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English Fascist edition

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Here we are......
With another shitty thread........

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The Asian Century is upon us
qi lai, comrades

Jamie: Nicholson! NICHOLSON! The immigration shit! It was you, wasn't it?! You mimsy, bastard, quisling, leak FUCK!
Julius: (smirking) Sorry? What are you--
Jamie: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you will be sorry, you inflatable cock! You fucking sold us out, didn't you? Deny it!
Julius: Well, James, I can't deny something until I have the actual charge presented...
Jamie: (impersonating Julius) Oh, oh, oh, oh, "the actual charge"? (normal voice) Yeah, well, apart from the charge you're gonna get when I clamp jump leads to your baldy bollocks? Okay, okay, okay, okay! You, Julius Nicholson, being of sound mind but with a body that looks like a giant sex toy did knowingly do us up the shit-hole by passing confidential information to the enemy! And I am going to have your guts as a skipping rope! And your lungs sun-dried and turned into a little fucking waistcoat!
Julius: James, technically it was not a leak, because firstly-
Malcolm: Eat that prawn.
Julius: -there's not confidential-
Malcolm: Eat that fucking prawn.
Julius: I'm not eating prawns, Malcolm.
Malcolm: Eat that prawn. Eat a bit of fucking pizza. (throws a bit of half eaten pizza at Julius)
Julius: Don't be stupid.
Malcolm: Eat another prawn. (throws another prawn at Julius)
Julius: Stop it!
Malcolm: Have some fucking chow mein!
Jamie: Stuff it in his fucking head! Stuff it in his big baby head!
Julius: Stop it!
Malcolm: (to Ollie, who has just walked in on the spectacle) Get that fucking cheese over there!
Jamie: Eat the cheese!
Julius: STOP IT!
Glenn: Go on, have some!
Jamie: EAT THE CHEESE! EAT THE FUCKING--
Julius: This isn't funny! This is an expensive suit!
(Jamie tries to beat up Julius)
Julius: James, just--
Jamie: Fuck!
Julius: Fuck you, mate! (runs out the room)
(Jamie runs after Julius)
Malcolm: Hey, hey hey hey! Right!
Jamie: EAT THE FUCKING CHEESE! EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!

leftypol globalist dicksucker

youtube.com/watch?v=fng3Vdte7mw

And with a yank to prove that that's the case

need brit bf

good OP

Can't ZOG the Mos

fuck off

Don't understand why the alt-right is so obsessed with Hitler considering he was a socialist.

>Ronald glorp

fucking howling

>flat earthers call normal people "globalists"
kek
is there anyone that uses that term that isn't clinically insane

babestation

he knew about the jews tricks

simple as

What is the best city in the UK and why is it Bristol?

Think I might join the army. Convinced myself as a teenager I was special and didn't do that well on my exams. I've not got really any career prospects. At least I'd be doing something adventurous and getting paid. I'm 23 and still live with the rents.

lads
remember this

Edinburgh
it's still a depressing shithole, but it has great streets for walking around with a hangover.

That's an important requirement of a Scottish city no doubt

They have good cakes there.

girl on the right looks familiar x

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"globalist" is just the modern take on the old "international jew"

will national action ever return lads?

Need Kate Beckinsale. Is there a woman more perfect?

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yeah its me

NEED a chinese bf
youtube.com/watch?v=EU6JEf5VEEE

yeah true
I'm not sure it's inherently tied to anti-semitic conspiracy theories, just the new iteration of "there are murky forces at work behind the scenes who want to mess be about" paranoia

Went on /soc/ for 10 seconds and almost vomited.

