/tennis/

USO Pen final

Nadal vs Anderson

boris seems drunk

>no links

typical yank, shit thread

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Well done, lad. I like it.

You want links on the final day of a major global sporting event? you're better off dying in Irma.

NEED Xisca gf

hello where are all the shitpost?

Are people seriously not more hyped for what might be the shittiest grand slam final in 21st century tennis?


Could also be legendary if Andersson wins as he then becomes the worst GS winner of the sport

So we using this thread?

Any acestream?

Nobody likes nadull. Even less people like commis

I like roidal. Commies on the other hand...

Who tf is this high school musical looking mother fucker

Who here /RAFA/ ?

Nadal has the typical look of an assburger kid.

Of course

What's happening?

my streaming service is down...probably because of some pre-match rights shit

Is Anderson the ugliest Grandslam finalist in the open era?

one hurricane and you guys are going to make it a national day?

I admire the patriotism on display here.

We all based Anderson here, am I right?

It's embarrassing desu

t. nation that takes monarch seriously

4pm too late for coffee?

>implying the vast majority of brits don't give a fuck

It's nice. We don't get it here, too scared of upsetting someone #political #thoughtoftheday

Is there any other option?

>clean for the queen

Is Nadal the GOAT once he wins this?

>tfw work for two more hours

>prematch interview

both of them are nervous as hell, a bit funny but quite rude to interview them in this trying moment

>no?

Between the two of them there was only one opponent that was actual competition and even he sucked

>working on god's day
Look at this heathen

If he wins 3 more after this, he's the GOAT. At the moment he's still second to roger unfortunately

>a claybabby ever being the GOAT

How about no

Sabbath is Saturday stupid goy, not Sunday.

>tfw 2 threads
Come on lads

the other one is almost done

why do Thpanish thpeak like that?

Do Argentines speak with a lisp too?

>Rafa and Xisca started dating 12 years ago
Feminists were right about the Peter Pan syndrome

it begins

Anderson in 5

anyone got a decent acestream for this shit

brb making a third

Nadal 5/3/3 in under 2 hrs

>batmanstream lagging badly

sad!

>Already struggling to keep his serve

>under two hours
Nadal will take two hours to finish his first service game

>Nadal returns his serve
>lose point

This is going to be a massacre again

Post >yfw Nadal loses to a servebot

havent posted in a few days. did i miss any fresh memes ?

>Nadal's serve back to being shit again

looks pretty over

If he starts losing he'll just pull a moth out of his ass again

post a stream link fuckers

well, he lost to Federer this year, after all

Was the surface this USO "clay light"? Everyone that made it far in RG played well here (if he wasn't injured) Except for Khachanov and Zeballos

>12 years and still going

ffs, my ex's hormones kicked in after only one year and then, a year later, she gave me a marriage ultimatum, so I had to tell her to fuck off

is Xisca sterile or something, that she doesn't care?

>poles in charge of being resourceful

should be on tv even in Poland

...

>dating


You mean working at Rafa, Inc. in the PR department?

She's living comfortably. Why change anything.

hdtennis.ru

im in a dorm with no tv, just laptop and a projector

for fucks sake, if you're gonna be a servebot at least serve quickly. Anderson takes as much time between points as Nadal.

Wew lad servebot malfunctioning

>le return 5m Behind Baseline Man

Cant'vin anderson

why anderson not wearing the sleeve anymore?
no more warm muscles needed in most important game of career ?

cheers lad

Why not underarm serve?

Clutch'in Anderson

sports bar

Why does Nadal play so far at the back

if Anderson gets broken here, he's taking maybe seven games total this match.

>nadal standing an inch away from the stands
Top kek just do meme drop shots

McEnroe said he lost it and they joked about it maybe costing him the match.

*picks butt*
*adjusts shirt's left shoulder*
*adjusts shirt's right shoulder*
*scratches nose*
*tuck invisible hair behind left ear*
*scratches nose again*
*tuck invisible hair behind right ear*

Pshh, nothin personnel, no?

The court detects steroid usage if it's allowed a the right amount of time

>1-1
>18 minutes played
kill me please

>Nadal argues with the review technology

Autistic rampage conformed

For fuck sake le big servin boer man, win your serve already

lel

RIP Dubai

The *scratches nose* part I believe should be *wipes sweat off left nostril* and *wipes sweat off right nostril*

His autism is flaring up, can't step inside the lines

My parents have been together for 25 years without marriage and they're still happy. My friends thought it was weird as fuck when I was younger but once we finished school and half of their parents were divorced they never uttered anymore bants.

>expecting anything else from a servebot and Nadull
I'll gladly do you in, Mountain Jew. Just come out of your hole and show me where you keep your jew-gold

Nadal just unironically requested a towel from the ball boy after a double fault. Why does this guy sweat so much?

VIrgin baseline pusher: has bad posture, has to rely on running around pushing back 7-8 balls before winning a single point, exploding knees due to running, has to consume baldness causing roids to keep up with the kids, has to pray to OCD gods for opponent to keep making UEs, never in actual control

Alpha Chad servebot: stand up straight as he is tall and proud, routinely ends points with one single stroke of the ball, barely ever runs as he knows there's no need for it, always hit an UE or winner thus keeping control, has no athletic ability yet wins due to superior serve making ability, doesnt consume roids only eats a couple xans before each match to keep the relaxed ace making on point
r8 my OC

This is going to be 10 minutes watching the players be autistic for every minute of play

>Can't win a game for his life

wasn't really defending marriage, just seemed odd that, I assume, Xisca has no demands to advance past this status quo

>karim

some people just sweat a lot, okay? ;-;

She does, but every time she talks about getting married Nadal just autistically screeched PREEEEEENUP so she drops it

Pretty good. Put it in a pic and I might save it

>match time: 21 minutes
tip top lel

this bitch leaf is still here shitting up the final

30/40

ROIDAL EXPOSED