeated 70% in the open city championship in the second half of 2014, got a gf in January 2015, scored 50% against lower rated opposition the next tournaments, playing badly and losing games I should never be able to lose.

Incidentally, the first game I played after breaking up with her, I drew a 2200 with black in a game where I had him on the ropes.

that was too early in the relationship, she had not fully put her claws in him.

But running is a natural thing you cannot compare something as human as running to playing chess. It's like if in the future some nerds dedicated their lives to playing Magic or any other cards game. If they're so smart why aren't they doing physics or math?

why isn't chess960 the standardised form of chess?

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People already dedicate themselves to Magic and video games like csgo and dota. They're more fun than physics and math

Lol

can you imagine how asperg-y chess groupies are

dunno but there's a board for this

>moves pawn diagonally

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