Okay, since you're all super autistic and more creative than Lucas, how do you fix the prequels? Assuming they have to be made.
I'll start,
>remove all midichlorian bullshit
>remove Gungans and other shitskin races
>make the Jedi a much less important force in the Senate
>tons of Sith, not just one
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>Episode I
Opening scene:
A village on tatooine is being attacked by tusken raiders.
The tusken kill everyone on their path, we see a young boy running with his mother. They get surrounded, and the mother gets killed.
The young boy loses his shit, and uses the force to throw the tusken raiders against the wall, snap their necks and whatnot...
In a nearby city a young jedi knight named Obi-Wan is on a mission and senses Anakin's rage filled episode. He finds him and decides to bring him to the council. He wishes to train the boy.
The Council senses Anakin is dangerous, but agrees that the boy can be trained: Keep your friends close, and you enemies closes.
This is about 30 minutes or so.
Anakin is now a teenager, cocky,overconfident, stronger than most jedi knights.
During this time, the sith re-appear. Lord Sidious and his apprentice Darth Maul. We also see Palpatine doing shady deals to get more power in the senate.
The movie ends with a fight between Maul vs Obi-Wan & Anakin.
Everyone survives the, but Anakin's hand gets chopped off due to his overconfidence. This has a big impact on his ego.
Delete episode 1 and 2
make Anakin the main character
Make the final battle set in the jedi temple during order 66 with obi wan and anakin fighting at he top of the jedi temple while everyone is down below fighting.
>The Council senses Anakin is dangerous, but agrees that the boy can be trained: Keep your friends close, and you enemies closes.
this is quite good
pretty decent
There's one super easy solution
Don't make them in the first place.
They were always unecessary. Literally everything they add to the Star Wars mythos is in the first half hour of ANH.
>episode 2
Anakin is now fully trained, and almost ready to take the trials.
He only needs to finish his last assignment: Being the bodyguard of senator Palpatine. Palpatine has been receiving death threats, and they fear that Darth Maul could be coming for him.
During this time he also falls in love with Padme, starts a forbidden relationship.
He has also grown a deep hatred for Darth Maul.
Anakin & Palpatine become good friends. Palpatine is obviously into some shady shit, but Anakin doesn't mention that to the council.
After a few months, Anakin returns to do his jedi master trials, but Mace Windu, who never trusted him, exposes his relationship with Padmé. Anakin is thrown out of the Jedi order. He has a small lightsaber fight with Mace Windu, but eventually is persuaded by Obi-Wan to leave in peace.
Frustrated with the Jedi, He goes to his friend Palpatine for advice. Palpatine says he's stronger than all the Jedi, and shouldn't be wasting his time with them. During this conversation, Darth Maul enters the room and attacks Anakin.
Anakin, still thinking that Darth Maul is actually trying to assassinate Palpatine, starts a fight.
Maul being the superior lightsaber fighter, has the advantage, but when he moves in for the killing blow, Maul gets hit by Lightning.
Palpatine is revealed as the sith lord, and kills Darth maul.
Anakin wants to learn his strength, and becomes his new apprentice.
The prequels were basically kino. My only issue was that Lucas directed them. Story wise they were sound.
- Remove Jar Jar Binks
- Remove Qui Gon Jin and let only Obi Wan and Anakin.
- Don't kill Darth Maul in the first movie and make him the second villain of the trilogy developing more his character.
- Hire another actor for Anakin not Hayden Christensen that mmm has a good look to express hate but his phrase delivery is pretty bad.
- Less politics and more sith/Jedi misticisym.
- Make the love scenes between Anakin and Padme shorter and more fun, not so stupid.
- Less CGI and more real scenery.
The movies should have been more of "The Obi-Wan Story featuring Anakin Skywalker as Darth Vader." Do it in the same way that the original trilogy is "The Luke Skywalker Story featuring Han Solo and Princess Leia."
Episode 1:
>focus more on Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan's relationship
>establish Darth Maul as a worthy villain for the trilogy through Qui-Gon's death
>focus entire movie on Naboo and the defeat of the Trade Federation blockade, with Anakin only appearing at the end for a short period to show how they found him
Episode 2:
>Completely change the "finding out about the clones" part so that there's not even a mystery and that it's established that a clone army was always ready to go in case of war
>Obi-Wan catches Anakin making out with Padme and blah blah Anakin gets mad and goes off and does his own thing
>Obi-Wan goes to the droid factory and fights Maul, only to have Anakin come in at the last second and save him, establishing an uneasy master/student realtionship between them
Episode 3
>basically the same movie, probably with less spinning
Episode 1:
>start with older Anakin
>make him bro with Kenobi instead of a jerk
>Episode 3: ORDER 66
Palpatine has now complete control of the senate, with his personal bodyguard and right hand man: Lord Vader.
Palpatine convinces the public that the Jedi are evil, and hunts them down.
Anakin travels around the galaxy with legions of stormtroopers hunting down Jedi & rebels. It becomes clear how strong Anakin really is. He mows most of them down with ease. We actually see him training new skills under Palpatine, become stronger over time.
The jedi are being decimated, and Obi-Wan assembles the last remaining members of the council on a planet in the outer rim: Mustafar.
From there, they lay low while they come up with a plan to defeat the emperor.
