Summoning Kek

ITT We Summon Kek

Don't waste hist time.
Leave him alone.

He speaks

KEK, HELP US. SHOW US THE WAY

That's imhokek, father of the bastard offspring.

Praise kek

Who?

I'm tired of seeing this reddit-tier meme on Sup Forums.

Praise him

shut it down

>666
it must be true
let this thread die

Satan knows best.

HE SPEAKS

MODS DELETE THIS THREAD

it begins

WE ANGERED KEK!

YOU FOOLS! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE

Kek is not a force that can be simply summoned, or controlled.
Kek simply is.

Ah, hah, hah, ha! Ooh! Majestic! A meme is a meme even in a Sub-Saharan ventriloquist web forum.

333 get to redeem this thread

Time...to die.

Confirmed. Let Kek rest.

so many repeating digits today, Brexit must be harnessing a lot of energy.

No.

You have all angered the toad man

prove to me that mods are NOT behind this bullshit, asshoels

He speaks

SATAN CONFIRMED KEK
>mfw we were actually praising satan all along

We out here getting checking digits and praisin Kek

come on kek burn them down

Exactly

Thats the thing, you can't willingly summon kek, he works in mysterious ways and reveals himself when he sees fit

FPBP
P
B
P

PRAISE QEK

Should we build wall?

make something happen kek please

This. Kek has been very busy lately providing for his followers. He needs to store energy for the upcoming battles.

My #4 heroin I ordered from the dark is supposed to be in the mail today. Will that help me speak to kek?

Oh great Kek, do you hear our prayers?
Grant us memes, grant us memes!

KEK WE SUMMON THEE

Grant me fortune in my efforts today KeK and I will sacrifice doobs for thee.

Please Lord Kek, just grant me the one wish I desire

Will trump make us build wall?

Britain will Brexit, Trump becomes US President and England wins Euro 2016, while heavy rain flood stop the Remain voters from going out and voting.

Praise Kek

AHHHHHHHH

Have praise

So it must be.

kek be praised.

It is true

PRAISE BE TO KEK

IF THE END OF MY POST NUMBER HAS DIGITS THAT MATCH HILLARY WILL BE IN PRISON BEFORE JULY

fuck off kike

>Leave him alone.
He truly is our god.

WITNESSED!

Holy shit.
No way this is just coincidence.
Is meme magic actually real?

KEK BE PRAISED

Of courshe

Yes~

No fucking way

I'm not a mod

PRAISE KEK!

He is busy with the brexit

Oh my god! I believe!