Official Cardinals v. Lions Thread

Unaccountably Confident Edition

Idiot

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your ded

It's been too long, old friend

Lets go tardinals!!!!

Go loins

>Abdullah gets 100 yards

Thoughts?

Predictions?

>le zero playoff wins frat boy

2 Palmer interceptions
1 Badger pick
Tension during field goals and extra points

HIGHEST.
FUCKING.
PAID.
PLAYER.
EVER.

Stay mad

Is it time for another year of suffering, Lions bros?

Yes, but at least they make the suffering exciting! Last year was an insane ride.

Did he died?

I think we can all agree that the Puckers are going to smash the Xecucks later.

I hope not. I hate both, but we need the puckers to lose.

Probably a little bit inside

All purpose yards or rushing yards? Yes to the former, no to the latter.

Need a redzone stream to go with my lions stream bros

HOLY SHIT FOOTBALL IS BACK

I don't know what to expect

I outpizza-ed The Hut once.

r/nflstreams on plebbit should have both

Vamos cardinals!

>le lady marine maymay

>my tax dollars went to making four jets flyover for a cheap stunt for people in an indoor stadium

I just want to watch my lions lose do I have to sit through fellating muh brave heroz in muh military

Loins fans confirmed traitors

tardinals confirmed for bootlickers who love murdering random babies in the middle east

>tiggers dropped the ball yet again (besides from GOATmine)
>pistons are ass
>red wings complete garbage now
>loins have the GOAT QB
things are not looking up senpai, but at least i finally dont care about the outcome of the games since i know lions wont do shit

superbowl year for az?

Pat Tilman died for your sins

Lions will win by 14+, watch

He was an atheist.

A god fearing atheist l

FUBLE!

All the more noble

>it's a defense fails to capitalize on fumbles episode

>cardinals offense

>it's a Palmer forgets what team he's on episode

>it's an user loses hope in the first second of the game episode

interception

Jesus Christ who the fuck was Palmer throwing that to

His buddy was right there to grab it.

>THE CITY OF ARIZONA
>THE CITY OF ARIZONA
>THE CITY OF ARIZONA
>THE CITY OF ARIZONA
>THE CITY OF ARIZONA

>Palmlel

Ah yes, this is the Cardinals team I know and love.

>lions int on first drive of the season
FUCK GUYS I DIDN'T THINK I'D DRINK THE KOOL-AID

BUT HERE WE ARE

>murdering random babbies
There muzzies they were already in a fate worse than death when they were born

I'm a lions fan, I know what to expect.

REEEEEEEEE Palmer

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH DETOILET

Did he throw that without looking?

YOU GET A TURNOVER AND YOU GET A TURNOVER

FUCKING BAITED LIONS


GET FUCKED

>Lions

Fucking already?

God I hope ameers feet don't break

And there it is.

Carson turnover was on purpose, knew the pick 6 was on

Palmer: Throws a pick

Stafford: Hold my beer

simply epic

>it's another spaghettibowl episode
based

>The city of Detroit

EVERYONE BE THROWING PICKS OUT CHERE

>Shatford

>135 (ONE-HUNDRED AND THIRTY-FIVE) MILLION DOLLARS

Tate was fucking backwards when he threw it. Wtf

JUST LIKE COACH DREW IT UP

Do I hear rumblings of a meme game? We'll see.

Dayum Palmer playing 3d chess, truly the goat

also >lions

lul wtf

Nice TD pass from the most expensive QB in the league

Cards knocked Tate off his route, good play by cards

That wasn't Stafford's fault

I WANT TO DIE

nxtlvl

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I love staffiord, but sometimes I think he's legitimately retarded.

Will it be this again SOL

Based Bethlel

>Arizona touchdown

Lets go cardinals

>Oh boy, another Lions season!
>W-wow, Stafford is the highest paid quarterback in the universe now? Well, surely all that money will sharpen his focus and elevate his play
>Not even four minutes into the season

I've been chugging Kool-Aid since 8am.

Everyone knows that being behind in the 4th is the Lions' secret weapon.

He Is but the new world order doesn't want you to know that

That wasn't Staffords fault guys

How?

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Yeah, these are the Lions I know and love.

>lions right now

>Throws to receiver who is not only not on his route, he's not even facing the right way
>He dindu nuffin

Good to see you, friend. I hope you're well.

Why are we still here just to suffer

always his fault SOL

>Lions Fan
>Mfw this game is going to hell this early.

Is having hope so wrong?

God hates us

Why did we give that fuck Stafford all that money again?