Unfortunately, their location is found.
Anakin, now at full sith lord strength, takes on the council:
He slices through Mace Windu like he's nothing.
Yoda gets a few hits in, but is also badly wounded. Barely manages to get away with his life.
In the end only one Jedi is left standing: Obi-Wan.(He was late to arrive, because he spent the last few months helping a pregnant Padmé on the run)
Who realises he has failed his former padawan. He loves Anakin, but knows there is no hope for him.
The epic fight begins, It looks like an impossible task for Obi-Wan, but by sheer willpower he seems to be able to match Anakin's strength.
In the end, Anakin makes a wrong move, Obi-Wan cuts off his limbs and runs off.
Palpatine senses Anakin is in trouble, Puts him in the Vader-suit. His powers are severely weakened in this suit. He becomes bitter and depressed. His ego has completely crumbled. All that's left is his hatred.
Completely ditch literally everything.
Start writing completely from scratch.
Anakin is a young father.
Padme isn't a politician or royalty. Just a small family.
It's a very personal story. No politics, no senate, no treaties, no blockades, no prophecies, none of that bullshit.
Clone Wars happen, completely independent of the main characters. It's just background noise, to start.
Anakin goes to fight in the Clone Wars and leaves his family behind.
Meets Obi-Wan
Wants to protect his family, so gets trained in the Force
Discovers almost by accident that he's particularly adept at it. No Midichlorians, no BALANCE TO THE FORCE bullshit, just a man slowly discovering himself after living a life of mediocrity.
Rest of the trilogy is a man slowly going insane under the pressure of trying and failing to protect the only thing in the galaxy that matters to him
Think The Godfather in space.
Or Breaking Bad in space, if you like.
I love this, but I also love Christopher Lee... Maybe Palpatine could be, in fact, not the force behind the clone wars. Maybe Dooku could be an outsider force with no ties to Ol' Palpy who's just part of the clone wars. A fallen jedi who never joined the sith and doesn't know they're still around
Pretty good, hell of a lot better than Lucas did.
>how do you fix the prequels
don't make them
MAKE THE CLONES THE ENEMY
Have them as some monstrous supposed threat that came from outside the galaxy, and the republic fights together to stop them.
The clones keep coming and they don't stop coming so the republic gets desperate and gives supreme powers to the chancellor
Meanwhile the few remaining jedi, who have had their contact with the force severed, uncover the truth of the clones, in the third film it's revealed that they were created by Sheev to provide an enemy the galaxy can cooperate against, thus brining peace and order to the galaxy.
The war is won in the final film about halfway though, then it's about the jedi evading the empire and establishing the foundations for the rebellion.
All you are shit. What sucks is that fan fic garbage like this is basically what star wars has become now.
>Assuming they have to be made.
what part did you not understand, tyrone?
This. The thing with prequels were too much fucking CGI and a bunch of half-assed bullshit instead of real work. Fix that and prequels are golden.
The Force is a fifth fundamental force of the universe that arises in the sapient forms of matter not midichlorian bullshit.
The Force is the thing that keeps reality together on a planck level.
Anyone can use the Force but the Jedi and Sith are just faggots with more skill at using it.
Just fix the dialogue for most of them and don't use so much cg.
Christopher Lee is dead.
>Still losing to Obi-Wan
You had one job, user!
Th wrong move was that he spun when Obiwan had the high ground.
pretty good, i always hated the whole space jesus stuff
Make the Clone Wars a much, much longer conflict with way more abject misery. Make it 'Nam.
Also, I always assumed that it was a fight between the Republic and the Clones when they mentioned it in ANH
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Remove the allusions to post 9/11 America. It conjured up bad feelings, it inspired ridiculous dialogue and ends up dating the movie, as well as alienating new viewers.
this.
the battle droids were never a credible threat, and the clone troopers never managed to adequately convey the sense of devastation that the Galactic Civil War did.
I like it. I would add have the same actor for Anakin in all 3 movies. I hated the kid in the first one.
You forgot about the clone wars
Politics were the only good part of the prequels
Good, but I'm not sure a major time skip like that would work in a Star Wars movie.
There is nothing to fix, they are faster pace and exciting to watch because of it
>Padme
Who?
Here are just a few of my ideas:
>no Qui-Gon. He's not really needed. Just have Obi-Wan as a newly knighted Jedi.
>Anakin is a young adult or teen living in the outer rim (hence why he's not a Jedi) as an ace pilot.
>Anakin is seduced by Padme as she falls for him.
>No more Naboo. It's Alderaan. Makes the impact of its destruction greater with us actually seeing it for more than one brief scene.
>No droid army. Make them clones.
>The Separatists are run by Palpatine's master, while Palpatine runs the Republic.
>The two attempt their schemes to rule the galaxy
Make Episode III Episode I
Episode II is the adventures of Darth Vader, Jedi Hunter
Episode III is Rogue One
I would make Sheev the main character
He's a politician who is trying to deliver the Republic from the theocracy of the overbearing Jedi, and save Anakin from their influence as well.
30 minutes of every movie is dedicated to Sheev giving Shakespearean monologues about the state, the Force, freedom, security, etc. and he does the scream/spin at least three times in every movie while he's btfo Jedi shits