Mfw Cowboys are unbeatable

>mfw Cowboys are unbeatable
>mfw the only team that could beat Dem Boys last year gets BTFO

The packers won. Daily reminder the cowfucks haven't won a playoff game in 20 years.

>this scared little faggot and his denial

LMFAO keep on living in fear of dem boys ya cuck bitch.

I don't think they can beat this team

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mfw the cuckboys only scored 19 points

mfw the rams put up 46 points

Cowboys could go 16-0 and still lose in the divisional round of the playoffs

iggs are gonna sweep you this year, my man

Even if true, it would bring their record to a whopping 3-13. Truly frightening, I'm trembling rn

why do cowboys fans do this to themselves every year

Dude the cowgirls are going to get stomped next week.

>Cowboys go on 19-0 run
>Trump honors Jerry Jones by making him Secretary of Treasury
>Cowboys win the next 4 Super Bowls.
>Romo (technically still on the roster) matches Tom Brady as 5-time SB winning QBs
>Dak has 6.
>Cowboys net worth exceeds that of Canada and Apple.
>During SB after party, Roger Goodell is drugged and sodomized by Zeke and the offensive line.

It's a wonderful time to be alive.

I don't know man, I feel pretty bad for them. I remember recently thinking that Tony Romo won a championship and then being shocked that he didn't. Somehow the Dallas Cowboys were so delusional it spread to me and convinced me they had success when they clearly didn't instead of just convincing themselves.

t. A loyal cuck

this

you gon' be sad when you guys go 11-5 and lose in the first round

ouch.

Romo was good in the broadcast booth, srs.

in your wildest fantasy, you dream about a man being sodomized by other men, one after the other?

I guess that settles it, cowfucks are now gayer than xeattle fans

This isn't even a retort. The Packers beat Dallas last year and there's no reason to think they won't do it again this season.

>getting a free pass in the first round doesnt count as winning

american education everyone

You beat the Giants without odell. Enjoy a shit postseason again and get fucked by the puckers

>46 points

Against the Scott Tolzien Clots, retard.

>>mfw the only team that could beat Dem Boys last year gets BTFO

>losing in the divisional round as first seed

Sad!

You will lose to the Packers, Giants and Eagles once and probably one of the AFC teams on your schedule.

The NFC is going through Lambeau this year that Defense is looking 2010 levels. Mike Daniels is going to have 30 sacks.

Fag

that would bring the cowshits record to 8-8 missing the playoffs.

you faggots don't really believe they will win a game with that nigger Elliott suspended, do you?

Cowboys beat the Packers too and Dak didn't need a 56-Yard field goal to do it

>defense is looking 2010 levels
Against Seattle's O-line, even the Colts' pass rush would look terrific