>Female feet thread
>Man ASS thread
>Small cock thread
>BIG cock thread
>Female VOICE thread
>TRAP meetup thread
>MALE FEET THREAD

Someone should literally kill them all

imagine Western Civilisation without feminism.

that sounds like globalist talk to me

>leftypol globalist dicksucker

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tarnished brand
something similar will pop up soon, like it always does

NEED a pdf of The Thick of It: The Missing DoSAC Files.

need to spread clare's bumcheeks, jam my face in, then push them back together again

Windows 98?

it was 10pm earlier

no way have i been on Sup Forums for 4 and a half hours

remember the ol sausage? x

them sounds like fightin words to me
*squares up to you*

/soc/ is literally the most garbage board

Not a bad idea desu. I was thinking of doing the same but because of reasons I'd have been with people who haven't finished their secondary education, and I couldn't bear to be with underclass cretins like them. Also the hazing

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>>leftypol globalist dicksucker

>1st wave feminism
>entirely good
>2nd wave feminism
>mixed bag
>3rd wave feminism
>entirely evil
Did I get it wrong or no?

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>"if Adolf Hitler were here today they'd send a limousine anyway"
Rings truer and truer everyday

>rational self interest
is there a more discredited meme alive? it's on par with the wage gap and aspartame

that's the redpill.
the blackpill is that even 1st wave feminism was bad, it was rotten from the beginning.

love the Queen
hate the Royals
simple as

can't imagine how confident you have to be to post pics of yourself on soc

even just your willy

*punches you in the jaw and runs away*

>/brit/ is raided by Brodies at 2:30am
Woah maybe you should get a job losers

bizarro globalist rorkesheed

most jewish thing I've seen today

>French profile pic
That's cringe enough. know somebody that still has that up, refuse to accept his friend request

i prefer "radical centrist"
don't mislabel me or i will kick the FUCK off about your right to express your opinion

Got called reddit today. Quickly switched my political views to whatever the concensus was on an anime website in the nick of time.

saw so many beautiful girls today lads..

Made me want to go full genghis khan and conquer the known world so I could take any and all for my harem

I think they're triplets

how about this

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So I sit here on my bed, comfy again and I am faced with the same dilemma every night

Do I or do I not brush my teeth. Who knows. Maybe I will force myself to get up, maybe I'll fall asleep and feel regret and bad breath

I don't really buy into the concept of a hierarchy of "pills" so to speak. It seems very linear and "inside the box" if you know what I mean. Stepping back and assessing issues through the lens of history is much more functional imo.

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>things are complicated and can't be reduced to an analogy taken from a science fiction film of the early 00's
cuck

spoken like a true anglo my dear sir

if someone sent this to North Korea it could literally start a war

Jewish people are a tiny racial/religious group, why is there so much attention on them?

Received a stern talking to for pulling too many sickies
Might commit a bit of the ol' bossicide

Defend Korea from American imperialism

Please

Hmmm

You. I like you. Have a (you), you.

haven't done anything more strenuous than having a wank for 3 years and suddenly think i'm going to get a degree.

i'm fucked aren't i.
160 fucking hours self directed study per subject
fuck me
bastards won't even let me sleep during the day.

doos san migels fank you pedro, and chop chop ya dozy dago

*turns to the missus as I stub my fag out*

very lazy people these continentals, very lazy people

*cranes head to watch the Man City match on the telly*

reported this to the FVEY

goyim jealousy

success breeds jealousy

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are you liberal?

same but masters

High IQs

Brodies detected get the fuck out

kek, where's that lad that posted the picture of kev to tim? sounds like a job for him

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hola compí qué tal estás?

i'd hate to have a daughter

don't worry

iktf

fox and grapes

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it's literally this though
the chosen people, with the most nobels, the most people in finance and film/music industry

>2010 coalition agreement + 7
>students
>liberal

Bad breath and plastic team """""fan""""""", yeah it checks out. Also please pick another destination for your holidays, Brit tourists are embarrassing

Back to work lads
Not allowed phone
Roooo

guild wars 2 expansion preview weekend starting tomorrow. getting hyped ngl. hate that they release expansions at the end of summer though, why would you do that? they did that for the core release too i think