>Wife asks me if I will stop listening to anything but Christian music >Literally asked if I will give up on all music, one of my life's passions, for a single shitty genre >Christian music >Chris Tomlin bullshit
I could not even, Sup Forums. We go to church and I play in the worship band that does covers of popular christian rock songs, but I only do it to play with other people. I have never heard any of the songs we play before I figure them out the day of practice, only like 3 aren't dumb as fuck.
It's like asking a chef to only make hamburgers, or a mathematician to only use addition and subtraction. It was the most basic bitch question I've ever been asked in my life.
Go out of your way to blast Sister Ray as loud as possible.
Isaiah Collins
If you were a real christian you wouldn't have any doubts ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owgjks3GwAM
Carson Brown
Tell her you can't do it. Limiting yourself of exposure to art for religious reasons is lame as fuck, it's not a sin to enjoy non-Christian music.
Jaxon Rodriguez
I'm not a true Christian, I only go for her. I honestly don't have very much faith at all. It's not a cuck situation, sometimes they have good messages, it's a wholesome community for my kids to be in and I have some good friends I met from the church. I just don't ever talk about faith with them, only bow my head and say amen when they say to. I won't admit I am not a true Christian, but I won't try to be a leader or anything either.
Ryder Thompson
just tell her you do only listen to christin music anyway and then make up some lousy explanaton for the lyrics
Camden Hill
How bland and boring is it to just listen to Christian music for the rest of your life? Sure the "message" might be good, but its the same one you get in church every Sunday. Art can represent religion but they are not mutually exclusive.
Out of curiosity OP, did any particular thing spark that comment?
Sebastian Ross
Tell her you will but only if you both listen to Bach exclusively
Xavier Powell
I consider myself a Christian. Go to church, pray, all that good stuff. Christian music sucks donkey balls. I like k-pop. :^)
Hudson Hall
I used to play on my youth group's worship band so I know the feel of playing all the incredibly dumb songs that all only use G C D and Em. Just tell your wife to fuck of. Also give a listen to some artists like Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan that made christian music.
Cameron Roberts
My favourite Christian band is The Jesus Lizard
James Long
What's her reasoning behind you only listening to Goddo music, anyway?
Kayden Scott
divorce desu >I like k-pop then you're definitely going to hell
Hunter Jones
Really? Mine's the Jesus and Mary Chain.
Adam Wilson
>chris tomlin wew lad that's a name I haven't heard since 2005. used to be kinda big into him when I was still going to church
Camden Young
I'm pretty partial to The Rapture
Gabriel Nelson
Neat label, but tons of musicians used to be Christian and it wasn't a big deal.
Now it's novelty / niche type stuff, that 'contemporary' music, since God is banned everywhere these days... so obviously not much to work with.
Aiden Ortiz
Mine's probably Eric Bibb and Needed Time. I love old black gospel music too
Joseph Perez
patrish
Jonathan Garcia
serious question: why believe in christianity over any of the other equally plausible organized belief systems? is it actually just because of the way you were brought up? because that seems like a pretty ignorant way to decide the course of your life
Jace Nelson
>God is banned everywhere I wanna think you're memeing, but I know you absolutely do believe this. I'd like to kindly inform you that no, (mentioning) God not banned.
Hunter Parker
marry that woman OP
you can take solace in knowing a woman like that will never cheat on you for tyrone
Noah Walker
Depends on the company. I've seen the shadow of death pass over the countenance of many at the mere mention of the Name, Jesus.
In most circumstances, He is banned. And so am I with Him.
I know well the power of God. I have passed through death and more and have no doubt. I can't attest to anyone else's faith.
Angel Phillips
TOO BUSY SUCKIN ON MY DING DONG
Kayden Gonzalez
Thanks baby shrimp dick
Isaac Long
>I know well the power of God. ok sure but how do you know it's the christian god? >I have passed through death and more what do you mean by this? are you actually one of those people who died and then got resuscitated?
Christian Stewart
repent and do what she says, swine
Evan Sanders
Yee and I've survived tortures that none want to hear and I will take with me. I know His voice, and He knows me. I speak with Jesus always. He is not a God of the dead, but of the living. At the Resurrection, you will see... or before, you can believe that you may see. Ask Him.
Brody Perez
It sounds like this is just the next step in a problem that goes much deeper than just music
Nathaniel Green
>christian rock Why is that where your mind goes when you hear christian music?
youtu.be/HIe4u8nBfh0 "It's like asking a chef to only make hamburgers" More like asking a chef to only make the finest quality dishes known to man.
John Barnes
that statue makes me cry if i look at it too long lord jesus christ son of god have mercy on us sinners
Nicholas Rivera
overrated imo
Ian Hernandez
he's baiting you. the only people who believe in God are right wingers and their children who don't know any better
Mason Wright
This. I forsee some serious problems in your future, OP
Dylan Sanchez
>not being particularly religious AND still marrying some kind of fundamentalist You've got no one to blame but yourself. You should have had this discussion long before you got married, and you should have realized it was never going to be okay for you to just sort of be into her religion.
In her eyes, you're doing the same shit back to her by refusing to be more Christian. Both of you have powerful, opposing beliefs, and you should have addressed this shit long before you ever even thought about getting married. But, you didn't - you glossed over it because you were obsessed with a sensation or because you didn't want the inconvenience to interfere with your positive feelings. You lied to yourself and her, and now you're booty-blasted because consequences.
You've only got one real option at this point: explain to her how little faith you've actually got and how little interest you actually have in being a Christian; how important your music is to you; and that you aren't willing to convert yourself deeper into her beliefs while giving up completely on yours. You'll either come to a compromise between the two of you, or you'll be another failed marriage because two idiots got in over their heads without thinking about how serious the commitment actually was.
Regardless, you reap what you sow.
>god is banned, especially at work >most observed federal holidays are christian holidays >you can literally keep a bible on your desk, and asking you not to is Equal Protection violation >you can discuss your religious belief as much as you want, as long as you arent some smarmy fuck trying to proselytize or you arent telling other people they are wrong >god is banned, guys Fuck off, fundie.
