NY Giants @ DAL Cowboys Gamethread #2

0-0, tie game in the 1st

Fuck the cowboys

Who /Panthers/ here?

Canadian commercials are so eerie. They look like us. They talk like us. But there's just something... off about it

Cowshits BTFO

>9 posts early

Dak sucks

Why does this division draw so much shitposting

Fuck you

I need an o-line

fpbp

Williams out its over. Also Dak is shit

Also a running back.

>high powered giants offense

What is Pressy Bush drinking?

The good ones deliver the most bantz

>my nigga going to bust a nut in dem Giants

WHO DEM BOYS HERE?

'ure the oone oo talks funney fwiend.

1-0

Buckler beer. It's non-alcoholic.

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Buckler non-alcoholic beer.

Quads and Cowboys win the division.

dem boy checking in

**dabs**

user in the other said it was Buckler, a non-alcoholic beer

who /iggles/ here?

>Dak Prescott >"""""""""""""quarterback""""""""""""""""""""'

Dak lifts his leg like when a woman throws a softball

kys

Hey Dallas. Remember me?

FUCK YOU

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Are the Giants a draw?

So how badly will the Cowgirls be beaten tonight?

By 40 points?
By 50 points?
Buy 50+ points?

a saline IV drip

Thank you Mr. President

drumpf

>game is 1 hour in
>only 6 minutes of the game actually played
>the rest is just commercials and time outs, or showing players taking a sip of Gatorade

>my nigga going to bust a nut in dem Giants hard

who /303/ here?

ezekiel elliott is one ugly person

The Cowboys are America's team

we did it reddit

same butthurt little gnats faggot lol. you scared, bitch boy?

>tfw the Pack knocked both of these teams out of the playoffs last year

Less than 7. But they will lose.

>Surely that sophmore slump will kick in soon r-right guys?

Daks helmet radio not working?

It's been 19 minutes but yeah that's football.

As expected of President Trump. He would know the non-alcoholic beer as he is a teetotaler.

I'd expect nothing less from the all time worst president.

nice

DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DASB DAB

>Giants D already forcing Dak to take timeouts

Blowout incoming after the Cowshits score this TD

WEW

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>one hour in
>game started 20 minutes ago
Please end your life

You have to go back

HOL UP

CATCH

SQUUUUAAADD

HOL UP

*dabs*
*dabs*
*dabs*

HOL UP

*dabs*

WE DEM BOYZ

if Adelle Beercan was in the Giants wold be up 3 amazing touchdown catches to none desu

>Eli apple

Come on man..got fucking burned, nice catch though

These teams are trash.

The east is ours this year.

Eagles look unstoppable lads.

Comfy as fuck here in north philly.

DRAGON

HOLD UP

WE DEM BOYZ

>Non-Alcoholic beer

What's the fucking point? You only drink beer to get drunk, no one really drinks it for the taste.

>people still dabbing ™ in 2017

Really?
What a fag

Call me ass rabbit from now on

I member!

fwoooof

>Apple missed a play.

Color me surprised.

Also

>Dez caught it!!!!

>Rodgers only has one (1) ring

I like the way their booty jiggles in slow motion

>that high as fuck pass on the slant
PRESCOTT IS TRASH

TRASH!!!

Wrong

GOD DAMMIT DAK

>Janoris Jaquanda Jenkins
Jesus do these africans have like book for shit?

>P**** R****** I* T** H**** T******

assblasted giants fan detected

**dabs on you**

So both feet need to be in the endzone upon catching for it to be a touchdown?

>he doesnt dab™ in 2015+2

WHY NOT JUST RUN IT WHAT THE FUCK

>Getting beaten by the nigger birds

Embarrassing 4u

>no one really drinks it for the taste


19 yr old, everyone

>have rushing leader
>have best o-line
>throw it on the goalline

so this is the power of the cowboys offense

He had a drinking problem and has been sober for like 30+ years

>Hak

missing that TD pass Dak

>dak

Recovering alcoholics drink it so they can stay on the wagon but still reminisce about the good times.

Fans understand, give it to zeke.

kek

Thnaks

His brother died of alcohol related issues and told him never to take up drinking as it ran in the family.

>not running it in

fucking retards.

REFBALL LOL

Wentz would beat the shit out of Dak in a fight.

I love you