Can some rich person discover Unk and buy his debt in contract for creative control over his future career. Push him back in time further.. turn him into a "Sam Adams" character, America's "Original Rapper". Dress him up and have him sing about Americas original values and the greatness of the American dream
Whoever takes this up could be in total control
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please post this in /teen/ instead of filling up the catalog with memerap threads
You’re implying anyone takes this seriously
I bump every thread you advertise this shit in.
that thread is for shitposting
nothing of value will come from there, therefore Unk needs his own threads
Why are you so upset
Fuck you, Unk
Isn't he Canadian?
wow unk used to work at kfc now he's getting reviewed by the biggest music critic on the planet? makes me feel like i can achieve my dreams too
that ice cube album is fucking awful lol
I hope they would keep it historical and have him make Johnny Rebel tier racist rap music.
Someone should do an "indecent proposal" contract with him where they fuck his wife or girlfriend repeatedly and humiliate him in exchange for his debt
yeah why stop there why not rape unk in his mouth for no money?
unk's hairline isn't looking good friends
it's just a hair tattoo you grampa
this guy is such a lunatic that he thinks people want 10 "interesting" facts about him
This guy is such a fucking faggot. Him and his music are just so damn lame.
I feel a strong instinct to bully him.
>tfw unk will never give you the succ until you spunk on his sevenhead
his youtube content is god tier
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I can't even like this guy ironically.
He's a complete fucking tool
Wtf is wrong with canadians
you're not alone, friend
I don't know about that
I could offer him like fifty bucks
Yeah, that stuck out to me too. It's not enough that he's terrible at rapping, but he can't even like one of Ice Cube's good albums.
Reminder that constructive criticism is toxic negativity.
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DON'T POP HIS BUBBLE!!!
HE COULD DIE, GUYS!!!
Ice Cube War Disc?
What the fuck is that?
This.
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It's the first half of a double album he released in the late 90's and it's not very good. Also, ft. Korn.
Lol. Oh yeah. I remember the Fuck Dying video on MTV back then. It was so bad
Will fantano respond
he's scared #alam
will the real needle dick please stand up?
ORIGINOO
PLEASE GIVE ME A LOAN
PLEASE GIVE ME A LOAN
PLEASE GIVE ME A LOAN
BEGGING YOU
PLEASE GIVE ME A LOAN
PLEASE GIVE ME A LOAN
PLEASE GIVE MA A LOAN
So he is pretty much the rapper version of the Bullet Ball guy from Shark Tank?
I-I have bullet ball!
He shouldn't. Unk doesn't deserve the attention.
If Unk has proven anything it's that throwing money at something doesn't make people want it.
Having control over the content of the dorkiest rapper ever isn't going to change anything except make your bank account smaller, because no one wants to hear this dork's impression of those old people rapping in movies in attempt to seem hip to kids.
just by the way if someone paid off all his debt do you think it would make him wisen up and use his second chance responsibly, or use it as motivation to make him tumble exponentially farther down the hole?
motivation to keep going
he would say it was all part of his plan and he made it out of the whole and he's on his way "to at least a millllionnnnnn"
this
No. Nobody gets wise by being given shit for free.
If something falls in their lap, all they learn is that things will fall into their lap.
Welfare users, lottery winners, heirs with no sense of responsibility, they all throw their money away eventually.
If you didn't work for something, you have less respect for it.
What is Unk's best verse?
For me it's:
>The she went to sleep permanently
>(she drank bleach)
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Why’d you start a discussion by giving the objectively correct answer, cmon man
any of you unk guys watch I am Jazz? would you like to see unk make a song in support of trans youth?
i don't watch it but i know of it
sex tape of jazz and unk when
lmao
>I lift weights!
>Put 'em down pick 'em up again
Idk dude, this one can also compete
i would like that if jazz beat the shit out of unk tho
im watching an eipsode now, the grandma has mad cleavage in this episode
i want jazz to jizz on unk's sevenhead
THE NEEDLEDICK
how will anthony recover