>Be Australian >Banned from army unless you are female
>THE Australian Army has put a ban on male recruits in its politically correct push to increase female ranks, including those on the frontline in combat roles.
>The Daily Telegraph can reveal that Australian Defence Force recruiters have been told they will be re-posted if they ignored directives to target women exclusively for most new jobs.
probably doing this to get people riled up and show how stupid a policy it is desu also our army doesn't do shit, the SAS is the only thing that matters
Matthew Torres
What if they start allowing women in to the SASR tho
Caleb Moore
That moment when you are weak male bitch but still can compete with female "soldiers".
Owen Davis
>tfw I have to do 50 push ups and 60 sit ups just to be a chef in the British army
IT'S NOT FAIR
Kevin Flores
Sue them for discrimination! >what for does the chef need to be in good condition?
Angel Foster
soldier first innit
Jeremiah Nelson
>american who read Voltaire
Is this bizarro Sup Forums
Juan Gomez
ET je suis un homme noir, mec
The world aint memes, Maroin.
Alexander Carter
Is army life ok or does it feel like years wasted doing absolutely nothing?
How do you solve relationships?
Julian Campbell
>Is army life ok No it's shit
t. army stole 6 months of my life
Parker Hill
Pretty boring, low pay, wouldn't recommend it desu
>How do you solve relationships? wot
Christopher Price
>wot You know, wife, gf, having sex or at least waifu. But your wot pretty much answered it too.
So you fap at wc or how does the base full of horny testosterone soaked young men deal with such problems? Orgies?
Jeremiah Phillips
That's what manlove thursday is for matey
Xavier Russell
I hoped for non meme answer, but i guess you dont want to talk about it. I guess army pretend there isnt such a problem?
Daniel Roberts
If you're married you get a free house near the base
Josiah Perry
Service members have time off, it's just like a normal job unless you are deployed. Married soldiers, sailors, and airmen get family housing. It's not very different at all from normal life.
t. veteran
Bentley Wood
>Australian Army in 2017
Brody Williams
>want to have a laugh and banter the Aussies about this >remember all the times Canada and Australia teamed up to win WWI and save the UN in Korea and feel sad >literally the best pound for pound army on earth >realise that this news is making Trudeau shudder with jealousy at not having thought of it first, grow sadder still
Christopher Watson
>tfw I have to do 50 push ups and 60 sit ups just to be a chef in the British army
is 50 pushups considered a lot?
Julian Perry
our military is better funded than yours and we have half the population mate
Brody Gonzalez
No, but that's the minimum
Nicholas Fisher
Where did I say otherwise? Also, 24 mil is not half of 36 mil
Andrew Green
Why do aussies hate bin chickens?
Evan Parker
Time to invade Australia
Camden Sanchez
Be like Worst Koreans All men must complete 2 year mandatory military service. All women are exempt. Their president is a liberal and he is against gay marriages and a homophobic
Ryan Gutierrez
>mfw our non-army now has a posibility of beating a first world army They should test the aussies to see how good are women with soldiers
David Peterson
>What if they start allowing women in to the SASR tho Our SAS allows female recruits, it is just none have passed it.
Parker Wright
It's 40 here for just being an officer.
Ian Long
It also happens in the workplace, women and non whites are preferred in job interviews
Ethan Thompson
wow, our neighbor is so progressive :DDD
Daniel Walker
Same as here m8.
Carter Collins
>women and non whites are preferred It's like they are encouraging interacial breeding at the same time
Carson Scott
Just to get accepted into the officer's school you have to pass a physical test. 40 sit ups/push ups and a 2 mile run in under 17 minutes.
Eli Ward
Here it's 12 minutes.
Alexander Watson
A 6 minute mile? That's tough
Samuel Watson
2.5km.
Idk that in miles.
Josiah Sanders
1.5 miles
Alexander Scott
They are I live in a very nice suburb along the north shore Cafes and the like all prefer white females Asian male it's very obvious
Easton Foster
Pretty similar than here.
Pushups were hell.
Tyler Cruz
the australian army is literally worthless
all funding should be cut and transferred to navy and air force desu
Angel Turner
Sit ups are still my failure.
Nicholas Nguyen
Why? It's the easiest.
Kevin Collins
Push ups are fine, but I cannot do sit ups at all.
Cameron Diaz
Why?
Colton Bailey
>rest of the developed world starts to virtue signal against us Like clockwork
Alexander Fisher
he is Lt. Dan
Adrian Flores
LT Dan would have a very strong core though
Isaac Hill
>be australian >wake up next to your sister >"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight" >ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant >get stopped by abos >their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping >give them all your petrol anyway >apologise for invading their country >say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people >continue on your way >shitpost hard on Sup Forums all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap) >go home >get mugged by abos again >no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead >switch on the tv >the wallabies lost to new zealand again >"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead" >the kangaroos lost to new zealand again >"m-muh cricket" >3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706 >"m-muh afl" >can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera >go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along >cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita" >get bitten by spoidah >die within seconds
>The navy and air force are facing similar quotas. Only one of 18 navy jobs listed for the next six months is open to men and the air force has none at all.