This is a 45 year old man
This is a 45 year old man
why was humpty dumpty in darth vader's suit
because the galaxy was actually far far away
kek
This is legitimately funny.
So? We already know for a fact that abusing the dark side causes increased aging.
A 45 year old man who had all his flesh burned off 20 years ago and who just had force lightning fry him
Because a galaxy far, far away was actually hell on your skin.
lmao
This. Be reasonable OP!
I think it's weird how little time passes in this series
Like, everything in episodes 1 to 6 happens in what, 30 or 35 years? The rise and fall of the Empire is done in 20. It feels like nothing in a universe where shit like this has been happening for thousands of years
The Force is a helluvadrug.
How long were the nazis in power.
Top kek
This is an 8/10 on Mustafar.
midichlorian's a helluva drug
How long did the Roman Empire last
not long enough
how long is a piece of string? The nazis were essentially claiming to be the roman empire.
and I claim to be the queen of england but it didn't stop me getting jailed for climbing through the palace bedroom window
Well no shit, Lizzy II would be arrested for climbing through her windows too, and taken to a nuthouse.