HURRICANE IRMA VS STATE OF FLORIDA GAME THREAD

Game has already started get in here. Prediction: Irma wins by knockout

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Who irma /lifelong/ here?

>downgraded to category 3

I knew that bitch was gonna throw the game

>abcnews.go.com/US/hurricane-irma-close-landfall-florida-keys-dead-state/story?id=49738525

Irma off to an early 3 point lead

>pscp.tv/w/1LyxBEydlDnJN

Redneck livestream

>cat 3
major choke

>losing a sheriff's deputy to a category 3 hurricane
Florida sucks

for me, its the tropical cyclone

Oh shit it's back to a category 4. What a tweest.

>still being able to livestream from the affected area

Surely it can't be that bad then?

Irma scores again to make it 4-0. Florida State bringing in their special teams to pray away the storm

would love to watch it from the top floor of that tower desu

A hurricane ain't got nothin' on this guy.

I always wonder who those people are that get killed by storms.

Actual helpers like firefighters or just morons who decided to go for a nice walk in a fucking storm.

>be in florida
>die

>tfw eastern Pasco
>tfw comfy watching the Red Zone channel

youtube.com/watch?v=jFWkKqnD4ng

These people

>Bahamas

Shouldn't you be dead?

only got tropical storm winds where I am lad, cant say the same for the southern bahamas
even if I didnt id be fine because unlike am*ricans we dont build wooden homes

Was it rape?

>sexually assaulting the reptile several times a day
jesus

>category 3
I fucking knew this fag '''''''''strorm''''''''''''''' was going to choke out as soon as things got serious.

>same picture going around all newspapers
I guess those three are the only palm trees that fell down in the entire state

What if the alligator consents tho

yes

Fuck off nigger

Florida's prime athletes have begun the counter attack.

daily reminder

Why should I give a fuck about dumbshit floridians? This just means more of their dumb asses moving to my state.

Why do so many Americans still live in those hurricane/tornado-prone regions?

Just move to some calmer region, especially if you love to live in plastic or wooden houses so much.

KEK

>t. having his house blown apart as we speak

Is looting covered by the average store insurance?
Cuz if it is, it's capstone for that store owner.

t. redneck

What are you a pussy?

Horrifying six inch surge there m8
Meanwhile in Cornwall

African Americans on the offense

At least I'm not a dirty sudaca.

I live 3,000 miles from Florida, dumb nigger

It's warm and pretty

>his manhood is based on living through natural disasters

let me guess, your dick is quite a small fella, correct?

Thanks for confirming yourself as a retarded redneck. I was just guessing.

You see looters, I see a doctor, a lawyer, a rocket scientist and an entrepreneur.

First world standards of living have softened you up so much that you're barely more than overgrown children. Europeans were a mistake.

why are the looters always black?
same thing I noticed in the videos of the houston aftermath

surely there must be some white people still living in big US cities?

I was really looking forward to watch this game

Who /northeast/ here?

>florida
>pretty

The jungle nigger life isn't for everyone. Some people abandoned it milennia ago.

Many black people live in poverty because of systemic oppression.

nth for hurric/a/ne
irma best grill

They should check their looter privilege.

fuck yes my body is ready

white people don't steal

you're right, first thing I'll do tomorrow is move out of my home and build some house out of cardboards to simulate life in your favela

i'm afraid there won't any hurricanes, tornadoes or earthquakes available here, but I'll just throw myself into the local river to get an adequate experience

then maybe I'll finally "harden up" and by that impress some 3rd worlder on Sup Forums, yeehah

Id fuck her

“suitable only for the haunt of noxious vermin, or the resort of pestilential reptiles.”
- 1845 US Treasury report

>being a stormophile

got a decent stream

rare photo of noxious vermin taken in central florida

how does one lose to a snobby retail chain

...

At least a lot of rental funds will increase after this

>he doesn't admire well developed low pressure systems
Sad!

pscp.tv/w/1LyxBEydlDnJN

This guy is hopped up on coke shouting nonsense and hallucinating damage that isn't there to get more views

>asking for prayers
A pity they it won't die enough people for that country to be fixed.

*retirement funds i mean

Play Action Robbery

this
volcanoes are hotter

ITS ALL ABOUT DA U!

gotta get those purples

>why are the looters always black?
hmm really made me think

Breaking video of storm damage

>actually just shitty brazil

>2017
>Not elevating house to avoid storm surge

The absolute state of floridians when storm surge arises

OFFICIAL NATURAL DISASTERS POWER RANKING

1. Snowstorms (comfy as fuck when you're home)
2. Volcano outbreaks
3. Hurricanes
4. Tornadoes
5. Earthquakes
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.
100001. Tsunamis
90000000001. Floods

We only get the occasional snowstorm and flood here, but I'm judging based on what I've seen in videos.

Harvey looks like a wimp compared to Irma

Who could ever predict that another hurricane would hit florida after the last few centuries of hurricanes hitting florida

is it me or is the video quality totally shit?

Harvey didn't get that cultural enrichment that Irma had.

>Volcano outbreaks

Yeah they just show up out of nowhere unexpectedly

are those prices the fruit version of the freddo meme

>hurricane Irma

Tsunami should be ranked at 3

Irma doesn't have shit on sandy. Flooded an entire city and hit more states

light earthquakes are very comfy when you are lying on your bed and just letting it move you around a bit

For anyone who lives in florida, how do you leave out of state from Miami?

When there's an earthquake I usually drill a hole in the ground and stick my dick in it, feels good.

there have actually been some earthquakes here, but the ones we get here are so embarrassingly weak that people usually have to read it on the following day in the newspaper to realize that they happened

Fort Myers looks pretty fucked

Who lifelong /irma/ here?

>governor asks for prayers
Thats republitards for you

>tfw you don't have pay TV and have to watch the Irmabowl on some shitty stream

>tfw no more qt Eiffel volcanos erupting and cleansing the filthy Rhineland with purifying lava
Gaia left us.

Kek
Think the word you were looking for was volcano eruptions German bro
I don't think much beats a good old fashioned thunderstorm with lots of lightning and thunder but snow storms are pretty damn close

Any nice hd webcams at the beaches?

>logo is a tornado

Not when you have 3rd world engineering

Hurricanes are Comfy as fuck desu, It's just fucking wind. Once you live in a concrete house and put shutters over the windows so flying tree branches and other flying shit don't break them.

You can drink rum all day listen to music, play vidya, watch animes and pirated movies.

>no hailstorms

>hurricane
>picture is a tornado
3rd world in charge of getting BTFO by natural disasters annually