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the invisible hand of yankism edition

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hail our people

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been thinking about what ill say if someone asks me about immigration when i become a tory politician

tell me what you lads think of this:

>It is true that migrants are a net benefit to a country's economy, filling a vital role in the labour market. Such is known from countless studies. But it is not the case that a simplistic trend can be extrapolated - if 5,000 migrants are good, it does not follow that 500,000 migrantd are a hundredfold more good. Rather, migrants are a benefit only insomuch as the country has the social infrastructure to comfortably support them. And in present times, we simply do not. The two options are to increase the budget of the NHS and associated services, or to reduce the numbers of migrants. I'm afraid that in the current economic climate the former is not a possibility, and so I would be in favour of the latter: a reduction - or at least a freeze - of the migrant numbers from this 'refugee crisis'. Hopefully my reasoning is thus made clear.
*adjusts glasses, pinches nose*
*sits down*
*shuffles papers*

Any suggestions/refinements?

excited to die in nuclear hellfire because of drumpf

post DISCO

youtube.com/watch?v=qiIucx452NQ

wasn't worthwhile saving this post for the new because I shan't read it anyway

>It is true that migrants are a net benefit to a country's economy, filling a vital role in the
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

meanwhile, in the northern powerhouse

you'll get shot down from making several economic mistakes

better off going another route if you want to argue against muh immigrants

Canadians are a parody of themselves

actually i dont really mind immigrants
but if i want to be a tory then i have to come up with some pretense to hate them

dunno how that's funny but i don't hate the south or southerners

>southerners "integrate" their muslims
>northerners give them their own enclave and stay well away
northern powerhouse>southern showerhouse

Just did the most degenerate thing in my life.
Sat down on the bog having a shit while sucking on a spoonful of off brand hazlenut chocolate spread.

What is the female equivalent of Deano?

theguardian.com/society/2011/jun/08/life-expectancy-north-south-divide-widens

rt.com/uk/398937-life-north-south-divide/
>Northerners 50% more likely to die young than southerners
>a result of what academics have termed a “disease of despair.”
>People in the North aged between 25 and 44 are most likely to die from suicide, drugs, accidents, and alcohol-fuelled liver disease, while heart disease is also common after the age of 40.
>The Northern powerhouse

i guess i'd talk more about civic pride, being tough on crime, fighting misogynistic authoritarian culture that doesn't belong in a modern liberal society, etc

its just banter lad. just avin a laff u kno?

Brexit
Trump
McGregor

It IS happening, simple as

Liv (Olivia) or Becky

STICC

Like Jews
Like Islam
Like LGBT+
Like Promiscuity
Like Feminism
Hate Whites

good edition

the north south divide was manufactured by none other than angus mc bagpipe

leftypol

mboko

Welcome to the Labour party

should i go to Utrecht or Rotterdam?

SHOPP

alri jeremy

blunt

you should stay away from the continent

gives me the fear to be honest

Nah m8. She's just dedicated to feminine perfection

never understood this poster

>The bomb detonated at approximately 2:54 am (BST) on 12 October. The midsection of the building collapsed into the basement, leaving a gaping hole in the hotel's facade. Firemen said that many lives were likely saved because the well-built Victorian hotel remained standing.[8] Margaret Thatcher was still awake at the time, working on her conference speech for the next day in her suite. The blast badly damaged her bathroom, but left her sitting room and bedroom unscathed. Both she and her husband Denis escaped injury. She changed her clothes and was led out through the wreckage along with her husband and her friend and aide Cynthia Crawford, and driven to Brighton police station.[2][9]

>At about 4:00 am, as Thatcher left the police station, she gave an impromptu interview to the BBC's John Cole, saying that the conference would go on as usual. Alistair McAlpine persuaded Marks & Spencer to open early at 8:00 am so those who had lost their clothes in the bombing could purchase replacements.

ALISTAIR MCALPINE IS A HERO
GIVE THAT MAN A GEORGE CROSS

utter brainlet

>but left her sitting room and bedroom unscathed
Shame.

honestly hate talking politics with my dad, he's poor(daytime security guard) but votes tory because "thatcher was a good PM, she helped me buy my first house"

thatcher wasn't a tory, she was a thatcherite

Grim.
Glad my dad is a labour man.

Damn...

Watering my brain

just doesn't seem consistent, it's clearly trying to condemn crass jazz/black culture and slavery with the arm and the cage, but then it has a kkk hat reproaching them for being racist

help to buy was probably the biggest giveaway ever by a government

and it was by the tories

smart move

...

Gums are bleeding again lads

uhh, that's "right to buy" sweetie xxx

been reading wikipedia articles about margaret thatcher and british politics for about 3 hours and i reckon im about ready to join the conservative party myself

hoping to be the conservative version of Tony Blair / David Cameron Mk II
wish me luck

stop rubbing willies against them

mummy voted thatcher and dad is 110% stereotypical poorthern "my father an his father and his father voted labour" type
whenever i want to set them at one another's throats i just casually drop mummy's voting record into the convo

convinced my whole family to vote bnp

Can someone find the source on this gem?

It's a German poster trying to make American intervention in the second world war unappealing to Europeans due to everything perceived as wrong and degenerate with American society, capable of undermining traditional European values and culture (which it did astonishingly well)

A government BUY the people FOUR the people methinks

oh yeah my bad

thanks :-)

;)

crusaders-against-islam.org/submissions/view/#431

hmm just watched a pretty explicit gay muslim scene in american gods. very disturbing.

wish i could make wojaks

would be shit scared of cutting myself

want to slap a school teacher's tits around then spank her arse

I WANT NEW LABOUR BACK
TELL CORBYN TO FUCK OFF AND MAKE HIS OWN PARTY, I WANT OUR TONY TO BE IN CHARGE AGAIN

REEEEEEEEEE

I made one myself

was it the taxi driver scene? i remember laughing at that when i read the book 5 years ago

'd

looks like the two faced guy from the first harry potter

youtube.com/watch?v=ljGMhDSSGFU

yeh. what the fuck did i just watch.

what shall i have with this fillet steak i bought?

heres a pepe i made out of an old photo of my childhood home in wales

Your thoughts?

Mummy votes Labour, Daddy votes UKIP, I vote Conservative. Dinnertime banter is great.

Mushrooms and onions

>Men from poor backgrounds 'twice as likely to be single'

makes you think

curry

another, from the same cottage (this was the neighbouring field)

Pro-tip: there aren't any female non-Deanos, every female is a Deano

My mummy
I love my mummy
My mummy is beautiful
I love you mummy

im from a moderately wealthy background am currently single. but thats because i have a slight case of the ol 'tism

>the shitskins have started to infect Belfast
England was and is the greatest evil that has ever befallen this great planet.

baked potato and broccoli

cute

your childhood sucked major ass lmoa

dont like mushrooms
dont be silly lad. it was a serious question, and i would appreciate serious answers, alright? good.

The Irish immigrant population in England I think you mean

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Look at how this "Englishman" has zero command over his own language.

peppercorn sauce and roast tagines

youtube.com/watch?v=qdSFC24KX2k

just woke up now

>yfw Leicester get us off on the right foot tonight

where can a yank watch the soccer

redpill

the F-14 was aesthetic

RULES OF NATURE

even the runtiest girl who moves to london wants a man with his own flat and a £100,000/year job, 6'4 10/10 looks with beard etc etc

nbcsn

I feel like an Irishman

She wants a man from Greater London

The Indian gf wants me to go with her and her parents to meet their extended family in Surat in a couple months