Don't worry South Korea and Japan, daddy won't let the commie fuck do anything to you

Don't worry South Korea and Japan, daddy won't let the commie fuck do anything to you.

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*if you buy these new supacool weaponsystems that we havent tested yet so will you please

Daddy i luv u :3

*farts really hard*
hahah whoops :D

I know. Now go make daddy tons of money while we test these experimental and potentially highly dangerous weapon systems in your house.

most embarrassing country roleplay ive ever seen

i sucide bomb to korean anyway

if we don't start bombing NK and let SK march in to finish the job, we'll regret it.

pls get nuke Amerifat

What if NK attacks Tokyo at the opening ceremony of the Olympics and kidnaps the emperor?

>couldn't even beat vietnam
>thinks he can handle best korea

jej

we would nuke NK, not memeing, that's what would happen. if NK attacked one of our non-nuclear allies, we'd wipe them off the map.

you didn't nuke saudi after 11/9, you won't do shit pablo.

It is okay. You are safe. Spread open your legs for me.

>says who is behind this monkey show of North Korea.

Oh, you dirty girl. Keep talking like that and you can punish however you want.

because that's not how warfare goes down you dumb chav.

pls aussie penetrate me with your beb (big emu cock)

>saudis kill thousands of americans
>america doesn't retaliate
>america then gives weapons to saudi

literally a cuck nation.

saudi arabia has no nuclear weapons.

yet they still racked up a 4-digit score with zero retaliations.

m8 how can u be so edgy when ur not even allowed to own a knife

do we even have the mad thadd systems in place yet?

SAVE A LIFE BIN THAT KNIFE

Yeah the guys on the left are also becoming the new brits

Our lord America-sama, I kinda wish huge nuclear war happens and reset my life from zero without being doubt by others

ANOHEKA BANZAIIII

>because that's not how warfare goes down
Yes, first you have to get permission from your Israeli overlords.

fuck off old fat fart. that's already enough. we've been getting tired of your uncertain attitude.

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>we havent tested yet

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Please,the USA protect our Japanese(;ﾟ∀ﾟ)=3ﾊｧﾊｧ

Doesn't fucking matter if it can't intercept a missile to Seoul in time. Donald Trump is gonna sacrifice SK just to keep their own land and Japan safe.

Protect us from give Hentai to the USA (´・ω・｀)

Don't worry burger this time we promise we won't help Kim

>it's another autistic marine stationed in Japan or Korea sucking AmeriKKKa's cock thread

The attack was not carried out by the Saudi-state-as-such, but by Saudi nationals. An imminent bombing (and let us hope that this does not happen) originating from North Korea shall unmistakably have been the work of a state: the North Korean state. That is the diffference, Farroq.

>b-but muh memos

Saudi is a depraved state which does not deserve to exist, yes. But it is distinct from Al Qaeda. Keep being dumb.

You are our true greatest ally

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