How did she become a movie star?

how did she become a movie star?

shes really dull most of the time and when she gets animated shes all shrieky squeeky

Her feet are really qt

She's (((((a talented actress)))))

she takes dick like a champ om the casting couch

She's really good at snorting coke

shes cute :3

I want to see her dominated and humiliated so fucking bad.

She may be dull, but at least she's not as dull as dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises .

Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

W-when do you kind time to sleep dullestfranchise kun?

didnt she write a book or something?
maybe its explained in there

Trade Gatsby with Mockingbird and move Clifford to god tier.

WOWZA
BING BING BING
WWWRAAAAAAAP WRAAAAAAPPP
*sirens blazing*
HUBBA HUBBA
OH MOMMA
*wipes sweat off brow*
DADDY LIKEY
*kazoo*

What the fuck? You're moving onto non HP threads now?

autism, the post

would spill my seed on

She's a really shitty person in private. She's a casting couch veteran too.

She was much hotter before she started doing cocaine and lost weight. She's a skeleton now.

Into the Air has best Kendrick.

>that hairline

what the fuck is going on

DULLEST

>in private
how do you know that?

She's a chosen and a casting couch pro

From people who've met her. She's a mega famewhore too, sucking up to everyone that's more famous than her and treats everyone who isn't like air.

She looks good on screen and has a girl next door kinda vibe. Like that nerdy geek girl who was nice to you in middle school and then became a cheerleader in high school but still let you fuck her because you weren't a total sperg and she thought you were nice.

Only movie I saw her in was that one with Joseph Gorden Levitt having cancer. She was qt and enjoyable enough

>Joyce's Ulysses
>under trash like Atlas Shrugged, The Great Gatsby and 1984
>Great Gatsby is in, Catcher in the Rye is not.
>Hamlet is low tier
Fuck, whoever the fuck made this list never read any of those books.

>Like that nerdy geek girl who was nice to you in middle school and then became a cheerleader in high school but still let you fuck her because you weren't a total sperg and she thought you were nice.

Did you expect people to relate to that user?

>no mousie shower webm

disappointing

Not everyone was a born a fat basement dwelling neckbeard like you. Some of us fell to this position.

"I'm not that kind of girl user"

This thread has nothing to do with Harry Potter tho

i heard some rumor that she lactates

can any user confirm this?

I guess it just has to have the word "dull"

>casting couch pro
...go on

That's nice.

Those rumours aren't true, she never fucked anyone to get a role, only to get free coke.

Damn, didn't know

Slick meme-insert

>he thinks Ulysses is good

your opinion is worth less than nothing

only jewish movie suits get to see that

goy dont get shit

that kazoo part

fucking lol

For the first time in my life my white privilege has become a curse.

...

Blech. They are gross feet. Look at the toes.

>*kazoo*
lmao

Was about to say that. Her toes look like sausages.

my dick has become the god of diamonds... Is there a term for that kind of undertitty peeking through?

Trans thread and already trans board
True autismo

>rats
>bunnies
>chipmunks

why is Sup Forums so rodent-based?

I remember a man who used to post her a lot, he had a canon camera and a widows peak. he was a good friend.

Fuckin hell i watched the accountant last night and she was atrocious. The film was garbage but how the fuck does she get these roles? Is she jewish

I've unironically always thought she was that chick Jehn Sneh fucked in the snow

>Has perfect breasts
>Never shows them

>Is she jewish
have you not seen her nose?

this is a guy, right?

kek, hey, ellebeeh

what an interesting night last night...

gay

>perfect tits
>anna kendrick

flat as a literal board

I met her once, can confirm

Listen, I hate Kendrick and her stupid rat face, but she is certainly not flat. I also wouldn't call them "perfect" like that other user though

GODDAMN THOSE SWEET SWEET TITTIES

what a party that was!

Gayest fetish. She goes straight for the cock, mouth first. She knows what she's there for.

jews love quirky jew bitches.

what's so gay about this, faggot?


kek

had no idea tomboyposting had so many fans

Gives good Bj's and lokes coke.

>movie star
She's a who and a notorious whore.. she's isn't is a draw she's no star

This guy is literally autistic reminder

Kendrick is an Irish name.

She looks like the porn actress India summer.

>longer second toe

>have a lifelong hate of all musicals except for BB (and maybe South Park BLaU)
>have Sup Forums meme me into watching Pitch Perfect even though I knew I probably would not like it
>continue with my lifelong hatred of all musicals except for BB (and maybe South Park BLaU)